Bassmarck, Bassmarck, Bassmarck
Bassmarck, Bassmarck, Bassmarck, Bassmarck
Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Bassmarck
Was fährt so spät auf hoher See
Das Kronjuwel der Bassarmee
Die Bassmarck und sein Kapitän
Das weltweit grösste Soundsystem
Auf diesem Schiff ist Abgeh'n Pflicht
Zu laute Musik gibt es nicht
Hier kommt der Sound, der dein' Kiefer bricht
Wie ein Wolframklotz in dein Gesicht
Wir hab'n nicht den besten Ruf
Dafür den besten Vodka-O
Du hältst dich für ein Partytier
Hier ist der ganze Party-Zoo
Dauersaufen, Druckbetankung
Assi wie ein Fliesentisch
Der Vodka wird zu ei'm Gemisch
Lethaler als ein Kugelfisch
Eins zwei, Feuer frei
Abriss machen ohne Gnade
Wer vor dem Morgen schlapp macht
Der frisst Panzerschokolade
Drei, vier, hoch das Bier
Keine falsche Müdigkeit
Jeder Einzelne an Bord ist
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Bassmarck
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Bassmarck
Die Bassmarck ist ein Stahlkoloss
Und ist auf hoher See der Boss
Auf uns ist jeder Schuss verschenkt
Wenn der Schall dein Sonar zersprengt
Der Ton aus den Schiffskanonen
Kommt von Harman und Kardon
Das Flakgeschütz gesponsort von Bose
Macht aus deinen Matrosen Matrosen-Soße
Allerdings muss das nicht sein
Wir lassen uns auf Freundschaft ein
Komm zu uns an Bord aufs Deck
Wir saufen uns die Rübe weg
Nacht für Nacht, Tag für Tag
Bleibt die Bassmarck unbesiegt
Egal ob feindliche Gewässer
Am Ende feiern alle mit
Eins zwei, Feuer frei
Abriss machen ohne Gnade
Wer vor dem Morgen schlapp macht
Der frisst Panzerschokolade
Drei, vier, hoch das Bier
Keine falsche Müdigkeit
Jeder Einzelne an Bord
Ist allzeit kampf- und saufbereit
Bassmarck, Bassmarck, Bassmarck, Bassmarck
Bassmarck, Bassmarck, Bassmarck, Bassmarck
Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Bassmarck
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Bassmarck
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Bassmarck
@Superliner350 you’re taking this too far. There’s a limit to what you can call a joke, and you’ve crossed it. We can understand what you mean, but it’s not funny any more, so please just stop
@Superliner350 how’s that racist? Do people now get triggered whenever someone mentions the colours “white”, “black” or “rainbow”? This society is way too sensitive nowadays
I’ve only been here for 10 months, and look at me now.
And about my opinion on platinum? Well, if you reach it, you reach it. There are no awards, no prizes, and you will not be any different of a player than you were before. Those users who become singularly focused on reaching this rank will find that after doing so, they lose all their purpose (which is something that I’ve prevented myself from doing).
So if you truly want to enjoy SimplePlanes, focus on the game’s primary objective: building whatever you like. Gaining points should only be a secondary objective.
@UniroAzerr this happens simply because you’ve downloaded way too many planes, and hence there’s too much data for SP to load. I suggest you delete any aircraft that you don’t want anymore.
@DoctorFreeman that’s… what I was saying?
SimplePlanes is simple, a game meant for beginners to get an idea of how basic aerodynamics works. These replicas that you see on the site are made by people who push the game to its limits. But at the heart of every plane, they are still simple in the way that they fly, because they are limited by the simplicity of the (old) physics engine. So I don’t know what you’re expecting from this game. If you want crafts with more realistic physics, I suggest you play Juno instead.
I think you can either:
1. build the military planes from Found&Explained (except the Republic AP-100, I want to build that)
2. design your own airliner
@Thorne even if mod makers get hired
/commissioned by Jundroo, remember that most of them don’t live in the US, which means that they can only be supervised online.
I don’t think the devs will give them access to the entire SP codebase when they don’t have any means of physically supervising them. What if one of them takes advantage of having access to the SP codebase to make a copy and sell it to pirates? It’s way too easy for these mod makers to do this.
@Neruneten21 I’d say that this is the best VR plane, but ultimately it’s up to your preference.
Just scroll through the VR tag and favourite all the planes you like. The ones on the highest of all time page are the most detailed ones; otherwise they wouldn’t have gotten 300+ upvotes.
No words can describe how great this plane is. From the pictures, the interior looks decent, and the livery has been done extremely well for a fictional livery. Hope you get at least 40 upvotes for this!
@The26thMeowng why is it that your comment reminds me of those War Thunder players who leak classified documents because the plane/tank “isn’t realistic enough”
There's no requirements for starting a challenge; in fact you could make one right now. To reward multiple upvotes (e.g. 10 upvotes), you upvote 10 of their posts.
Not to be that guy, but if you don’t know how to build a cockpit, learn. Even if you don’t read/watch tutorials, you can always download other people’s planes and see how they do it. And if you don’t know what the cockpit interior should look like, there are tons of reference images that you can find with a quick search on Google.
Everything can be learned; it’s just a question of whether you want to learn.
Although if someone is willing to make a P-2 for you, I have no objections.
@Superliner350 it should stay cursed
+2baconeggs making an airliner??!?!
+2Bassmarck, Bassmarck, Bassmarck
+2Bassmarck, Bassmarck, Bassmarck, Bassmarck
Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Bassmarck
Was fährt so spät auf hoher See
Das Kronjuwel der Bassarmee
Die Bassmarck und sein Kapitän
Das weltweit grösste Soundsystem
Auf diesem Schiff ist Abgeh'n Pflicht
Zu laute Musik gibt es nicht
Hier kommt der Sound, der dein' Kiefer bricht
Wie ein Wolframklotz in dein Gesicht
Wir hab'n nicht den besten Ruf
Dafür den besten Vodka-O
Du hältst dich für ein Partytier
Hier ist der ganze Party-Zoo
Dauersaufen, Druckbetankung
Assi wie ein Fliesentisch
Der Vodka wird zu ei'm Gemisch
Lethaler als ein Kugelfisch
Eins zwei, Feuer frei
Abriss machen ohne Gnade
Wer vor dem Morgen schlapp macht
Der frisst Panzerschokolade
Drei, vier, hoch das Bier
Keine falsche Müdigkeit
Jeder Einzelne an Bord ist
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Bassmarck
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Bassmarck
Die Bassmarck ist ein Stahlkoloss
Und ist auf hoher See der Boss
Auf uns ist jeder Schuss verschenkt
Wenn der Schall dein Sonar zersprengt
Der Ton aus den Schiffskanonen
Kommt von Harman und Kardon
Das Flakgeschütz gesponsort von Bose
Macht aus deinen Matrosen Matrosen-Soße
Allerdings muss das nicht sein
Wir lassen uns auf Freundschaft ein
Komm zu uns an Bord aufs Deck
Wir saufen uns die Rübe weg
Nacht für Nacht, Tag für Tag
Bleibt die Bassmarck unbesiegt
Egal ob feindliche Gewässer
Am Ende feiern alle mit
Eins zwei, Feuer frei
Abriss machen ohne Gnade
Wer vor dem Morgen schlapp macht
Der frisst Panzerschokolade
Drei, vier, hoch das Bier
Keine falsche Müdigkeit
Jeder Einzelne an Bord
Ist allzeit kampf- und saufbereit
Bassmarck, Bassmarck, Bassmarck, Bassmarck
Bassmarck, Bassmarck, Bassmarck, Bassmarck
Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Bassmarck
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Bassmarck
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Bassmarck
@Superliner350 you’re taking this too far. There’s a limit to what you can call a joke, and you’ve crossed it. We can understand what you mean, but it’s not funny any more, so please just stop
+2@Superliner350 how’s that racist? Do people now get triggered whenever someone mentions the colours “white”, “black” or “rainbow”? This society is way too sensitive nowadays
+2Bro predicted Barbenheimer
+2@SILVERPANZER
+24th way: post weird-looking fictional aircraft/stuff once a month and watch them go viral.
No regrets.
Oh the misery
+2I’ve only been here for 10 months, and look at me now.
+2And about my opinion on platinum? Well, if you reach it, you reach it. There are no awards, no prizes, and you will not be any different of a player than you were before. Those users who become singularly focused on reaching this rank will find that after doing so, they lose all their purpose (which is something that I’ve prevented myself from doing).
So if you truly want to enjoy SimplePlanes, focus on the game’s primary objective: building whatever you like. Gaining points should only be a secondary objective.
Took 5 years to build planes on a game meant for building planes lol
+2Ballair, the airline few people have the balls to fly on.
/s
+2No way it got featured
+2@Krmometer aight, just asking
+2The part count isn’t stopping me from downloading this
+2I love it when my liveries get featured in thumbnails lol
+2Uh… what’s with the bomb inside…?
+2
+2
Use an image hosting site to get working image links
This is the one I've been waiting for...
+2@ArrayDenalov
+2@SPAircraftOfficial
@MrCOPTY
Yeah it’s China Northwest Airlines
+2Eat it
+2what did you even run on your iPhone 14 to make it blow up 💀💀 💀
+2@ArrayDenalov
+2@SPAircraftOfficial
@MrCOPTY
Remove some large files from your storage, your frame rate should then return to normal
+2@DeadlyDialga chocolate lives matter!!!!
+2@UniroAzerr this happens simply because you’ve downloaded way too many planes, and hence there’s too much data for SP to load. I suggest you delete any aircraft that you don’t want anymore.
+2Why would any mods ban you lol, you’re not even supposed to use your real name here @TheCaper
+2@DoctorFreeman that’s… what I was saying?
+2SimplePlanes is simple, a game meant for beginners to get an idea of how basic aerodynamics works. These replicas that you see on the site are made by people who push the game to its limits. But at the heart of every plane, they are still simple in the way that they fly, because they are limited by the simplicity of the (old) physics engine. So I don’t know what you’re expecting from this game. If you want crafts with more realistic physics, I suggest you play Juno instead.
Fastest fingers in the east
+2Also, the cockpit windows look too sharp; I actually prefer the old ones. But other than that, nice plane.
I think you can either:
+21. build the military planes from Found&Explained (except the Republic AP-100, I want to build that)
2. design your own airliner
ball
+2How to get forum upvotes:
+21. Be a dev
2. Announce new SP update
3. Watch as 400+ upvotes roll in
@Thorne even if mod makers get hired
+2/commissioned by Jundroo, remember that most of them don’t live in the US, which means that they can only be supervised online.
I don’t think the devs will give them access to the entire SP codebase when they don’t have any means of physically supervising them. What if one of them takes advantage of having access to the SP codebase to make a copy and sell it to pirates? It’s way too easy for these mod makers to do this.
@Kangy ALL HAIL @ADNERW
+2@Neruneten21 I’d say that this is the best VR plane, but ultimately it’s up to your preference.
+2Just scroll through the VR tag and favourite all the planes you like. The ones on the highest of all time page are the most detailed ones; otherwise they wouldn’t have gotten 300+ upvotes.
No words can describe how great this plane is. From the pictures, the interior looks decent, and the livery has been done extremely well for a fictional livery. Hope you get at least 40 upvotes for this!
+2@The26thMeowng why is it that your comment reminds me of those War Thunder players who leak classified documents because the plane/tank “isn’t realistic enough”
+2@FinnAatrox doesn’t ThrottleResponse already exist as an XML variable
+2Easily the most well-made XB-70 here
+2There's no requirements for starting a challenge; in fact you could make one right now. To reward multiple upvotes (e.g. 10 upvotes), you upvote 10 of their posts.
+2Not to be that guy, but if you don’t know how to build a cockpit, learn. Even if you don’t read/watch tutorials, you can always download other people’s planes and see how they do it. And if you don’t know what the cockpit interior should look like, there are tons of reference images that you can find with a quick search on Google.
+2Everything can be learned; it’s just a question of whether you want to learn.
Although if someone is willing to make a P-2 for you, I have no objections.
@ArrayDenalov
+2@SPAircraftOfficial
@MrCOPTY
You’ve come to the wrong forum, post on Reddit or something
+2Sooner or later, this thing is going to end up stuck in the Suez Canal
+2Yeah, you can only upload 3 planes per day
+2@ArrayDenalov
+2@SPAircraftOfficial
@MrCOPTY
FUIYOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
+2Use a business name generator
+2Oaksjhsosihwbsndkqi to you too @HuskyDynamics01
+2Nice! Do you want to be tagged on my mobile-friendly railway map when it gets posted?
+2