18.4k ColonelCanada Comments

  • [Teaser] Frogfoot? 2.8 years ago

    @ManManTheWeaponsMan
    ALRIGHT, THEN TAKE MY TAG!

  • Bruh 2.8 years ago

    I KNOW WHAT THEY WROTE!

    "a user suggested that people get money for their points"
    Or something similar.
    Basically, they said we should get money for each point we have/get.
    @JesusChrist @X99STRIKER

  • [Teaser] Frogfoot? 2.8 years ago

    Will it have weapons? If so, T.

  • i broke simpleplanes again 2.8 years ago

    @LieutenantSOT
    Like I said, I broke simpleplanes again.
    Have you seen the one I made earlier? That one broke simpleplanes too. Look at my previous post.

  • Bruh 2.8 years ago

    I will happily take $11.9k

  • which should I make NEXT??? 2.8 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming
    What about this?

    +2
  • which should I make NEXT??? 2.8 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming
    That's a cool variant and all, but I think this should be what they make. Its better, faster and has more weaponry.

    +1
  • which should I make NEXT??? 2.8 years ago

    Its not on the list, but can you make this please?

    +2
  • What music do you guys listen to while playing Simpleplanes (if any)? 2.8 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
    How could I? Nobody expects it.

    +2
  • What music do you guys listen to while playing Simpleplanes (if any)? 2.8 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
    DAMN YOU

    +2
  • What music do you guys listen to while playing Simpleplanes (if any)? 2.8 years ago

    @asteroidbook345
    Katyusha intensifies

    +1
  • Evolution of juno system (part 3) the discoverers 2.8 years ago

    @beenz
    Furthermore, this isn't reddit or Tiktok. They don't need to post every hour.
    Or about themselves.
    Im also incredibly surprised that they haven't been banned for underage yet...

    +1
  • Evolution of juno system (part 3) the discoverers 2.8 years ago

    The spelling mistakes aren't because you type fast, its because you are 9.

    +2
  • Fun fact. 2.8 years ago

    Why?

    +1
  • How I'm doing today (day 3) 2.8 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
    That's what I meant, yes.

  • How I'm doing today (day 3) 2.8 years ago

    @XspacePoopHisPants1
    You need to be 13 to play this game.

  • How I'm doing today (day 3) 2.8 years ago

    @XspacePoopHisPants1
    I say again, what?

  • How I'm doing today (day 3) 2.8 years ago

    @XspacePoopHisPants1
    What?

  • How I'm doing today (day 3) 2.8 years ago

    This isn't reddit

  • PART HUB CHALLENGE 2.8 years ago

    how has this not been removed yet

    +1
  • F/A-18C Hornet teaser 3 2.8 years ago

    T

  • Funny when. What the hell is happening??? 2.8 years ago

    It was both @BogdanX and @asteroidbook345. Asteroid made theirs as a joke, though.

  • Fun fact 2.8 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
    Woah i typed so much it cut off.
    Oh well.
    Ending: Continued.
    Korzalerkes PS3 and PS4 may never have existed. Same with the PS1. Anyway, while ColonelCanada was writing this he discovered that fan fiction is incredibly fun to write but you can't stop. Like seriously, you can't. Please help.

    +2
  • Fun fact 2.8 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
    but wait...there more.


    Days passed...months...the school year was now coming to a close. Korzalerke now has a huge hatred for their father, and their father does not realise that what they did has forever messed up Korzalerke. The end of the year IQ test was now taking place, which Korzalerke scored...hold on thats a lotta numbers...uhh...lets just say that they scored...more than the average smart-ass. Oh yeah Korzalerke also got a PS3 and discovered the joys of losing 500-300 in a modern warfare match because of some stupid person with a sniper that can quick scope faster than beasthunter upvotes...
    Korzalerkes PS2: oh boy i can't wait to come out of this cupboard and have Korzalerke play that star wars game for 5 hours straight.
    Korzalerkes PS1: Don't get your hopes up. I have been sitting here for 5 years now, waiting.
    Korzalerkes PS2: skill issue. continues waiting
    3 years pass
    Korzalerkes PS2: what year is it?...
    Korzalerkes PS1: stopped counting after awhile. I stopped at 2007.
    cupboard opens
    Korzalerkes PS3: where am i? All i remember was a lot of yelling...a pissed of Korzalerke who slammed their door a bit too hard...being unplugged violently...then more yelling.
    Korzalerkes PS2: wow, sounds rough.
    Korzalerkes PS1: Do you know what year it is?
    Korzalerkes PS3: Yeah, its 2012. Why?
    Korzalerkes PS1 and PS2: what?
    Korzalerkes PS3: Yeah, 2012.
    5 years later
    Korzalerke: Oh boy, a PC! Thanks!!!
    yeets PS4
    cupboard opens
    Korzalerkes PS4: ugh...what happened?
    Korzalerkes PS3: you got violently thrown, by the looks of it. By the way, what year is it?
    Korzalerkes PS4: 2017, why?
    Korzalerkes PS3: No reason...by the way, do you know how to ressurect the dead? PS1 kinda died.
    Korzalerkes PS2: Sad...anyway I wonder when Korzalerke wants to play star wars? Its still in me waiting to be booted up!
    2021
    Korzalerke: Im moving out! grabs stuff
    Hmm...looks in a cupboard
    Woah a bunch of playstations...playing cards? Hm. grabs all of them
    sets them up at new house
    Korzalerke: heh...memories. Why would I need them when I have a RTX999999999999999 graphics card and a top of the line gaming computer?
    looking at steam one day
    SimplePlanes...looks cool.
    wow this game...looks like it hasn't been updated since 2014.
    **Korzalerke went on to quit SimplePlanes after a few months, return, quit for a few hours again, return again, and gain almost 9k points.
    Korzalerkes PS1 never booted up again, and Korz

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  • Fun fact 2.8 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
    Day of meeting
    Teacher: Mrs. blank, Mr. blank, your gender Korzalerke has been failing all their classes lately.
    Math? Grades went down 79% in one day because of this test the class had to take as a refresher.
    Science? Grades are now 60% down because Korzalerke didn't know what the aerodynamics of a bulbasaur were.
    etc.
    Mrs. blank: Korzalerke, thats it. No more PS2 for...however long it takes you to get your grades up.
    Mr. blank: your gonna die when we get home...that ps2 is also gonna pay...making my gender a failure!
    Korzalerke: oh no.
    Teacher: Korzalerke also talks a lot in class and is a bit of the class clown...
    Mr. blank: Oh are you now? That PS2 will never see the light of day again. And neither will you. We'll talk about this later....
    At home
    Mr. blank: You will go to school at 6 in the morning, and go home when the street lights come on. That'll ensure success, my father did that to me in unspecified grade, and I turned out fine.
    Mrs. blank: is that why you ignore your father everytime you're in the same room with him?
    Mr. blank: Thats unrelated. Korzalerke, go to your room and study the aerodynamics of all whatever the Pokemon number is at now Pokemon, and then study your math.....after your beating.

    beating noises

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  • Fun fact 2.8 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
    Oh, fans want a part two?
    This'll take a second.

    +1
  • Fun fact 2.8 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
    Korzalerke puts hand up to let teacher know that they are done
    teacher nods
    5 minutes later
    Teacher: Okay times up lets go through.
    3 minutes later
    Ok and now for question 3.
    "Find the square root of ⅘⁷ⁿ⁰œ×⁶⅓⅖=X
    What is the remainder? Divide X by the number of times a "your mom" joke has been conceived in one elementary school year."
    This math is so easy, that my unborn child did it in three seconds. The answer is 75@%#;@&'>hwkzgjaozhkaxoh×[@&#>@#&<×>`£○♤■○£•■○£~€☆》○■£•♤☆■•£~9£•♤○¥°9.
    *silence

    Did everyone get the right answer?
    everyone except Korzalerke puts hand up
    Teacher: Korzalerke, I will schedule a meeting with your parents about your recent failure at preschool math.
    bell rings

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  • Fun fact 2.8 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
    We were finding the square root of ⅘⁷ⁿ⁰œ×⁶⅓⅖=X
    What is the remainder? Divide X by the number of times a "your mom" joke has been conceived in one elementary school year.

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  • Fun fact 2.8 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
    No, 4+7 is 2401.

    +1
  • Fun fact 2.8 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
    @Dathcha
    7+4=28. LmAo iDiOtS.

    +1
  • PART HUB CHALLENGE 2.8 years ago

    what the h0nda

    +1
  • F-14A Tomcat 2.8 years ago

    What does mobile friendly mean?
    I use mobile, but I can run 4000 parts.

    +1
  • Me when the funny 2.8 years ago

    @asteroidbook345
    lmao

    +1
  • Me when the funny 2.8 years ago

    bogdanX leaves the chat

    +2
  • plane 2.8 years ago

    FINALLY! I GET TO PLAY MODERN WARFARE!

    +3
  • jet stream be like 2.8 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
    It will never reach the light of day again.

    +2
  • plane 2.8 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
    Yep, I have also been extra active on ps4 this weekend, which should be saying something. Normally I only play at night, but I've been playing during the day because its the weekend. And yet it still hasn't downloaded- holy shit one of the things downloaded

    +1
  • plane 2.8 years ago

    Funny I say that. I am currently sitting in my bed waiting for something to download on a playstation. It hasn't installed in over two days now, I am not even joking. Thats besides the point.

    +1
  • plane 2.8 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
    Good ole' playstation.

    BUY A PLAYSTATION TODAY!

    +1
  • plane 2.8 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
    Question: Where did you learn English? Its absolutely flawless and in my opinion its better than mine most of the time.

    +1
  • jet stream be like 2.8 years ago

    comment went to hell

    +3
  • jet stream be like 2.8 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
    I kinda want a strike now just to see lol..

    +3
  • jet stream be like 2.8 years ago

    Wait, strikes don't appear as "1 new"?

    +1
  • Honda Jet 2.8 years ago

    they said a bad word

    +1
  • How to install mods on iOS!!! 2.8 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
    I have crucified 75 people this hour so far- i mean....

    +3
  • Anyone got ideas for 2 planes being combined? 2.8 years ago

    @SirLoafsAlot
    B-52+AC-130

    +1
  • Anyone got ideas for 2 planes being combined? 2.8 years ago

    @SirLoafsAlot
    Yes.

    +1
  • Anyone got ideas for 2 planes being combined? 2.8 years ago

    F-22+Su-57=SFU-2527

    +1
  • Weird fog bug? 2.8 years ago

    Theres fog?

  • For the developers of SimplePlanes 2.8 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
    Oh.

    +3