1,316 ComradeSandman Comments

  • Let's say ham juice spilled all over your lunch... 9 months ago

    @OrangeConnor2 Lunch Protectorate

  • Let's say ham juice spilled all over your lunch... 9 months ago

    @TheOfficalMarylander umm whar

  • Man… so many great people are leaving us… 9 months ago

    @TheCommentaryGuy Isn't the internet a wonderful place...
    I genuinely don't know how you can make an accurate replica and still get the scale so off. Isn't that what Fine Tuner is for?

    +2
  • Man… so many great people are leaving us… 9 months ago

    @ollielebanania Did the entirety of what I wrote go over your head?
    Seriously?
    Would you still play SP if it had no website? If there was no sharing? Because that is, whatever you may or may not claim to the contrary, what you just proposed. The whole reason this site exists is to share one's efforts with others.

    +1
  • Man… so many great people are leaving us… 9 months ago

    @PPLLAANNEE @TheGliderGuy Tank u

  • How much do you think I can blow up with this? [teaser] 9 months ago

    more like a portable airfield

    Mouse, that's what an aircraft carrier is. Unless you mean a support carrier, which more supports other carriers in logistics rather than fights ("fights") directly. Or, at least, I believe that's what a support carrier does? Supply over sorties?
    Anyways, it's not that it's simple so much as just the shape (though it could use more patterns imo, maybe rectangles for elevators or lines designating working areas?). The angled flight deck being longer than the bow deck (and being so wide on one side) is incredibly ugly. Real carriers don't tend to look like that. The rear could maybe also benefit from a slight extension or clipped corners, just to break things up a bit. That's just my two cents, though.

    +1
  • Help 9 months ago

    @Boeing727200F I asked, and I can't tell you. Classified.
    In summary, I probably won't be coming down for some time.

    +1
  • Man… so many great people are leaving us… 9 months ago

    @TheGliderGuy While people (especially Mods) love to say that points don't matter, it cannot, and should not, be understated that the reason many people build stuff on SP, or do things at all in this world, is for the reactions and, hopefully, support, of other people. Most, spare the occasional mouse, sentient plane/tank, or living rock, on this website are human. Humans are social creatures, and many of them will go to great lengths to impress their peers.
    Seeing that a great, long effort, intended by and large to impress others, turn out bust or overshadowed can be greatly disheartening. Do keep in mind that upvotes regulate visibility through Top and Hot lists, as well as sorting by Best on a profile. Most people on this site probably aren't playing this game in a vacuum. It's not about how fast or how maneuverable your jet is, or how technically advanced its paneling or FunkyTrees is, it's about if other people like it, and if your time spent was worth it.
    So while the numbers may not be super important, they indicate others' reactions, which very much so are.
    There are other qualities to this, of course. Getting a bunch of upvotes on a trash can may be much less satisfying that getting a couple on something you worked really hard on/care about strongly, but with comments of praise and deep encouragement (that is, about the features of the craft/effort itself, rather than simply being a new player. That's a different sort of support).

    +4
  • Help 9 months ago

    Oh goddamnit

  • Help 9 months ago

    Wait I think I see something interesting on the control panel...

  • Help 9 months ago

    @Boeing727200F I wish I knew.

  • taking a "break" from SimplePlanes 9 months ago

    I must break you.

  • How much do you think I can blow up with this? [teaser] 9 months ago

    Mouse I am going to be completely blunt, that is probably one of the ugliest flight decks I've ever seen.
    Still, interesting. Share to care some stats?

    +1
  • Help 9 months ago

    @Boeing727200F The flight computer isn't hooked up to the network. The radio isn't even on! I can see the indicator.
    Honestly I don't know how advanced this autopilot is. I think this is one of the newer models, but I'm not certain.

  • Let's say ham juice spilled all over your lunch... 9 months ago

    @Randomplayer USD? I don't have that much!
    Damnit.

  • F-22A "RAPTOR" 9 months ago

    Sealth pack

    +1
  • Side-Climbing?! No way!! 9 months ago

    Stomp

  • Side-Climbing?! No way!! 9 months ago

    @Boeing727200F A sortie, even.

  • Side-Climbing?! No way!! 9 months ago

    Violent impulses are violent
    I will crush that damn snail

  • F-22A "RAPTOR" 9 months ago

    Rapor

  • Help 9 months ago

    @126 To do what?

  • Help 9 months ago

    @Boeing727200F Visiting Earth. First time.
    North American doesn't even exist anymore, let alone have something capable of breaking into the flight computer. Autopilot impact avoidance would make trying to grab the aircraft virtually impossible, I'm afraid.

    +1
  • Help 9 months ago

    @Boeing727200F I should reclarify this plane is very expensive.
    Also, I do not float well. I am a rock, keep in mind. A small one, but still big enough to probably just sink.

  • (:) Clam 9 months ago

    Block list, for personal reference.
    This is not meant to be viewed by anyone, however I do not have unlisteds on this account to use. I am using this to hopefully keep better track of people who I cannot communicate with instead of writing out something massive on something only to find I'm blocked.
    If you're seeing this, bugger off.
    -THEOKPILOT
    -ShinyGemsBro

  • J-10F (My First Plane) 9 months ago

    @nukethefrench Suspected as much, frankly.

  • Siren Update #1: bruh 9 months ago

    Also encore (me when I artificially alter common perception in favour of a inauthentic majority)

  • My First Plane 9 months ago

    @Randomplayer Not enough plagiarism

  • Help 9 months ago

    @Boeing727200F And then I'll be stuck in the ocean. I know Martian winds, I don't know North Pacific currents.

  • J-10F (My First Plane) 9 months ago

    Quit upvoting this thing.

  • Reshade camera clipping? 10 months ago

    @ollielebanania Nothing has come of this. Do you intend to share a fix?

  • Help 10 months ago

    @Boeing727200F
    1: I was carried in the jar
    2: Same as 1
    3: I can't fly in a jar, this thing's on autopilot. Basically the throttle got cranked and the safety systems kicked in. Canopy went down, gear went up, it's now supersonic.
    Help.

    +1
  • Siren Update #1: bruh 10 months ago

    Lick the contacts.

  • J-10F (My First Plane) 10 months ago

    Talk about completing all side quests before the first boss...

  • Help 10 months ago

    @Rb2h No it is not.
    I don't know what to do I don't have hands

  • Help 10 months ago

    @Rb2h A GHF-79 "Archfiend". Unfortunately hasn't been uploaded to the Graingy account due to photography issues.

  • Help 10 months ago

    @126 Do not damage the jet I do not want to be billed for it.
    These things are like $70 Million USD. I'm pretty wealthy as far as Martian Union citizens go but I'm not that wealthy!

  • Help 10 months ago

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 Whatever that is, no.
    My pfp is a picture of myself.

  • PANZER IV-H modernization 10 months ago

    For a second I thought it had legs lol

    +1
  • My First Plane 10 months ago

    It is, however, missing the well-shot reshade-enhanced thumbnail.

  • My First Plane 10 months ago

    @SILVERPANZER It's extremely funny.

    +1
  • Help 10 months ago

    @126 Annnd you'd be at war with Graingy.
    Trust me, you do not want that.
    Besides, I'm not even in the hanger. Where on Earth did you get "I must destroy everything" from a technical malfunction?
    (PS: Sorry if I'm a bit sour, I'm currently running on less than an hour of sleep and no chance at getting more anytime soon)

  • Found a gun lol 10 months ago

    @TheMouse owie ow

    +1
  • Help 10 months ago

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 Not sure where you heard that but that's false.

  • Help 10 months ago

    @126 Do not destroy the jet it was very expensive

  • Have you seen the Big Piece? 10 months ago

    @HudDistance 🎖️

    +1
  • Will pilots complain if I expect them to pull 30G maneuvers? 10 months ago

    @HudDistance good news I guess

  • Have you seen the Big Piece? 10 months ago

    @HudDistance How taste?

  • Weird diagram I found in a Soian chip drive 10 months ago

    @HudDistance Never heard of it, sorry.

  • Found a gun lol 10 months ago

    @Majakalona Pewm pewm
    @TheMouse you have competition!


    … I can’t wield this…

    +1
  • Will pilots complain if I expect them to pull 30G maneuvers? 10 months ago

    @HudDistance what area we talkin?