11.7k JesusChrist Comments

  • Plane 3.2 years ago

    @X99STRIKER I just checked your link and SimpleCheats 2 has about 3 times as many properties, seriously, you are missing a lot. Not sure why docs is restricted for you in the first place, but you should probably fix it.

  • Plane 3.2 years ago

    @X99STRIKER Well it would be... difficult. There are a lot of properties, what exactly happens when you try to access the docs page i linked? "Not permitted" is extremely vague.

  • Plane 3.2 years ago

    @X99STRIKER What do you mean by "not permitted"? Also the one on your bio is extemely outdated and is missing like 40% of the xml properties.

  • LAVA 3.2 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming Kraken

    +1
  • How to update a plane's XML file (mobile users skip to the end) 3.2 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming On iOS yes

    +1
  • LAVA 3.2 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming I have quite a few custom locations saved, i named my favorite as "free minecraft 100% legit". Can you guess where it leads to?

    +1
  • LAVA 3.2 years ago

    Krakabloa's volcano would look way cooler with actual lava that could damage your plane.

    +1
  • You can See It? 3.2 years ago

    .

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  • 4,699 points 3.2 years ago

    @SheriffHackdogMCPE That would be silver, gold is 1800s currency rank. Thanks btw!

    +1
  • Plane 3.2 years ago

    Btw there's a more complete list of xml properties, SimpleCheats 2, you should probably link to that on your bio instead of the outdated post.

  • 24 hours worth of points... 3.2 years ago

    Each page has 24 posts
    You have 10 full pages of aircraft posts plus 2 more planes
    24 x 10 = 240, 240 + 2 = 242
    Each aircraft upvote gives you 15 points (assuming none are from curated posts)
    Before the e v e n t i upvoted 3 of your posts, so that leaves 239 left.
    239 x 15 = 3,585 points
    3,585
    240 posts... no wonder so many people gave up towards the end lol

    +5
  • Report post box 3.2 years ago

    @SheriffHackdogMCPE I have no idea what JDM even means... maybe you should stop browsing twitter for a while.

    +1
  • Report post box 3.2 years ago

    @SheriffHackdogMCPE I have no idea what you just said, but it sounds political.

  • 4,699 points 3.2 years ago

    @AlmostADev Thanks!

  • Slats.png 3.2 years ago

    Imagine making anything with more than 200 parts

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  • How to update a plane's XML file (mobile users skip to the end) 3.2 years ago

    @BeastHunter Have you been able to test it yet?

    +1
  • If you think about it... 3.2 years ago

    @PlaneFlightX I play on low lol

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  • If you think about it... 3.2 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming It's kinda like a quality slider, you have low (default paint), medium (black) and high (gray). Funny how the paint alone gives away the quality of the plane.

    +2
  • If you think about it... 3.2 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming Seems to vary between default (white and orange), black and gray depending on how much i actually cared when making the plane.

    +2
  • If you think about it... 3.2 years ago

    What is mine then? My planes have almost zero consistency.

    +2
  • SimplePlanes as a Flight Sim 3.2 years ago

    @PlaneFlightX I know lol. Thanks btw

  • Can someone explain this 3.2 years ago

    @PPLLAANNEE words

  • Does VR have the autopilot function? 3.2 years ago

    @V @V2 In case you didn't see the tag.

  • SimplePlanes as a Flight Sim 3.2 years ago

    I guess? It's not exactly the most realistic game in the world since you can make virtually anything fly, but it's physics are better than most people give it credit for.

  • SimplePlanes as a Flight Sim 3.2 years ago

    @PlaneFlightX Self promotion go brrrrr

    +1
  • 4,699 points 3.2 years ago

    @X99STRIKER @IceCraftGaming It's a userscript, this is a modified version forked from WNP's.

    +3
  • 4,699 points 3.2 years ago

    5k now, nice

  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 3.2 years ago

    @X99STRIKER Nice, i updated my bio

    +1
  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 3.2 years ago

    @X99STRIKER Gold gang

    +1
  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 3.2 years ago

    @X99STRIKER You're gonna need a few more bags

    +1
  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada lol

  • 4,699 points 3.2 years ago

    @X99STRIKER I don't need other tabs, i just need SimplePlanes.

    +1
  • 4,699 points 3.2 years ago

    @X99STRIKER speed 100

    +1
  • How Come SP Still Doesnt Have This Feature ? 3.2 years ago

    There are more important changes the dev should make, like fixing the mirror and undo buttons.

    +5
  • German Corsair 3.2 years ago

    @AlmostADev But isn't protegent a scam?
    He was never seen again

  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada Snowstone gets bombed to bits by burst missiles
    Enemy officer: Sir... are you sure you want to go through with this? What purpose is there to getting rid of all land?
    Korzalerke: The islands are separated by a natural border, the ocean. I will change this, starting from scratch. On a new world, one without any boundaries, a perfect one without wars or divisions. A World With No Borders...
    Enemy officer: What?! All of this is because of a pointless "reset"?! This is ridiculous! I'll tell the pilots to cancel the attack!
    Korzalerke: Is that so?
    Officer gets shot
    Korzalerke: Treason is unnaceptable, i thought you knew better than this...
    Enemy officer: You... monster...
    Korzalerke: One less officer to the army... oh well, i can just promote an lower rank general, no real losses here... Anyways, let's move on to the next target... Wright.
    2 hours later
    Enemy general: Wouldn't attacking Yeager first be a smarter strategy sir?
    Korzalerke: It's too predictable, by attacking Wright first they'll be caught by surprise without any defences.
    Enemy general: Yes sir!

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada
    ...You think?
    extremely bright flash of light appears in the distance, followed by a shockwave
    USAF pilot: AHHH- radio cut-off
    RCAF pilot 1: WHAT IS GOING ON- radio static
    RCAF pilot 2: ALL THE ELETRONICS ON MY PLANE SHUT OFF, I'M BAILING OUT!
    Have you forgotten what we're even here for? I'm fighting for a greater purpose, i'm not letting these mere ants end my plans.
    on radio Bring them out.
    Enemy officer: Are you sure? All we've worked so hard for...
    on radio Do it.
    Enemy officer: Yes sir... You all heard him, take out the XF-76 and XF-77s, bomb the base until there's nothing left!
    Hehe... let's see how you deal with this teleports away

  • Can someone explain this 3.2 years ago

    @CarrotDynamics lol

    +1
  • Bye! I will be taking a break from SimplePlanes. 3.2 years ago

    [distraction]

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  • Can someone explain this 3.2 years ago

    It's a crappy plane with tons of upvotes and spotlights. That's it, that's the joke.

    +3
  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada RCAF pilot 2: Yes sir!
    explosions in the background
    RCAF pilot 1: What was that?
    RCAF pilot 3: That was the ice base! Someone hit the SAMs!

    +1
  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada F-18 gets shot down by ice base launcher RCAF pilot 2: Are you sure this is worth it? We've lost so many already...

  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada "Me": Thank y- gets shot

    Treason will not be tolerated, you could have done so much more, got anything you wanted... but no... instead you chose to join the enemy and paid the price. Let that be a warning, we are always watching. transmission cuts off

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada "Me": Seems a bit much, but alright. enters FX-44U and flies to the mountain base
    Officer 1: Oh hello sir, what brings you here?
    "Me": I was sent here to check that some documents haven't been stolen, now get out of my way before you join the pilots.
    Officer 1: Yes sir!
    At the archives
    Officer 2: What are you doing he- gets knocked out
    "Me": Alright, let's see what he is hiding here... "Protocol Scorched Earth"? What is- wait, he's planning to nuke the 5 islands?! Has he gone insane?! Dammit i have no time. I gotta get out of here. flies back to allied base

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  • I got it!!!!!!! 3.2 years ago

    @7 Someone managed to set their name to japanese characters, which also makes it impossible to access their profile unless you copy and paste it into the url bar. Not sure how he did that.

  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada "Me": Hm, fine. See that mountain over there? One of his bases is located there. If you let me go, i can try copying the documents there for you. But you'll have to remove the cuffs, they'll suspect something if i show up like this.

    +1
  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 3.2 years ago

    @BeastHunter Everything is on low except for the terrain setting, that's why they look that way.

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