18.4k ColonelCanada Comments

  • My new UH-60L Blackhawk 2.7 years ago

    T

    +1
  • Anyone up for an rp? 2.7 years ago

    The red door has fooled us all.
    It has sucked people into its strange insides.
    I don't have much time...
    Please help me...
    Oh no-
    red door noises

    +1
  • how to upvote unlisted posts 2.7 years ago

    @Zaineman
    They do say in the rules profanity is allowed to such a small extent...

    +1
  • SP.com and a Mobile device are quite the combination. 2.7 years ago

    oops-
    my finger slipped

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    +3
  • how to upvote unlisted posts 2.7 years ago

    @Zaineman
    bros bio got removed

    +1
  • SCP site-19-GATE A 2.7 years ago

    dear god please no

    +1
  • Thanks for Platinum! 2.7 years ago

    What the hell?

  • Sphere (scary cousin of box) 2.7 years ago

    Also, why did this randomly get two spotlights 5 months after it was posted?
    Thanks, I guess.

    +1
  • Sphere (scary cousin of box) 2.7 years ago

    @Zaineman
    Guns and Roses.
    Guns and apples would be cool...

    +1
  • Pigpen 2.8 years ago

    It looks different...but what is new?

    +4
  • so uh...... 2.8 years ago

    This has already been discovered, and no they don't need to be capitals except for the U.
    A user named "Korzalerke" had found this out along with many other things. This is old news.

    +1
  • ICECRAFTGAMING 2.8 years ago

    point grab

    +1
  • ITS ALMOST READY 2.8 years ago

    @SirLoafsAlot
    Just fix them, i can be a test pilot.
    I've been looking for a good a10 for awhile...

  • ITS ALMOST READY 2.8 years ago

    Hold on...weren't you making an A-10? What happened to that?

  • Help Me Decide!!! 2.8 years ago

    Will the torpedo bomber feature an interior? If yes, then tag me on it.

  • Chair 2.8 years ago

    i made a tactical table before
    and I'll make a tactical chair (if that's alright with you)

    +1
  • I did it 2.8 years ago

    Its actually been done but ok.

  • Someone make a min map out of label text PLEASE 2.8 years ago

    @G2
    My discord is "Apple with a gun" and that as the pfp. Context:
    I am an apple enjoyer (enjoyer defined: apples are my god and i worship them, but that's a story for another day).
    I like guns
    boom
    Apple with a gun.

  • I cant find any relevant info on how to add a photo to a forum post. 2.8 years ago

    @dogooman1
    It doesn't work with google.
    It must be discord or a image posting site.

  • JOINED 6.0 YEARS AGO 2.8 years ago

    you joined 418 years ago the one above is your follower count

    +5
  • Someone make a min map out of label text PLEASE 2.8 years ago

    @G2 Hm.
    Why furries?

  • Someone make a min map out of label text PLEASE 2.8 years ago

    i think if i tried making this i would explode.

  • Does the game comes to an extinction? 2.8 years ago

    I don't know personally, but I have heard that an update for SR2 is being worked on and after that an update is happening to SP. I've heard all kinds of things, not sure what to believe though.
    I've heard the website was gonna be updated, tracks 2 was gonna be implemented, multiplayer really seems possible...Idk. don't believe it, because people on the internet are very untrustworthy.

  • My favorite plane on this website 2.8 years ago

    Thats the best plane on SimplePlanes. Change my mind.

  • space shuttle status 2.8 years ago

    Only 50,000m? Weak.

  • I LOCE SIMPLEPLANES!!!! 2.8 years ago

    According to all known laws
    of aviation,

    there is no way a bee
    should be able to fly.

    Its wings are too small to get
    its fat little body off the ground.

    The bee, of course, flies anyway

    because bees don't care
    what humans think is impossible.

    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

    Ooh, black and yellow!
    Let's shake it up a little.

    Barry! Breakfast is ready!

    Ooming!

    Hang on a second.

    Hello?

    Barry?
    Adam?

    Oan you believe this is happening?

    I can't. I'll pick you up.
    Looking sharp.

    Use the stairs. Your father
    paid good money for those.

    Sorry. I'm excited.

    Here's the graduate.
    We're very proud of you, son.

    A perfect report card, all B's.

    Very proud.

    Ma! I got a thing going here.

    You got lint on your fuzz.
    Ow! That's me!

    Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.

    Bye!
    Barry, I told you,
    stop flying in the house!

    Hey, Adam.
    Hey, Barry.

    Is that fuzz gel?

    A little. Special day, graduation.
    Never thought I'd make it.

    Three days grade school,
    three days high school.

    Those were awkward.

    Three days college. I'm glad I took
    a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

    You did come back different.

    Hi, Barry.
    Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

    Hear about Frankie?

    Yeah.

    You going to the funeral?

    No, I'm not going.
    Everybody knows,
    sting someone, you die.

    Don't waste it on a squirrel.
    Such a hothead.

    I guess he could have
    just gotten out of the way.

    I love this incorporating
    an amusement park into our day.

    That's why we don't need vacations.

    Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
    under the circumstances.

    Well, Adam, today we are men.
    We are!

    Bee-men.

    Amen!
    Hallelujah!

    Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

    please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

    Welcome, New Hive Oity
    graduating class of...

    ...9:15.

    That concludes our ceremonies.

    And begins your career
    at Honex Industries!

    Will we pick ourjob today?

    I heard it's just orientation.

    Heads up! Here we go.

    Keep your hands and antennas
    inside the tram at all times.

    Wonder what it'll be like?
    A little scary.
    Welcome to Honex,
    a division of Honesco

    and a part of the Hexagon Group.

    This is it!

    Wow.

    Wow.

    We know that you, as a bee,
    have worked your whole life

    to get to the point where you
    can work for your whole life.

    Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
    Jocks

    +2
  • The Infamous Red Door 2.8 years ago

    @G2
    combusting noises

    +1
  • The Infamous Red Door 2.8 years ago

    If I see one more among us comment im gonna spontaneously combust.

  • Why is the forem section filled with just forems 2.8 years ago

    bro why is water wet

    +1
  • Question for Filipinos only 2.8 years ago

    I live in the mountains.
    My internet is shit.
    But, its probably still better than most of the world.

    +1
  • Was there ever a post about adding new colors into the designer (>20 paint colors)? 2.8 years ago

    I don't remember an actual post, maybe a comment?
    But yeah I definitely remember the devs saying something about that.

  • Simple Hampden 2.8 years ago

    @Samflugzeugpanzer
    I made this like 6 months ago im better at building now.
    Not that I'm gonna make it again or anything

  • Pipe Bomb 14+ Pro Max Ultra 5G. 2.8 years ago

    Can't see the image.

  • Sorry 2.8 years ago

    Please read this forum.

  • Can we? 2.8 years ago

    Actually, despite some comments people have made Android/IOS could run Maywar with little problems. Mobile isn't as bad as everyone thinks. My S21 can run 4000 parts, with a little uncomfortable lag. Lag starts at 3100+ parts.

    +2
  • P-38 Lightning "Spirit of Alamo" 2.8 years ago

    Didn't America lose the Alamo?

    +1
  • Guys I Have Bad News…. 2.8 years ago

    It seems to happen to the low end devices.

  • Tupolev TU-154M Transnistrian (FICTIONAL) 2.8 years ago

    Transnistria is a real country, I thought?

    +1
  • Should I try to build a new 100 download plane? 2.8 years ago

    My most downloads is 1500+

  • Maywarian Coup d'etat 2.8 years ago

    @MrOofington
    For which one?

  • a request 2.8 years ago

    I'm not good with funky trees, but all I know is...actually I don't know anything.

    +2
  • Maywarian Coup d'etat 2.8 years ago

    Something to pondor:
    This lore
    Or
    Maywar doesn't have a government.
    Think about it.
    Also, one thing we should make universal is that Wright is a NATO owned island and Krakobloa was a russian colony.

  • [NOW RELEASED] MiG-25 Foxbat 2.8 years ago

    @CanadianAircraftBuilder
    ...good for you.

  • [NOW RELEASED] MiG-25 Foxbat 2.8 years ago

    Mach 3? Pfffff
    I have an airplane that can go Mach 10.
    I have an unreleased plane that can go Mach...i forget but last time I checked it could go Mach 500 something.

  • De Havilland Canada DHC-4 Caribou 2.8 years ago

    The only thing I read in the title was "Canada".
    An unwritten law of SP states that all Canadian users MUST upvote any post with "Canada" in it that they see.

    +1
  • Ice base is........... kinda... what? 2.8 years ago

    Odd, let me check- explodes

    +1
  • Why absteroid bolcc? 2.8 years ago

    bro i was talking to my pet landline phone on octember 32st of last year and they said that the grass was blue so I took them out for a walk and when we started going underground we saw an airplane below us and the rhinoceros on the ceiling said that i should probably sit down and walk to school because it was 6:89am, so I started walking home. when i got to school i saw a submarine flying in the sky so my backpack waved to the submarine and my refrigerator was sitting next to me in home mathanomics and i learned how to divide 0 from the average number of windows in my apartment tv multiplied by the amount of times the the word "the" has been said in this paragraph.
    only 0.01% of people noticed the 2rd "the" in the sentence!1!1!1!11!!!1

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  • How do people become Mods on SP? 2.8 years ago

    Sometimes they post a forum stating that they are looking for mods. Thats how FFF and Silverwolf got to be mods. I've been thinking about applying whenever the applications are open again.

    +1
  • how to upvote unlisted posts 2.8 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming
    No, I made a funeral for striker when they left and it got removed after a few hours.

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