@Graingy
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree, I really look good in black...fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's as primitive as can be
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise
In Africa it doesn't matter if your gay straight a literal space rock a snake black or white purple or zermleb or a literal lizard every 60 seconds a minute passes
I've been doin good...... not very good...... Actually pretty good cause that problem is solved....... Actually not that good cause one problem is still unresolved......
We need a seal coating tag please I would really like it or a trailer tag for trailers and a fifth wheel tag oh and don't forget a tag for things like propane trucks
@Graingy so majakalona never had a brother?
+1@IceCraftGaming wSis knawwne becother fliaar si laung
+1@IceCraftGaming naveur gunna mek u criy
+1@Apollo018362 thanks! I will join here soon
+1Can I join
+1@Mousewithamachinegun123 lmao
+1@Graingy
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree, I really look good in black...fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's as primitive as can be
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
We been spending most our lives
+1Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise
@Graingy my printer leaks ink 😔
+1@Majakalona well actually they aren't that dangerous cause you can just degauss the CRT after if the CRT is capable of it
+1Cheese is a drug so I do dru-
+1Make one then
+1Wait Theres a simpleplanes movie??$!?$???!??
+1@Randomplayer I saw one two days ago
+1@Majakalona FAA is federal aviation administration I think the FBI would check this
+1Is this Y2K unexpectedly?
+1In Africa it doesn't matter if your gay straight a literal space rock a snake black or white purple or zermleb or a literal lizard every 60 seconds a minute passes
+1@DatMaluchGuy19 I like saturns and Pontiac azteks
+1@Superliner350 lmao 11 months later
+1@Graingy nope it's a song
+1@Graingy I saw you cursed into the void and uhhh.... tagged someone?
+1Yup dodge is gonna start going electric this year too which they still gonna make nice cars but none of that good engine sounds
+13
+1I can't decide honestly one of my favorites right now is Radiohead Airbag another one is Talking Heads Psycho Killer
+1T also congratulations
+1I've been doin good...... not very good...... Actually pretty good cause that problem is solved....... Actually not that good cause one problem is still unresolved......
+1@Graingy how do you respond so fast? Do you just refresh the page every few minutes?
+1@Graingy my cat sounds like the tsar bomba whenever you tell her "AGUCULTAMEINVUHAIN
+1@Graingy (I don't have headphones so I can't listen to it)
+1@Graingy could you make it easier on me and just explain the video yo r sen dawn cas e doent laeik pasteing vidaos inati sarceh engaine
+1@Graingy BOOTZ BLACK PANTS OLIVE HOODIE
+1BLACK MASK@Graingy oh okay
+1@Graingy what?
+1@Graingy no no I'm waiting to say something to someone
+1@Graingy I'll be waiting till tomorrow also for something unrelated but still cool and isn't a Christmas gift or a gift or a present :)
+1@Graingy uhhhhhhh tommorow ill explain
+1@Graingy ohh
+1T
+1We need a seal coating tag please I would really like it or a trailer tag for trailers and a fifth wheel tag oh and don't forget a tag for things like propane trucks
+1@WaterFlavouredSpitfires no I mean it shouldn't be endangered like the Atropoides indomitus they should be preserved and helped
+1I'll join
+1Like 9 pm sleep wake up at 8 am I dunno though it changes
+1The reason its not that good at flying is the shape and weight make it lighter longer and not as tall
+1Well it's probably bots what they do now is upvote someone's build a lot so that it seems like that person is making alts to upvote it's messed up
+1Finally tysm
+1One of my favorite planes =D
+1@32 once the Germans built a fully wooden airfield and the British who knew secretly and waited months dropped a single wooden bomb on it
+1@Majakalona okay just posted one now
+1You own a tesla?
+1@32 I'ma see if it's 1.10 and below compatible cause I didn't buy Minecraft on PC so I'm using versions that aren't demos
+1@Graingy I approve of the first one and the second one I do not understand but 👍
+1