You are a piece of plant based plank
You have no rights
You have no money in the bank
So, here let’s all shine the spotlights
Then we laughed at him doing Meth
For here we are, laughing at Kennneth
No, my friend
I am a simple man of wisdom
I will never be satisfied, facts never end
So, there really is no need to be glum
My question isn’t answered, for you still mingle
So if you will please, “Is your girlfriend single?”
(I’m cursed to rhyme for all eternity, do not blame me!)
@EternalDarkness
My prayers haven’t been returned
So please, this is just absurd
Your remains will be cursed in an urn
And inside your pillow, you’ll find a turd
@EternalDarkness
You see, my dear boy.
James is a catalyst for space time
The first name change, people were saying “poi”
The second time, everyone kept snorting thyme
This world belongs to James
We’re just passing through
For if he stops making planes
Everything will be destroyed, including me and you...
@Sinnacraft
Why, you soul who is so unembellished
It is the man who freed the slaves
So that minorities can enjoy pickle relish
And their rights were saved
This man who made everyone truly equal
So there will be rights and freedoms for all
Hello my fellow brethren!
I do hope that you are well
And not addicted to heroin
Because that wouldn’t be swell
Not would it be gleeful
Not would it be bountiful
Let me tell you a story of old
In a time when everything was gold
There was a person who made a Corsair
And although it hardly had any flair
It was given upvotes, from everywhere
We humans became mad
The mods laughed at this fad
But it’s over, and we don’t talk about this here
For anyone who does, his forum shall disappear
THE LEGS ON THE BUS GO STEP STEP STEP
+1Oh ok. Now it works. @Simps
Nothing’s there
I thought FUNGUS were immortal...
You will upvote this comment
+1WE NEED TO GET THIS MAN TO GOLD!
Every day, we get closer to running Simple Planes inside Simple Planes.
+3No need to be hostile. Posts like these usually get taken down. I guess this one won’t. @ollielebananiaCFSP
And of course, the mods will take this down because we dare to ask questions.
+4Congratulations! You are the only person on SP with an actual life!
+1Fun fact: Lobsters used to be fed to people in prison, but was stopped because it was deemed inhumane to feed underwater crustaceans to people.
Wiimini is my favorite aircraft
+1Ouch, my fragile ego... @hihihihellohellohello
No taxation without representation!
I suspect it may be because he had quite a hatred for SPBC, which BlueBull is a proud moderator of. @AsteroidAsteroidTheBook
It’s not like I don’t want to pay 12 dollars. I’ll gladly support jundroo. It’s the reasons above that I don’t want an SP2. @Kittyhawk909
Fourth
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You are a piece of plant based plank
You have no rights
You have no money in the bank
So, here let’s all shine the spotlights
Then we laughed at him doing Meth
For here we are, laughing at Kennneth
Mmmmm... Luftwaffles...
Oh my gosh dude! Why are you Defending German Technical Superiority?!
Hey, it’s just like me! Ugly, but functional!
Thanks. I totally forgot about this one... @LieutenantSOT
+1No, my friend
I am a simple man of wisdom
I will never be satisfied, facts never end
So, there really is no need to be glum
My question isn’t answered, for you still mingle
So if you will please, “Is your girlfriend single?”
(I’m cursed to rhyme for all eternity, do not blame me!)
@EternalDarkness
My prayers haven’t been returned
So please, this is just absurd
Your remains will be cursed in an urn
And inside your pillow, you’ll find a turd
@EternalDarkness
You see, my dear boy.
+1James is a catalyst for space time
The first name change, people were saying “poi”
The second time, everyone kept snorting thyme
This world belongs to James
We’re just passing through
For if he stops making planes
Everything will be destroyed, including me and you...
@Sinnacraft
Look how they massacred my boy...
+1It’s worse than what was said by tsampoy...
Oh, my dear tsampoy
Tsampoy, my boy
You messed up when that was billowed
For you shall find a turd in your pillow @tsampoy
Ahem! Good sir. I’m no saint
I’m no Kris Kringle
Although it’s not very quaint
I need to know if your girlfriend is single @EternalDarkness
A turd in your pillow, tonight you will find!
+1And this turd shall smell like pork rinds! MMMHHHHMMMHHHMM
@JELLYFISHJAM
Is it because your crapping itching powder? @tsampoy
Not yet, at least...
+1I will start it, for I am the yeast...
Thanks to your ignorance, good Embo
+2Nothing good shall happen to you
You shall find a turd in your pillow
That I have stolen from the loo
@Embo
Do you do it to make a hit?
+1It’s because your a little [REDACTED]
Why, you soul who is so unembellished
It is the man who freed the slaves
So that minorities can enjoy pickle relish
And their rights were saved
This man who made everyone truly equal
So there will be rights and freedoms for all
@PapaKernels
+2Hello my fellow brethren!
I do hope that you are well
And not addicted to heroin
Because that wouldn’t be swell
Not would it be gleeful
Not would it be bountiful
Interestingly enough
I’m the first human to say anything here
Although it may be mentally tough
Trust me when I say, here you must bare.
These pieces of cloth.
+8Why, oh why do they protect you?
Like a coat on the ice planet of Hoth
They stop the cold, as well as the flu
As I can see
+1You are a man of glee
For just like me
We have no responsibility @WarHawk95
No, my friend.
As I have said
I shall rhyme until I end.
@YesMyFriend
@Simps @Simps @Simps
@Simps @Simps @Simps
@Simps @Simps @Simps
@Simps @Simps @Simps
Why, sir. I must know,
Which tale of woe
Is it that you are to know? @AircroftDesign
Yes, my friend.
From now until my life shall end,
I shall make a rhyme
Every single time
For I am a poet
And we all know it. @YesMyFriend
Let me tell you a story of old
+4In a time when everything was gold
There was a person who made a Corsair
And although it hardly had any flair
It was given upvotes, from everywhere
We humans became mad
The mods laughed at this fad
But it’s over, and we don’t talk about this here
For anyone who does, his forum shall disappear
Adventure show @ComradeHoovy
Peepeepoopoo @Firebird123