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  • Happy International Women's Day! <3 1.6 years ago

    whats a "women's"?

    +12
  • My first car! 2.0 years ago

    Point grab
    Point farming

    +11
  • real Chinese police car 2.3 years ago

    Nothing Happened from April 15th to June 4th, 1989.

    +11
  • Su-24M Fencer-D 2.1 years ago

    hellkeska, but its a hellkeska.

    +10
  • Merry 2023! 1.8 years ago

    stupid time zones

    +9
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  • Willis Tower (Sears Tower) 1.9 years ago

    Cool tower, why'd you make it in a game based around airplanes though?


    Coincidentally the picture you used for the tower in real life has an airplane in it.

    +8
  • Andrew HELP ME!!!!!!!! 1.5 years ago

    Delete this or l will.

    I don't know how, but I will.

    +7
  • The Juno: New Origins Career Mode update is now available for mobile 1.7 years ago

    Hmmm simpleplanes?
    Dunno man, seems kinda weird.

    +7
  • Royal pizza being late 2.0 years ago

    This isn't Reddit.
    Not to be rude, but I'm pretty sure anyone who isn't X99STRIKER doesn't really care about your food problems.

    +7
  • “Order for Korzalerke?” 2.2 years ago

    I read "chick-fil-a worker" as "construction worker"

    +7
  • Who are the other moms? 1.4 years ago

    ugh
    roleplay should stay in discord

    +6
  • Farewell everyone 1.7 years ago

    If I see one more "im leaving" post im gonna shoot myself

    +6
  • forum post 1.9 years ago

    According to all known laws
    of aviation,

    there is no way a bee
    should be able to fly.

    Its wings are too small to get
    its fat little body off the ground.

    The bee, of course, flies anyway

    because bees don't care
    what humans think is impossible.

    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

    Ooh, black and yellow!
    Let's shake it up a little.

    Barry! Breakfast is ready!

    Coming!

    Hang on a second.

    Hello?

    Barry?
    Adam?

    Can you believe this is happening?

    I can't. I'll pick you up.
    Looking sharp.

    Use the stairs. Your father
    paid good money for those.

    Sorry. I'm excited.

    Here's the graduate.
    We're very proud of you, son.

    A perfect report card, all B's.

    Very proud.

    Ma! I got a thing going here.

    You got lint on your fuzz.
    Ow! That's me!

    Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.

    Bye!
    Barry, I told you,
    stop flying in the house!

    Hey, Adam.
    Hey, Barry.

    Is that fuzz gel?

    A little. Special day, graduation.
    Never thought I'd make it.

    Three days grade school,
    three days high school.

    Those were awkward.

    Three days college. I'm glad I took
    a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

    You did come back different.

    Hi, Barry.
    Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

    Hear about Frankie?

    Yeah.

    You going to the funeral?

    No, I'm not going.
    Everybody knows,
    sting someone, you die.

    Don't waste it on a squirrel.
    Such a hothead.

    I guess he could have
    just gotten out of the way.

    I love this incorporating
    an amusement park into our day.

    That's why we don't need vacations.

    Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
    under the circumstances.

    Well, Adam, today we are men.
    We are!

    Bee-men.

    Amen!
    Hallelujah!

    Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

    please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

    Welcome, New Hive Oity
    graduating class of...

    ...9:15.

    That concludes our ceremonies.

    And begins your career
    at Honex Industries!

    Will we pick ourjob today?

    I heard it's just orientation.

    Heads up! Here we go.

    Keep your hands and antennas
    inside the tram at all times.

    Wonder what it'll be like?
    A little scary.
    Welcome to Honex,
    a division of Honesco

    and a part of the Hexagon Group.

    This is it!

    Wow.

    Wow.

    We know that you, as a bee,
    have worked your whole life

    to get to the point where you
    can work for your whole life.

    Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
    Jocks

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  • [VOTE!] Who's the most famous/loved player on SP? 2.0 years ago

    The most famous would be the ninja who tastes spicy, or BogdanX.
    @X99STRIKER said the P-51 creator, but most people don't know their name.

    Loved? Probably Beasthunter.
    They upvote every single thing on the website, giving a random user 15 points to please them.
    off camera
    say it...SAY IT!
    Ow stop hitting me with that stick!
    JUSTWINGIT IS THE MOST LOVED THERE IS NO COMPETITION

    +6
  • Made something very cursed 2.5 years ago

    @AndrewGarrison

    +6
  • Happy VE day 1.5 years ago

    facism sux

    +5
  • My thoughts and opinion about SimplePlanes female players 1.6 years ago

    This game is generally seen as a male hobby, as most video games are.
    .
    People can play what they want, but if they're a girl they should play a game knowing that there's significantly more men than women.
    .
    It's not a big deal, it's just how video games work.

    +5
  • Okay, hear me out. 1.7 years ago

    It's not cool until its Rick Astley.

    +5
  • How's everyone doing 1.8 years ago

    Default is back.
    Cool.
    Me?
    Neglected by the community.

    +5
  • Sweet Revenge 1.8 years ago

    And just like that
    BeastHunter got hacked

    +5
  • What are curators? 1.9 years ago

    Curators are the people who were going to be sacrificed at the Andrew temple but Philip Tarpley forgot the knife

    +5
  • [QUESTION] Edge of the world in sp? 2.0 years ago

    Distance? No.
    The water follows you, the islands are just something that loads in when you get near.
    Height, yes its been proven that a certain height can make you crash but that was achieved with extreme speed.
    Without insane speed, it would probably go on forever.

    +5
  • JOINED 6.0 YEARS AGO 2.1 years ago

    you joined 418 years ago the one above is your follower count

    +5
  • Got my Private Pilot License! 2.2 years ago

    looks at watch
    Only REDACTED years left until I can get mine!

    +5
  • Peel P50 2.3 years ago

    angry Jeremy Clarkson noises

    +5
  • Landing on Helipad with Crosswinf 2.4 years ago

    ah yes

    winf

    +5
  • I have to take a break.. 2.4 years ago

    holy crap

    +5
  • Nerfaddict's announcements: PLATINUM ACHIEVED 2.5 years ago

    Wait I only upvoted 93 things? Man that felt like thousands of things. I was sitting there for almost an hour upvoting

    +5
  • So.. it has a wiki... 2.5 years ago

    Yeah, I get most of my German Corsair info there.

    +5
  • Anyone having similar problems with simpleplanes 2.5 years ago

    I too am a mobile user, except I use android, and yes the part glitches happen to me.

    +5
  • What challenge should I make? 2.5 years ago

    Food product challenge.

    +5
  • Imposter 2.5 years ago

    I'm not sure how to react to this.
    It's just among us stuff at first until you realize that Beast Hunter made it..

    +5
  • Report post box 2.5 years ago

    hmm

    thinks for a second

    Why does it have the 'Military' tag?
    Is this a weapon of terrorism?
    Are you creating weapons of mass reporting?

    ARE YOU ACTUALLY A DEVELOPER?

    +5
  • Ohio Challenge (CLOSED) 1.6 years ago

    gross

    +4
  • MG 42 1.6 years ago

    "SIE KOMMEN NÄHER, SCHALTEN SIE DAS FASS AUS, VERDAMMT"
    .
    "ICH KANN NICHT, DAS IST EIN CALL OF DUTY SPIEL."
    .
    google translate doesn't translate this properly, use a different translator

    +4
  • Im going on a work trip! 1.7 years ago

    Okay, work trips are cool but did you need to tag 8 people?
    Seems unnecessary.

    +4
  • this is of 50/50 situation 1.8 years ago

    you know, I only found out about this game two years ago. Now I can't imagine a Friday Night without it.
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  • Taliban-soldier-1 1.8 years ago

    @WolfHunter9111
    I never made it past the second map.

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  • Taliban-soldier-1 1.8 years ago

    @WolfHunter9111
    that game is frustrating

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  • What Jet would you like me build? 1.9 years ago

    1:1 scale Boeing 747.
    Minimum of 6 million parts, as the real 747 has 6 million parts.

    +4
  • Simple Planes 1.9 years ago

    SlimpePlsna

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  • Pigpen 2.0 years ago

    It looks different...but what is new?

    +4
  • Old Glory 2.1 years ago

    @Thorne
    Two.
    Also, I would like to point out how many Canadians play SimplePlanes.
    Two mods, around 7 users that I know of so far.

    +4
  • AI generated images 2.2 years ago

    what the hell did they do to the F-22?

    +4
  • Eye Lads 2.2 years ago

    No, there is not a rainbow frog in my walls as I don't take acid or psychedelic mushrooms.

    +4
  • Ready to quit, so I'll post all of the unfinished project 2.2 years ago

    buh buh buh another one bites the dust- oh i mean sorry to see you go...

    +4