42.2k PhantomBladeCorp Comments

  • Who would win in a fight? 6 months ago

    Simple answer: some drunk Russians with tracksuits.

    +12
  • My apology for not saying anything. 4 months ago

    Strong people never leave. Strong people keep on fighting against all odds. When life shows you the middle finger, reply back with two.
    In all seriousness, your reasons for leaving are silly. And I know what I'm saying cause I was in the exact same situation.
    I usually say that I left cause there was lots of controversy around my planes when, in fact, there was none. I left because I felt like I wasn't getting enough attention, enough reward for what I was doing. Working days and days for a build only to get, what... 20 upvotes? Really? Is that all I get for my work?
    So I left, thinking that this community does not deserve me and that I'm wasting my time. But me being me, about a month later, I was back under my current account and slowly started getting back in shape. Started uploading planes, tanks, sometimes silly stuff. Fun times these were, gotta say.
    To this day, I'm still working on the work hard-big reward model but you can see the differences. It all comes down to the fact that I didn't have enough followers.
    You might say "but I left due to totally different reasons." No. We both left due to the very same reasons: silly reasons.
    So, to wrap it all up, I think you should come back and forget about what you just did. It's silly, very silly stuff. Come back and rethink it all. Think about what you should and shouldn't do.
    If you ask me, you should try and aim for diversity within a certain range. For instance, diversity in car building. Don't build just jeeps and sporty cars from X company. Build something from Y company, too. Venture into both old and recent times. Build a jeep now, a few days later build a family car and so on. You got it: Diversity is key to success.

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  • New Website Feature 6 months ago

    @CRJ900Pilot If you don't like this new feature, just pretend like it's not there. If the comments section on any of your planes turns to chaos due to this, remember: door is to your left, window is to the right. Go through whichever you like more and then head to the nearest park.

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  • Are there any hangouts groups for SimplePlanes? 5 months ago

    Other than SPM, no. None other are really that worthy of joining.

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  • Sorry 5 months ago

    You have a bio for this kind of announcements. Use it.

    +6
  • What happened to Delphinus? 5 months ago

    They deleted their account after realising how crappy their builds were.
    Not to mention their incredibly thin skin. I once pointed out to them as nicely as I could some of the things they got wrong on a plane and both melted away like ice in the Sahara.
    Oh, and they LOVED (literally) posting so-called motivational posts. Yeah, just infinite walls of text.
    They're gone for good, I guess.

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  • my cat passed away. 4 months ago

    My patience for posts like this one passed away.

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  • A message to the community regarding motivation. Please read 27 days ago

    And to those rather new users (old ones alike) that say they've lost all their motivation: think of a toddler. Then think of a rainy day. This toddler runs around and plays with the other kids just like he does everyday. But all of a sudden, he falls into a puddle choke full of mud. He gets really dirty. Everyone stops from laughing and playing. He becomes the center of attention. "Will he cry?", the world wonders. But to their surprise, the toddler gets back up on his feet as happy as he always is. He's laughing and he's more than happy to scare all the other kids with his muddy appearance :P
    This was you. A long while ago. If you could get up from that puddle and laugh about it, then you sure can do the same now when you've no motivation. Not just here, but also in life. Remember this toddler. He is very young, he is innocent, but he has taught you more than what school has or ever will.

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  • MOAR SNOW 4 months ago

    Today we had almost 20°C and, over the next week, it's expected to go down to 1. Like, really... THIS cold in the middle of effin March?
    #makeweathergreatagain

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  • Mind-Melting Theories/Concepts, and Their Explanations 4 months ago

    You forgot the Multigender theory.

    +4
  • Please 6 months ago

    Shortest description of the Mods button on iOS:

    Because people that buy stuff from Apple barely have an IQ larger than their age, we decided to politely show them the middle finger by adding this menu. Now go play on PC or Android.
    ^^
    Of course, this is the short way of telling them why. I'm sure everyone will understand it :)

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  • New Website Feature 6 months ago

    ^

    +4
  • Upvote to protest useless forum posts 6 days ago

    "Upvote"
    I stopped reading there. I ain't giving you free points for nothing boi

    +3
  • Tour of Krakabloa with your Friends From Chernoybl 2 months ago

    Am I the only one that, when he's thinking of друг, instantly associates that meme with Chernobyl? :))

    +3
  • Seriously, Wikipedia??? 4 months ago

    Holy ell, the controls just slipped outta my hands and now... oh well, they dropped into the toilet. Great.

    +3
  • The most common mistake: Main Landing Gear position. 4 months ago

    But the blonde girl is close to a giant compared to the minion that the brunette one is. So the blonde girl only has to sit down and her weight will do the work :)

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  • I took this a little too seriously... 5 months ago

    North Korea: 0
    Internet: 1

    +3
  • A message to the community regarding motivation. Please read 27 days ago

    I actually had to split that comment in two :P
    I know I've written a lot about me now but what I wanted to say is: be one of the best at what you're doing. I am one of the best at tanks. That guy that usually posts minigames, he is best at making minigames. My friends here, for instance. BogdanX has to be one of the best at making low part count replicas. Sauce, albeit inactive right now as he is serving his country, is one of the best at making extremely smooth shapes. EternalDarkness has to be one of the best shipbuilders on this website.
    So you have to basically develop something of your own. It doesn't have to be something completely different, neverbeforeseen, but you have to develop your own style of building what you like the most. Think of it like your trademark, something that, when people see one of your builds, they can say "oh, this is X's thing, I can tell because his building style is so special!" or something along the lines of that.
    Trust me, nothing is impossible. You may say "but I can't do this." To which I say NO. You CAN and WILL get better at this game. You CAN and WILL become famous for being best at what you're doing. You just need this little bit of confidence in your abilities.

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  • SimpleRenders Volume Two one month ago

    @Tully2001 Nooooo skit sherlock
    Thing is, which photo editing software?

    +2
  • When players are usually online? 2 months ago

    @CarsonG1017 Legit stuff bro. Took a few days to update to 2017 but at least they did it.

    +2
  • Add reattach part feature to mobile 3 months ago

    No, what we really need is a copy piece button like when you left click a piece on PC and it copies it.

    +2
  • Dieselpunk- "Interloper" 3 months ago

    Holy smokes, this thing looks too good!

    +2
  • Some random facts... 3 months ago

    So on the equator you way? Then now we know da way :)

    +2
  • Detail VS. Part Count 4 months ago

    While my opinion might've not been requested, I'd say that detail, as long as it doesn't alter flight performance, is worth going for.

    +2
  • Who likes Olives on pizza? 4 months ago

    Who likes posts like this one?
    No one.

    +2
  • I'm done with life 4 months ago

    @PorkyClown3 Thank you Mr. Scientist. Without you, the world wouldn't have known about the possible inexistence of Planet X.
    You really didn't get what I said, did ya?

    +2
  • GAMF-02A Camille 4 months ago

    I think I've seen this one already. Uploaded a few months ago...

    +2
  • SIMPLE IDEA: Flaps 4 months ago

    Sounds interesting, especially considering that iOS users won't have to beg PC ones to make them flaps.

    +2
  • Meemee 4 months ago

    HahahahahhahahahaaaHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...hah...ha...h...h...
    Yeah, my best case scenario reaction. Didn't happen to me though.
    But I'll admit, kinda funny.

    +2
  • I took this a little too seriously... 5 months ago

    @Dllama4 They use sugar water to straighten their hair so no surprises there ;)

    +2
  • I Have Really Bad News Guys, Legit This Time. 5 months ago

    And this is why democracy sucks.
    Moral of the story: never call a community vote. Or, if you're fine with being forced to do something then yeah, go on :)

    +2
  • New Website Feature 6 months ago

    @CRJ900Pilot If you can't beat 'em, join 'em ;)

    +2
  • Bring back the old prop, please! 4 days ago

    Shameless points begging.

    +1
  • Petition to limit users to ONE FORUM POST PER DAY 5 days ago

    @F104Deathtrap So I understand an analogy with an overly complex process that takes place in the n-th dimension of this world would have better suited your suggestion? I don't think so.
    Then again, I would support a cooldown for posting stuff. But I sure wouldn't support limiting the amount. If I were to spam forum posts for points, it wouldn't be too practical. Two points per upvote would require a couple hundred to really gain some substantial amount of points.

    +1
  • 7 SIMPLE things that can take SIMPLE-PLANES to next level. 11 days ago

    You forgot 8.
    Adding a custom paintable surface, other than the one we currently have.

    +1
  • Clearing my conscious 27 days ago

    But back to @bjac0.
    Just remember: behind every storm, behind every dark cloud, hides the everywarming sun.

    +1
  • A message to the community regarding motivation. Please read 27 days ago

    I know what you're talking about @denialofservice. And that's because I've been in that situation. My uploads were barely scoring 20 upvotes, this for a volume of work and dedication that even to this day I wasn't able to replicate. I still remember my last build before deleting my old account. It was a rocket. And I had tried to make it one of the best on this website. Yes, it was a one-go kind of rocket, but it was hella fun. And it barely scored 16 upvotes... I was so pissed off that I deleted my account and promised to never come back. 24k points gone in a second. But somehow, I came back about two weeks later with a whole lot more motivation and thought "damn, why was I that stupid?"
    Now I am quite happy with where I am. I get my fair share of upvotes. I am somewhat famous on this website for making some of the best tanks. In short, this time it took me to get where I am, it was well worth it.

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  • F L E X T A P E - W I N G 27 days ago

    Well, if not for that rocket, it would've hit some tower in the distance sooo... Hail the rocket!

    +1
  • Environment Pack 1.0 28 days ago

    When will you add rain? Snowfall, too, would be nice but I suppose that is a bit too hard to implement.

    +1
  • —>[TEASER]<— Bush Plane Time! 28 days ago

    Will this be a Bush plane hiding between the Bushes?

    +1
  • SP needs new sounds... (SP suggestion) one month ago

    I suggest they add a rickroll when your game crashes :)

    +1
  • Something's very wrong with me... one month ago

    Build a [insert a very flat armored tank here].

    +1
  • Suggestions For Upcoming SP Updates one month ago

    "Yeah, let's make an option to render fuselages as octagons. Seems very reasonable", the devs will be thinking after they see your third suggestion.
    Please think a bit before saying something.

    +1
  • The WBEW : Try our best and be the better one month ago

    TSAD budget version.

    +1
  • Bob Semple (SILVER SPECIAL!) one month ago

    Wonder how Bob Basic would look like...

    +1
  • @Mattangi is a LIAR 2 months ago

    @Awsomur Why did he do that? Seems way too suspicious to me.
    For instance, just as @CoolPeach said, he could've sorted this out easily and cleared any suspicion regarding his supposed death.

    +1
  • @Mattangi is a LIAR 2 months ago

    @Awsomur You don't need to wait for that long. His friend is here and he can surely tell us more about it.

    +1
  • deHavilland DH.88 Comet 2 months ago

    @F104Deathtrap I'm not a particular fan of all black planes (black is one of my least favorite colours), but I appreciate the effort you put into this. I especially like that cursive writing on the nose.
    Also, you're welcome :)

    +1