@Guywhobuildsstuff and if I mutiny for matters relating to bad command?
And why wouldn’t you… okay, that’s sounds kind of bad here. Not a joke just actually realizing.
@Dracul0Anderson Nice.
However, I have… a theory:
Graingy, the company, plans to win.
They have research interest in the Eel population, but couldn’t be bothered to deal with the MWBS themselves, so they chucked a couple hundred million at Grain Guy and told them to go nuts.
Again, only a theory, but I believe they’re basically just waiting for the whole thing to blow over.
So as long as they believe that the Eel Protectorate and it’s makeshift forces is a match for the anti-Eel group, they stay by the sidelines.
However, as soon as they believe that the Eel Protectorate has been outshone, that is when I think they’ll get involved.
Essentially, I think we need to plan on an eventual loss, or at least withdrawal. We aren’t trying to win, we are just raiders, in @Guywhobuildsstuff’e case (they want the car batteries), or vengeance-seekers, like me. The point of using force is to create openings that we can use to grab/do what we want to accomplish. Actually trying to win, fully and completely, is a death sentence.
By all means, give it a shot, just know that I will not be standing next to you when a cruise missile (“Party Tube(TM)”) emblazoned with the Graingy logo comes crashing through your wall.
@Dracul0Anderson the shark would get fished out rather quickly, unfortunately. This is the Eel Protectorate’s flagship, the EPS Morrayge.
A lot more military oomph is needed if we’re to take on the Eel Protectorate. Too much, however, and Graingy proper would get involved. They’re way too tough to take on, and even if you somehow did, they have the Soian Empire standing right behind them. That same empire gave me my ride to an alien planet so I could do reporting on a global war they sparked and promptly spectated like entertainment.
In other words, we need somewhere between “canoes and spears” and “advanced modern weapon systems designed to level cities”.
There’s also the issue of limited funding.
These reasons are why the “Cracker” is the way it is: cheap (mostly this), and doesn’t draw the full attention of the major players.
@Dracul0Anderson Contact @Guywhobuildsstuff for coordination,
Technically they haven't accepted me into the Men Who Build Stuff (MWBS), but I doubt Grain Guy particularly cares.
I am certain that nuclear weapons would not be tolerated, however. Graingy (not to be confused with Grain Guy), despite their research interests in the Garrison Eel, have been pretty hands-off so far, but if nuclear escalation were to take place I am confident that they'd quickly put an end to anti-eel forces with brutal efficiency. Best avoid that, if you want to live.
Trust me, I'd know. I used to work for them, after all.
@Guywhobuildsstuff I ain’t Grain Guy.
I am much, much better than them, in part because, unlike them, I have things like:
-Hands
-A brain
-Skin
-Legs
-Eyes
-A comprehensible way to use a computer
-Actual life experience
-Experience in writing songs for terrorist organizations (though unintentionally. It caught on rather unexpectedly)
So, do I get the job?
Models for astronauts.
... That's... actually not a horrible idea now that I think about it.
Maybe when (When.) we colonize the moon paper models will become a popular gift?
That or we figure out how to make printer plastic out of moon rocks.
@Monarchii You disgust me.
@Graingy this is really that normal?
It’s a battle jungle gym
@Monarchii Are you aligned in any way, shape, or form with the Eel Protectorate?
@Guywhobuildsstuff and if I mutiny for matters relating to bad command?
And why wouldn’t you… okay, that’s sounds kind of bad here. Not a joke just actually realizing.
@ColonelRelford what
Congrats.
Interesting form
Yeah I’m sure that makes it hard for enemy infantry to climb on top
@Dracul0Anderson do you have, say, mine laying aircraft? Maybe built from a common commercial airframe?
@Guywhobuildsstuff why wouldn’t you trust me?
And what ranks are there?
@Mousewithamachinegun123 eh I can take you
@Terrora69 That’s good life advice!
This thing looks dangerous
@Monarchii I will declare war.
@Dracul0Anderson Nice.
However, I have… a theory:
Graingy, the company, plans to win.
They have research interest in the Eel population, but couldn’t be bothered to deal with the MWBS themselves, so they chucked a couple hundred million at Grain Guy and told them to go nuts.
Again, only a theory, but I believe they’re basically just waiting for the whole thing to blow over.
So as long as they believe that the Eel Protectorate and it’s makeshift forces is a match for the anti-Eel group, they stay by the sidelines.
However, as soon as they believe that the Eel Protectorate has been outshone, that is when I think they’ll get involved.
Essentially, I think we need to plan on an eventual loss, or at least withdrawal. We aren’t trying to win, we are just raiders, in @Guywhobuildsstuff’e case (they want the car batteries), or vengeance-seekers, like me. The point of using force is to create openings that we can use to grab/do what we want to accomplish. Actually trying to win, fully and completely, is a death sentence.
By all means, give it a shot, just know that I will not be standing next to you when a cruise missile (“Party Tube(TM)”) emblazoned with the Graingy logo comes crashing through your wall.
@Monarchii do you ever run out?
@Monarchii You are blight.
@TalonTheCRTguy This has the basic information on what the Eel War is.
I’m joining against the Eel Protectorate because I hate their leader.
Decided to take a little nibble
Got a little hungry
@TalonTheCRTguy do you require further information?
@Dracul0Anderson the shark would get fished out rather quickly, unfortunately.
This is the Eel Protectorate’s flagship, the EPS Morrayge.
A lot more military oomph is needed if we’re to take on the Eel Protectorate. Too much, however, and Graingy proper would get involved. They’re way too tough to take on, and even if you somehow did, they have the Soian Empire standing right behind them. That same empire gave me my ride to an alien planet so I could do reporting on a global war they sparked and promptly spectated like entertainment.
In other words, we need somewhere between “canoes and spears” and “advanced modern weapon systems designed to level cities”.
There’s also the issue of limited funding.
These reasons are why the “Cracker” is the way it is: cheap (mostly this), and doesn’t draw the full attention of the major players.
Odd.
Quite classist.
I hate the guy, but I believe Grain Guy made an excellent point about this kind of thing.
What
This arrangement of parts confounds me
Interesting nose design
What
@Dracul0Anderson Contact @Guywhobuildsstuff for coordination,
Technically they haven't accepted me into the Men Who Build Stuff (MWBS), but I doubt Grain Guy particularly cares.
I am certain that nuclear weapons would not be tolerated, however. Graingy (not to be confused with Grain Guy), despite their research interests in the Garrison Eel, have been pretty hands-off so far, but if nuclear escalation were to take place I am confident that they'd quickly put an end to anti-eel forces with brutal efficiency. Best avoid that, if you want to live.
Trust me, I'd know. I used to work for them, after all.
@Monarchii Oh
@Monarchii I hope you get constipated so bad it comes out of your mouth.
@Monarchii what does, the plane?
Or some other nonsense things you’re talking about.
@Monarchii if thats supposed to be a pun then I can say with certainty that it went straight over my head.
@Mousewithamachinegun123 always was.
@Senkopilot cheek reveal
@Graingy No?
Peculiar helicopter
@Guywhobuildsstuff And thanks for the compliment.
@Guywhobuildsstuff I ain’t Grain Guy.
I am much, much better than them, in part because, unlike them, I have things like:
-Hands
-A brain
-Skin
-Legs
-Eyes
-A comprehensible way to use a computer
-Actual life experience
-Experience in writing songs for terrorist organizations (though unintentionally. It caught on rather unexpectedly)
So, do I get the job?
@Monarchii Uhh yeah no
I've never seen a single good piece of art out of that piece of rock.
@Monarchii "Putting ink"?
@Graingy Hey!
Fight me, you bastard!
I'm certain this thing can out-turn anything you have!
And it's cheap as dirt to boot!
@Monarchii Somehow I doubt Grain Guy has any either.
@Monarchii Um, lovely.
But the images are by Grain Guy.
Feels dirty to look at.
@Mousewithamachinegun123 A bit suspicious, isn't it?
*You're
Arguably, yes.
THAT
PART
COUNT
Eyes look like a bloody FNAF SL animatronic in the silhouette.
Models for astronauts.
... That's... actually not a horrible idea now that I think about it.
Maybe when (When.) we colonize the moon paper models will become a popular gift?
That or we figure out how to make printer plastic out of moon rocks.