"a user suggested that people get money for their points"
Or something similar.
Basically, they said we should get money for each point we have/get.
@JesusChrist @X99STRIKER
@LieutenantSOT
Like I said, I broke simpleplanes again.
Have you seen the one I made earlier? That one broke simpleplanes too. Look at my previous post.
@beenz
Furthermore, this isn't reddit or Tiktok. They don't need to post every hour.
Or about themselves.
Im also incredibly surprised that they haven't been banned for underage yet...
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
Woah i typed so much it cut off.
Oh well.
Ending: Continued.
Korzalerkes PS3 and PS4 may never have existed. Same with the PS1. Anyway, while ColonelCanada was writing this he discovered that fan fiction is incredibly fun to write but you can't stop. Like seriously, you can't. Please help.
Days passed...months...the school year was now coming to a close. Korzalerke now has a huge hatred for their father, and their father does not realise that what they did has forever messed up Korzalerke. The end of the year IQ test was now taking place, which Korzalerke scored...hold on thats a lotta numbers...uhh...lets just say that they scored...more than the average smart-ass. Oh yeah Korzalerke also got a PS3 and discovered the joys of losing 500-300 in a modern warfare match because of some stupid person with a sniper that can quick scope faster than beasthunter upvotes...
Korzalerkes PS2: oh boy i can't wait to come out of this cupboard and have Korzalerke play that star wars game for 5 hours straight.
Korzalerkes PS1: Don't get your hopes up. I have been sitting here for 5 years now, waiting.
Korzalerkes PS2: skill issue. continues waiting 3 years pass
Korzalerkes PS2: what year is it?...
Korzalerkes PS1: stopped counting after awhile. I stopped at 2007. cupboard opens
Korzalerkes PS3: where am i? All i remember was a lot of yelling...a pissed of Korzalerke who slammed their door a bit too hard...being unplugged violently...then more yelling.
Korzalerkes PS2: wow, sounds rough.
Korzalerkes PS1: Do you know what year it is?
Korzalerkes PS3: Yeah, its 2012. Why?
Korzalerkes PS1 and PS2: what?
Korzalerkes PS3: Yeah, 2012. 5 years later
Korzalerke: Oh boy, a PC! Thanks!!! yeets PS4 cupboard opens
Korzalerkes PS4: ugh...what happened?
Korzalerkes PS3: you got violently thrown, by the looks of it. By the way, what year is it?
Korzalerkes PS4: 2017, why?
Korzalerkes PS3: No reason...by the way, do you know how to ressurect the dead? PS1 kinda died.
Korzalerkes PS2: Sad...anyway I wonder when Korzalerke wants to play star wars? Its still in me waiting to be booted up! 2021
Korzalerke: Im moving out! grabs stuff
Hmm...looks in a cupboard
Woah a bunch of playstations...playing cards? Hm. grabs all of them sets them up at new house
Korzalerke: heh...memories. Why would I need them when I have a RTX999999999999999 graphics card and a top of the line gaming computer? looking at steam one day
SimplePlanes...looks cool.
wow this game...looks like it hasn't been updated since 2014.
**Korzalerke went on to quit SimplePlanes after a few months, return, quit for a few hours again, return again, and gain almost 9k points.
Korzalerkes PS1 never booted up again, and Korz
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII Day of meeting
Teacher: Mrs. blank, Mr. blank, your gender Korzalerke has been failing all their classes lately.
Math? Grades went down 79% in one day because of this test the class had to take as a refresher.
Science? Grades are now 60% down because Korzalerke didn't know what the aerodynamics of a bulbasaur were. etc.
Mrs. blank: Korzalerke, thats it. No more PS2 for...however long it takes you to get your grades up.
Mr. blank: your gonna die when we get home...that ps2 is also gonna pay...making mygendera failure!
Korzalerke: oh no.
Teacher: Korzalerke also talks a lot in class and is a bit of the class clown...
Mr. blank: Oh are you now? That PS2 will never see the light of day again. And neither will you. We'll talk about this later.... At home
Mr. blank: You will go to school at 6 in the morning, and go home when the street lights come on. That'll ensure success, my father did that to me in unspecified grade, and I turned out fine.
Mrs. blank: is that why you ignore your father everytime you're in the same room with him?
Mr. blank: Thats unrelated. Korzalerke, go to your room and study the aerodynamics of all whatever the Pokemon number is at now Pokemon, and then study your math.....after your beating.
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII Korzalerke puts hand up to let teacher know that they are done teacher nods 5 minutes later
Teacher: Okay times up lets go through. 3 minutes later
Ok and now for question 3.
"Find the square root of ⅘⁷ⁿ⁰œ×⁶⅓⅖=X
What is the remainder? Divide X by the number of times a "your mom" joke has been conceived in one elementary school year."
This math is so easy, that my unborn child did it in three seconds. The answer is 75@%#;@&'>hwkzgjaozhkaxoh×[@&#>@#&<×>`£○♤■○£•■○£~€☆》○■£•♤☆■•£~9£•♤○¥°9.
*silence
Did everyone get the right answer? everyone except Korzalerke puts hand up
Teacher: Korzalerke, I will schedule a meeting with your parents about your recent failure at preschool math. bell rings
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
We were finding the square root of ⅘⁷ⁿ⁰œ×⁶⅓⅖=X
What is the remainder? Divide X by the number of times a "your mom" joke has been conceived in one elementary school year.
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
Yep, I have also been extra active on ps4 this weekend, which should be saying something. Normally I only play at night, but I've been playing during the day because its the weekend. And yet it still hasn't downloaded- holy shit one of the things downloaded
Funny I say that. I am currently sitting in my bed waiting for something to download on a playstation. It hasn't installed in over two days now, I am not even joking. Thats besides the point.
@ManManTheWeaponsMan
ALRIGHT, THEN TAKE MY TAG!
I KNOW WHAT THEY WROTE!
"a user suggested that people get money for their points"
Or something similar.
Basically, they said we should get money for each point we have/get.
@JesusChrist @X99STRIKER
Will it have weapons? If so, T.
@LieutenantSOT
Like I said, I broke simpleplanes again.
Have you seen the one I made earlier? That one broke simpleplanes too. Look at my previous post.
I will happily take $11.9k
@IceCraftGaming
+2What about this?
@IceCraftGaming
+1That's a cool variant and all, but I think this should be what they make. Its better, faster and has more weaponry.
Its not on the list, but can you make this please?
+2@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
+2How could I? Nobody expects it.
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
+2DAMN YOU
@asteroidbook345
+1Katyusha intensifies
@beenz
+1Furthermore, this isn't reddit or Tiktok. They don't need to post every hour.
Or about themselves.
Im also incredibly surprised that they haven't been banned for underage yet...
The spelling mistakes aren't because you type fast, its because you are 9.
+2Why?
+1@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
That's what I meant, yes.
@XspacePoopHisPants1
You need to be 13 to play this game.
@XspacePoopHisPants1
I say again, what?
@XspacePoopHisPants1
What?
This isn't reddit
how has this not been removed yet
+1T
It was both @BogdanX and @asteroidbook345. Asteroid made theirs as a joke, though.
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
+2Woah i typed so much it cut off.
Oh well.
Ending: Continued.
Korzalerkes PS3 and PS4 may never have existed. Same with the PS1. Anyway, while ColonelCanada was writing this he discovered that fan fiction is incredibly fun to write but you can't stop. Like seriously, you can't. Please help.
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
but wait...there more.
Days passed...months...the school year was now coming to a close. Korzalerke now has a huge hatred for their father, and their father does not realise that what they did has forever messed up Korzalerke. The end of the year IQ test was now taking place, which Korzalerke scored...hold on thats a lotta numbers...uhh...lets just say that they scored...more than the average smart-ass. Oh yeah Korzalerke also got a PS3 and discovered the joys of losing 500-300 in a modern warfare match because of some stupid person with a sniper that can quick scope faster than beasthunter upvotes...
+2Korzalerkes PS2: oh boy i can't wait to come out of this cupboard and have Korzalerke play that star wars game for 5 hours straight.
Korzalerkes PS1: Don't get your hopes up. I have been sitting here for 5 years now, waiting.
Korzalerkes PS2: skill issue. continues waiting
3 years pass
Korzalerkes PS2: what year is it?...
Korzalerkes PS1: stopped counting after awhile. I stopped at 2007.
cupboard opens
Korzalerkes PS3: where am i? All i remember was a lot of yelling...a pissed of Korzalerke who slammed their door a bit too hard...being unplugged violently...then more yelling.
Korzalerkes PS2: wow, sounds rough.
Korzalerkes PS1: Do you know what year it is?
Korzalerkes PS3: Yeah, its 2012. Why?
Korzalerkes PS1 and PS2: what?
Korzalerkes PS3: Yeah, 2012.
5 years later
Korzalerke: Oh boy, a PC! Thanks!!!
yeets PS4
cupboard opens
Korzalerkes PS4: ugh...what happened?
Korzalerkes PS3: you got violently thrown, by the looks of it. By the way, what year is it?
Korzalerkes PS4: 2017, why?
Korzalerkes PS3: No reason...by the way, do you know how to ressurect the dead? PS1 kinda died.
Korzalerkes PS2: Sad...anyway I wonder when Korzalerke wants to play star wars? Its still in me waiting to be booted up!
2021
Korzalerke: Im moving out! grabs stuff
Hmm...looks in a cupboard
Woah a bunch of playstations...playing cards? Hm. grabs all of them
sets them up at new house
Korzalerke: heh...memories. Why would I need them when I have a RTX999999999999999 graphics card and a top of the line gaming computer?
looking at steam one day
SimplePlanes...looks cool.
wow this game...looks like it hasn't been updated since 2014.
**Korzalerke went on to quit SimplePlanes after a few months, return, quit for a few hours again, return again, and gain almost 9k points.
Korzalerkes PS1 never booted up again, and Korz
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
Day of meeting
Teacher: Mrs.
blank
, Mr.blank
, yourgender
Korzalerke has been failing all their classes lately.Math? Grades went down 79% in one day because of this test the class had to take as a refresher.
Science? Grades are now 60% down because Korzalerke didn't know what the aerodynamics of a bulbasaur were.
etc.
Mrs.
blank
: Korzalerke, thats it. No more PS2 for...however long it takes you to get your grades up.Mr.
blank
: your gonna die when we get home...that ps2 is also gonna pay...making mygender
a failure!Korzalerke: oh no.
Teacher: Korzalerke also talks a lot in class and is a bit of the class clown...
Mr.
blank
: Oh are you now? That PS2 will never see the light of day again. And neither will you. We'll talk about this later....At home
Mr.
blank
: You will go to school at 6 in the morning, and go home when the street lights come on. That'll ensure success, my father did that to me inunspecified grade
, and I turned out fine.Mrs.
blank
: is that why you ignore your father everytime you're in the same room with him?Mr.
blank
: Thats unrelated. Korzalerke, go to your room and study the aerodynamics of allwhatever the Pokemon number is at now
Pokemon, and then study your math.....after your beating.beating noises
+1@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
+1Oh, fans want a part two?
This'll take a second.
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
+1Korzalerke puts hand up to let teacher know that they are done
teacher nods
5 minutes later
Teacher: Okay times up lets go through.
3 minutes later
Ok and now for question 3.
"Find the square root of ⅘⁷ⁿ⁰œ×⁶⅓⅖=X
What is the remainder? Divide X by the number of times a "your mom" joke has been conceived in one elementary school year."
This math is so easy, that my unborn child did it in three seconds. The answer is 75@%#;@&'>hwkzgjaozhkaxoh×[@&#>@#&<×>`£○♤■○£•■○£~€☆》○■£•♤☆■•£~9£•♤○¥°9.
*silence
Did everyone get the right answer?
everyone except Korzalerke puts hand up
Teacher: Korzalerke, I will schedule a meeting with your parents about your recent failure at preschool math.
bell rings
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
+1We were finding the square root of ⅘⁷ⁿ⁰œ×⁶⅓⅖=X
What is the remainder? Divide X by the number of times a "your mom" joke has been conceived in one elementary school year.
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
+1No, 4+7 is 2401.
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
+1@Dathcha
7+4=28. LmAo iDiOtS.
what the h0nda
+1What does mobile friendly mean?
+1I use mobile, but I can run 4000 parts.
@asteroidbook345
+1lmao
bogdanX leaves the chat
+2FINALLY! I GET TO PLAY MODERN WARFARE!
+3@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
+2It will never reach the light of day again.
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
+1Yep, I have also been extra active on ps4 this weekend, which should be saying something. Normally I only play at night, but I've been playing during the day because its the weekend. And yet it still hasn't downloaded- holy shit one of the things downloaded
Funny I say that. I am currently sitting in my bed waiting for something to download on a playstation. It hasn't installed in over two days now, I am not even joking. Thats besides the point.
+1@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
Good ole' playstation.
BUY A PLAYSTATION TODAY!
+1@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
+1Question: Where did you learn English? Its absolutely flawless and in my opinion its better than mine most of the time.
+3comment went to hell
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
+3I kinda want a strike now just to see lol..
Wait, strikes don't appear as "1 new"?
+1they said a bad word
+1@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
+3I have crucified 75 people this hour so far- i mean....
@SirLoafsAlot
+1B-52+AC-130
@SirLoafsAlot
+1Yes.
F-22+Su-57=SFU-2527
+1Theres fog?
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
+3Oh.