@DeveloperKorzalerke Stop. Hm. Guess you live another day. Your still keeping the hand cuffs though. Show me the intel and I'll think about not killing you. No tricks. Tricks=oof
@DeveloperKorzalerke No. loads revolver We know he you are. voice raises Stop playing dumb!!! points revolver at you You have a choice. Tell me the truth or I do the world a favour by removing you from existence. I gave you 10 hours to think this over. Choose your next words wisely...
The next day
So...Korzalerke. You thought you could get away with it. Well, no. See, I am too smart for your plans. My forces killed your entire military. You will be convicted of war crimes in the courts of America. What do you have to say for yourself?
@DeveloperKorzalerke Soldier 1: "Oh crap. Get him out. We need to get to the safehouse as fast as possible." 10 minutes of heavy fighting later
Soldier 2: "We got them!"
Soldier 1: "We take this time to get him underground." camera pans back to air battle Situation: CC's forces winning. 4 enemy planes left.
@DeveloperKorzalerke Soldier 1: "Nay, we shan't. We've gotten reports of different kind of technology being used. We defend this room." guns loading and soldiers morale going up
@DeveloperKorzalerke 30 Canadian and British soldiers bust into your room with assault rifles and machine guns tackling you within seconds and killing your soldiers using unknown weapons never seen before
@DeveloperKorzalerke We must arrest Dr. Korzalerke for war crimes. Find him. I want him tied to a chair in a room deep underground. We will have a little chat...
@DeveloperKorzalerke Pilot, warn HQ.
We have a new threat.
New tactics everyone! Approach the aircraft from the side to shoot it down! We outnumber them so we will surely win!
@DeveloperKorzalerke somehow magically destroys half the aircraft
We're winning lads!!! O Canada and God save the Queen blast in the backround
This really goes to show,
you really shouldn't underestimate the power of the RCAF and RAF...hey look the Australians have joined and brought 80 more aircraft. RAF, RAAF, and RCAF all in one battle. God this must be legendary to watch from below.
im going insane please help- explosions all around my aircraft
@DeveloperKorzalerke coughs
You can never kill me! looks at my body that is badly injured and bleeding Tis but a scratch! limps to the Maywar Hospital 2 hours later
Alright I'm good again.
Hey look an F-15! Now, I shall stop Dr. Korzalerke before he cripples our navy...he must work for the ice base...
He has chosen death. Let me gather up my airmen and some other airmen from the UK. 6 hours later
Intel says that he is going to strike now.
All of my men will stop him once and for all. Let the power of the RCAF and RAF destroy you. Feel the wrath of 500 aircraft at my command. All highly trained pilots. Victory is our only option.
@DeveloperKorzalerke AHHHHH now there are explosions at those windmills!!
Oh no they are getting closer
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh n- explosions and evil Korzalerke noises
@DeveloperKorzalerke holy crap
I am missing so much on Maywar...
Ahem..anyway. checks big pyramid out
Cool a triangle- HOLY MOTHER OF- airplane crashing and confused screaming
@Saddam When posting planes, you can make them public or unlisted. Choose unlisted. That means that it's private and no one else can see it but you unless you tag someone on it.
@DeveloperKorzalerke magically morphs phone into a gaming PC
Ah I can finally run better airplanes...whats that island over there?
"Location discovered...may-wAr..." hm.
Hey what are those windmills- WAIT A MINUTE-
*Disclaimer: i do not have a PC but I am looking into the computer version.
@DeveloperKorzalerke fool, I knew what he was talking about the entire time...he was definitely talking about AI aircraft! I mean, there are only 3 islands...the only other targets are the convoy and the two fleets...plus the ice base. Wait...he was talking about the CONVOY!!! it all makes sense now-brain explodes
@DeveloperKorzalerke Stop. Hm. Guess you live another day. Your still keeping the hand cuffs though. Show me the intel and I'll think about not killing you. No tricks. Tricks=oof
+1@DeveloperKorzalerke i understand that now. Well, only the lava can kill you now. Take to the mountain. I'll follow behind of course.
+1Still T
+1@DeveloperKorzalerke Aw darn it thats the third time this month. Ugh...this part of Krakabloa is just nuclear wasteland...anyway. I gave you a chance.
Headshot
bullet ricochets off your head and hits the wall
+1I upvoted less than Korzalerke and it still took me a decent half hour.
+1@DeveloperKorzalerke No. loads revolver We know he you are. voice raises Stop playing dumb!!! points revolver at you You have a choice. Tell me the truth or I do the world a favour by removing you from existence. I gave you 10 hours to think this over. Choose your next words wisely...
+1@DeveloperKorzalerke Don't play dumb. Everyone in this room knows who you are. We sweeped the entire world. You are our guy.
+1@DeveloperKorzalerke
The next day
+1So...Korzalerke. You thought you could get away with it. Well, no. See, I am too smart for your plans. My forces killed your entire military. You will be convicted of war crimes in the courts of America. What do you have to say for yourself?
@DeveloperKorzalerke
+1O Canada and God Save the Queen blasting so loud that every island could hear it
@DeveloperKorzalerke Soldier 1: "Oh crap. Get him out. We need to get to the safehouse as fast as possible."
+110 minutes of heavy fighting later
Soldier 2: "We got them!"
Soldier 1: "We take this time to get him underground."
camera pans back to air battle
Situation: CC's forces winning. 4 enemy planes left.
@DeveloperKorzalerke Soldier 1: "Nay, we shan't. We've gotten reports of different kind of technology being used. We defend this room." guns loading and soldiers morale going up
+1@DeveloperKorzalerke Soldier 1: "Yeah right! You're comin' with us!" puts bag over head and leads to a van
+1@DeveloperKorzalerke 30 Canadian and British soldiers bust into your room with assault rifles and machine guns tackling you within seconds and killing your soldiers using unknown weapons never seen before
+1@DeveloperKorzalerke Sweet maple syrup! It's time. Bring it out...
10 seconds later
+1unknown aircraft zooms at Mach 7 shooting down Korzalerke's 16 aircraft with mysteriously fast missiles that appear to be black
@DeveloperKorzalerke We must arrest Dr. Korzalerke for war crimes. Find him. I want him tied to a chair in a room deep underground. We will have a little chat...
+1@DeveloperKorzalerke Pilot, warn HQ.
+1We have a new threat.
New tactics everyone! Approach the aircraft from the side to shoot it down! We outnumber them so we will surely win!
@DeveloperKorzalerke WHAT WAS THAT-
+1incoherent confused screaming on the radio about that aircraft
@DeveloperKorzalerke
+1I'm losing men and aircraft this is bad...
uh oh another lock on...
@DeveloperKorzalerke
somehow magically destroys half the aircraft
We're winning lads!!!
O Canada and God save the Queen blast in the backround
This really goes to show,
im going insane please help-
+1explosions all around my aircraft
@DeveloperKorzalerke coughs
+1You can never kill me!
looks at my body that is badly injured and bleeding Tis but a scratch!
limps to the Maywar Hospital
2 hours later
Alright I'm good again.
Hey look an F-15! Now, I shall stop Dr. Korzalerke before he cripples our navy...he must work for the ice base...
He has chosen death. Let me gather up my airmen and some other airmen from the UK.
6 hours later
Intel says that he is going to strike now.
All of my men will stop him once and for all. Let the power of the RCAF and RAF destroy you. Feel the wrath of 500 aircraft at my command. All highly trained pilots. Victory is our only option.
@DeveloperKorzalerke AHHHHH now there are explosions at those windmills!!
+1Oh no they are getting closer
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh n- explosions and evil Korzalerke noises
@DeveloperKorzalerke holy crap
+1I am missing so much on Maywar...
Ahem..anyway.
checks big pyramid out
Cool a triangle- HOLY MOTHER OF- airplane crashing and confused screaming
@Saddam you are welcome for the education
+1@DeveloperKorzalerke oh? What would that be? curious mobile player intensifies
+1@DeveloperKorzalerke ok serious question. Is there actually something in that pyramid? I wouldn't know.
+1@Saddam When posting planes, you can make them public or unlisted. Choose unlisted. That means that it's private and no one else can see it but you unless you tag someone on it.
+1@DeveloperKorzalerke
magically morphs phone into a gaming PC
Ah I can finally run better airplanes...whats that island over there?
"Location discovered...may-wAr..." hm.
Hey what are those windmills- WAIT A MINUTE-
*Disclaimer: i do not have a PC but I am looking into the computer version.
+1@Saddam it's fine, but airplanes like this take weeks if not months to make. Taking something like this and calling it your own is really not okay.
+1@HuskyDynamics01
+1wHatS mAyWaR
No.
+1Please read the rules before posting, and make your own thing.
@MrShenanigansSP all right thats good enough for me
+1@DeveloperKorzalerke
+1fool, I knew what he was talking about the entire time...he was definitely talking about AI aircraft! I mean, there are only 3 islands...the only other targets are the convoy and the two fleets...plus the ice base. Wait...he was talking about the CONVOY!!! it all makes sense now-
brain explodes@DeveloperKorzalerke
+1@U r not a developer-
Account has been banned@DeveloperKorzalerke
+1what do you mean by that?
This is going to become the new 'Almost'.
+1I can hear happy screaming coming from Almost B.N. Quite.
Jokes on you I don't have Maywar lolllllll
+1@IceCraftGaming
+1ratatatatatatatatatatatatatata@IceCraftGaming yes bring the full auto pistol into the fight
+1proceeds to fire rockets from german corsair
@IceCraftGaming hopefully none of the SR2 Moderators find out-
+1SR2 mod: YOU CRIMINAL
gunshots, explosions and incoherent yelling@IceCraftGaming yeah I gained access to the SR2 website via your account lol
+1@DeveloperKorzalerke hmmm
+1@mlksback
It is, yes.
@Graingy
I could not think of a more logical answer.
Wow I haven't been tagged on a post in awhile.
@Nerfaddict
ive done it 4 times iirc
@32
I see.
@32
It really is. I'm assuming BeastHunter is also gone? Thats a damn shame.
@LM0418
They were incredibly annoying, I stand by that.
point milking
@Graingy
No, I don't. I don't overly like maple syrup.