16.1k DisferGoatz Comments

  • How to bomb someone... 8.4 years ago

    @WEAPONSMITH
    I think I has a solution:
    1. Call Boeing.
    2. Keep tempting the line until they give in - don't let them hang up!
    3. Ask the location of the dank meme B52.
    4. Go there.
    5. Consider steps from earlier comment.

  • How do you post planes? 8.4 years ago

    So, go in to the editor in the game, and get out the menu on the left.
    There is a button called "Share Airplane".
    Press it, and write up a title, description, and take a few pictures. Then press "Upload". This will upload the creation. And you're done.

  • Developers! Please read! 8.4 years ago

    @Awsomur okay then.

  • How to bomb someone... 8.4 years ago

    Also, the next day go watch the news, the story will probably be on, now you're famous! @Fjorge

  • How to bomb someone... 8.4 years ago

    Alternative:
    1. Go steal a B-52 painted with dank memes. No other B-52s will work.
    2. Find your target, mainly single households or at the most motels.
    3. Get there.
    4. Drop every single bomb you have (recommended 420) on that one target.
    5. Grab the popcorn.
    6. Share it, with the #savage.
    7. There is no 7.
    You're done.

  • Developers! Please read! 8.4 years ago

    It'll happen. Also, when did they start calling it MacOS? If it was like a short amount of time ago, then give the devs time to change it.

  • S-1 Kamakazi Bomber|Side Build 8.4 years ago

    Oh ok @LowDetail

  • S-1 Kamakazi Bomber|Side Build 8.4 years ago

    No problem @Fjorge

  • For those who live in the US 8.4 years ago

    Im not scared, that's that.

  • What? 8.4 years ago

    I guess they were buggy

  • i'm noticing alot of blank descriptions 8.4 years ago

    Well thats probably b/c it's your first plane, but of course adding descriptions can get an upvote. However there are many planes without descriptions that have 5+ upvotes that I've seen @Stellarlabs

  • i'm noticing alot of blank descriptions 8.4 years ago

    Sometimes the plane is simple enough it doesn't need a description, I.e. It doesn't have any special functions (VTOL, ACT1, etc), or it just doesn't need one to get anywhere.

  • What is your favorite song? 8.4 years ago

    Is 1980's okay?

  • VERVE 8.4 years ago

    This looks amazing.. like true art almost.

  • What should I make? 8.4 years ago

    @Himynameiswalrus take a peek, maybe you'll find something danker than the definition of dank

    Spongebub for example

  • What should I make? 8.4 years ago

    Gave meh nitemarez, never forget lol @Himynameiswalrus

  • What should I make? 8.4 years ago

    @Himynameiswalrus true dat, well just make something meme related, although makiing stuff like this may do some good trollz 4 the lulz

  • What should I make? 8.4 years ago

    That works lel @Himynameiswalrus
    Feels good man

  • What should I make? 8.4 years ago

    You made a Dat Boi, right? Try making a that but with Pepe.

  • A Squid (improved) 8.4 years ago

    Squidly Bombs

  • I'm triggered 8.4 years ago

    @Himynameiswalrus
    I thoughtz s0

  • I'm triggered 8.4 years ago

    Is dis a j0k3 p0st

  • I just finished Aero Effect! 8.4 years ago

    I only have a few levels in Stage 5 before all my levels are three bars, takes luck.

  • When will the simplerocket 2 come out? 8.4 years ago

    Patience.

  • Real vs Fantasy 8.4 years ago

    @LowDetail yeah, Fine Tuner, Overload, and similar mods are very helpful, even though I as an IOS user don't have any, they still are great with details.
    |
    For tournaments, don't focus on details but rather on maneuverability, because the courses in tournaments are quite zig-zaggy, so you'll need a pretty agile plane for tournaments.

  • Real vs Fantasy 8.4 years ago

    @LowDetail while more detail the better, you still need to make it fly well. No one would upvote if the plane looked good but flew like a wad of soggy paper. So you need to focus on maneuverability as well.

  • Real vs Fantasy 8.4 years ago

    Yeah I guess @LowDetail

  • I Had a Disturbing Discovery Yesterday... 8.4 years ago

    No, using @Everyone doesn't tag anyone except any user named "Everyone" @SlowJet

  • I Had a Disturbing Discovery Yesterday... 8.4 years ago

    Movie theater: We are now excited to show the release of the Emoji Movie!
    Me: Oh god..

  • Real vs Fantasy 8.4 years ago

    Fictional. Always great to come up with new ideas.

  • Airbus 8.4 years ago

    Boi

  • Some new buttons... 8.4 years ago

    Okay, makes sense @Fjorge

  • Some new buttons... 8.4 years ago

    Just curious, where would the buttons be found?

  • Points 8.4 years ago

    Upvotes

  • Criticize my builds! 8.4 years ago

    Add some insignias on your planes, for example I don't see any on your Thunderbolt

  • Republic P-47 Thunderbolt 8.4 years ago

    Looks great!

  • Wot da Fudge 8.4 years ago

    I wonder what their next strange plan they'll come up with.. probably a giant floating bomb that acts as a ship (lol jk) @WEAPONSMITH

  • Wot da Fudge 8.4 years ago

    It appears as if the government is making some strange Machine made of two carriers glued together, along with some dank "+" shaped boats.
    Boi

  • Simpleplanes two? 8.4 years ago

    @Tully2001 you make a fair point

  • Simpleplanes two? 8.4 years ago

    No, there is very likely not going to be an SP 2, the devs are focusing on this SP and SimpleRockets 2. Besides, Why do we need two SP games anyways? They would just be the same thing

  • Disfer D.189 Bomber 8.4 years ago

    I know that already @Iamsilverdahedgie

  • If I ever get Gravatar, what should my profile image be? 8.4 years ago

    A stick of bacon doing a barrel roll

  • What should I do with this (again!) 8.4 years ago

    Make it

    Dank





    Srsly though I think it looks fine the way it is

  • OS2U Kingfisher Sneak Peek! 8.4 years ago

    No probs @EpicPigster1

  • OS2U Kingfisher Sneak Peek! 8.4 years ago

    This looks great!

  • Look at Those Curves! 8.4 years ago

    @Tully2001
    T H I C C E R T H A N T H I C C

  • Look at Those Curves! 8.4 years ago

    Just right boi. T H I C C

  • F-35 8.4 years ago

    He's probably alive irl, but here he hasn't posted for a year @Fjorge