1,358 ComradeSandman Comments

  • Is Iphone 4 compatible for SP? one year ago

    @MrSilverWolf Uhh, if I give enough blood sacrifices will you smite someone for me?
    Is there a hotline for this?
    There should be tbh. Would be super lucrative for blood.
    Why don’t hospitals do this?

  • Is Iphone 4 compatible for SP? one year ago

    I had an old iPod many moons ago. Last time it was turned on was like 4 year ago, after a long period without use even then (wouldn’t charge without significant finicking, now is functionally bricked), and it lagged like hell. I was at the lowest settings and running very, very simple craft. Wish I recovered more, but it’s far too late.
    An even older device? Good luck with that.

    +2
  • Is Iphone 4 compatible for SP? one year ago

    My comrade in commune if you try to play SimplePlanes on that thing it is going to fricking explode

    +2
  • Goodbye. one year ago

    @Kazin It was not shaming.
    @MrSilverWolf Fair enough. I was mighty sick of all that.

  • Let's say ham juice spilled all over your lunch... one year ago

    @TheOfficalMarylander Because I said so

    +1
  • Which legislation controls shipwreck recovery around the Garrison Isles? one year ago

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 And would those resources not be better spent on less excessive methods of patrol? Jet fuel is expensive.

  • Teaser [M7 Priest] one year ago

    Hallelujah.

  • Which legislation controls shipwreck recovery around the Garrison Isles? one year ago

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 How are you funding it?

  • Let's say ham juice spilled all over your lunch... one year ago

    @TheOfficalMarylander do not eat

  • Which legislation controls shipwreck recovery around the Garrison Isles? one year ago

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 That sounds very expensive. You’re not billing us for that, are you?

  • Weapons? one year ago

    @THEOKPILOT SP2

  • Man… so many great people are leaving us… one year ago

    @ollielebanania
    And I doubt that's the majority opinion. Fact is, people are social and like the approval of their peers. It's just how things are.

    It's ok to not like a game as much as somebody else, but don't put it on the website.

    What do you mean by this?

    +1
  • Let's say ham juice spilled all over your lunch... one year ago

    @TheOfficalMarylander no

  • Let's say ham juice spilled all over your lunch... one year ago

    @HudDistance Valve?
    Also, *will.

  • Which legislation controls shipwreck recovery around the Garrison Isles? one year ago

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 No, please leave them there. I don't want something to happen and this to get pinned on me.

  • A GIRL IS IN THE PILLOW FORT! PROTECT THE DORITOS! one year ago

    @IntoTheDesignatedGridZone Woah...

  • XA-2 one year ago

    What a coincidence.

    +1
  • Let's say ham juice spilled all over your lunch... one year ago

    @HudDistance That sounds like an interesting existence...
    How far is Half Life 3?

    +1
  • Man… so many great people are leaving us… one year ago

    @ollielebanania @ollielebanania

    Would you still play SP if it had no website?

    That's the key word, isn't it?
    Admit it: This game is boring as hell. The only thing that keeps it from getting old almost instantly is the human factor. A sandbox this open (and empty of features) can only be sustained by player content and interaction. Without SP.com SP is nothing. Just a game you get, play a couple times, and then forget about forever when you've done everything. Why improve if there's nobody to share your progress with?

    +1
  • How To Make Custom Weapons (Use Subtitles For Explanation) one year ago

    Yeah idk what I did wrong but this don't work.

  • Let's say ham juice spilled all over your lunch... one year ago

    @OrangeConnor2 Lunch Protectorate

  • Let's say ham juice spilled all over your lunch... one year ago

    @TheOfficalMarylander umm whar

  • Man… so many great people are leaving us… one year ago

    @TheCommentaryGuy Isn't the internet a wonderful place...
    I genuinely don't know how you can make an accurate replica and still get the scale so off. Isn't that what Fine Tuner is for?

    +2
  • Man… so many great people are leaving us… one year ago

    @ollielebanania Did the entirety of what I wrote go over your head?
    Seriously?
    Would you still play SP if it had no website? If there was no sharing? Because that is, whatever you may or may not claim to the contrary, what you just proposed. The whole reason this site exists is to share one's efforts with others.

    +1
  • Man… so many great people are leaving us… one year ago

    @PPLLAANNEE @TheGliderGuy Tank u

  • How much do you think I can blow up with this? [teaser] one year ago

    more like a portable airfield

    Mouse, that's what an aircraft carrier is. Unless you mean a support carrier, which more supports other carriers in logistics rather than fights ("fights") directly. Or, at least, I believe that's what a support carrier does? Supply over sorties?
    Anyways, it's not that it's simple so much as just the shape (though it could use more patterns imo, maybe rectangles for elevators or lines designating working areas?). The angled flight deck being longer than the bow deck (and being so wide on one side) is incredibly ugly. Real carriers don't tend to look like that. The rear could maybe also benefit from a slight extension or clipped corners, just to break things up a bit. That's just my two cents, though.

    +1
  • Help one year ago

    @Boeing727200F I asked, and I can't tell you. Classified.
    In summary, I probably won't be coming down for some time.

    +1
  • Man… so many great people are leaving us… one year ago

    @TheGliderGuy While people (especially Mods) love to say that points don't matter, it cannot, and should not, be understated that the reason many people build stuff on SP, or do things at all in this world, is for the reactions and, hopefully, support, of other people. Most, spare the occasional mouse, sentient plane/tank, or living rock, on this website are human. Humans are social creatures, and many of them will go to great lengths to impress their peers.
    Seeing that a great, long effort, intended by and large to impress others, turn out bust or overshadowed can be greatly disheartening. Do keep in mind that upvotes regulate visibility through Top and Hot lists, as well as sorting by Best on a profile. Most people on this site probably aren't playing this game in a vacuum. It's not about how fast or how maneuverable your jet is, or how technically advanced its paneling or FunkyTrees is, it's about if other people like it, and if your time spent was worth it.
    So while the numbers may not be super important, they indicate others' reactions, which very much so are.
    There are other qualities to this, of course. Getting a bunch of upvotes on a trash can may be much less satisfying that getting a couple on something you worked really hard on/care about strongly, but with comments of praise and deep encouragement (that is, about the features of the craft/effort itself, rather than simply being a new player. That's a different sort of support).

    +4
  • Help one year ago

    Oh goddamnit

  • Help one year ago

    Wait I think I see something interesting on the control panel...

  • Help one year ago

    @Boeing727200F I wish I knew.

  • taking a "break" from SimplePlanes one year ago

    I must break you.

  • How much do you think I can blow up with this? [teaser] one year ago

    Mouse I am going to be completely blunt, that is probably one of the ugliest flight decks I've ever seen.
    Still, interesting. Share to care some stats?

    +1
  • Help one year ago

    @Boeing727200F The flight computer isn't hooked up to the network. The radio isn't even on! I can see the indicator.
    Honestly I don't know how advanced this autopilot is. I think this is one of the newer models, but I'm not certain.

  • Let's say ham juice spilled all over your lunch... one year ago

    @Randomplayer USD? I don't have that much!
    Damnit.

  • F-22A "RAPTOR" one year ago

    Sealth pack

    +1
  • Side-Climbing?! No way!! one year ago

    Stomp

  • Side-Climbing?! No way!! one year ago

    @Boeing727200F A sortie, even.

  • Side-Climbing?! No way!! one year ago

    Violent impulses are violent
    I will crush that damn snail

  • F-22A "RAPTOR" one year ago

    Rapor

  • Help one year ago

    @126 To do what?

  • Help one year ago

    @Boeing727200F Visiting Earth. First time.
    North American doesn't even exist anymore, let alone have something capable of breaking into the flight computer. Autopilot impact avoidance would make trying to grab the aircraft virtually impossible, I'm afraid.

    +1
  • Help one year ago

    @Boeing727200F I should reclarify this plane is very expensive.
    Also, I do not float well. I am a rock, keep in mind. A small one, but still big enough to probably just sink.

  • (:) Clam one year ago

    Block list, for personal reference.
    This is not meant to be viewed by anyone, however I do not have unlisteds on this account to use. I am using this to hopefully keep better track of people who I cannot communicate with instead of writing out something massive on something only to find I'm blocked.
    If you're seeing this, bugger off.
    -THEOKPILOT
    -ShinyGemsBro

  • J-10F (My First Plane) one year ago

    @nukethefrench Suspected as much, frankly.

  • Siren Update #1: bruh one year ago

    Also encore (me when I artificially alter common perception in favour of a inauthentic majority)

  • My First Plane one year ago

    @Randomplayer Not enough plagiarism