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  • I've reached Platinum! 8 months ago

    @IFVuser yeh you must have been very stealthy

  • Does anyone here play a cool game called simpleplanes? 9 months ago

    looked it up, looks like trash ngl
    this looks better

  • Villains are not born but created 9 months ago

    The Tale of a Villainous Cat

    In the shadows of the moonlit night,
    With eyes aglow, and fur of black,
    There prowls a creature of sheer fright,
    A villainous cat on a devious track.

    Silent paws on cobblestone tread,
    His whiskers twitch with devilish glee,
    A silent predator, his hunger fed,
    By the chaos sown, oh woe is he!

    Through alleys dark and corners dim,
    He weaves a web of wicked ploys,
    No heart of gold resides within him,
    His soul delights in shattered joys.

    With claws that gleam like sharpened steel,
    He leaves his mark on window panes,
    A midnight bandit with nerves of steel,
    Dread fills the night with his wild reigns.

    The mice and rats, they tremble so,
    At whispers of his fearsome name,
    For he's a phantom, sleek and low,
    A shadow dancing in the flame.

    He stalks the rooftops, stealth and grace,
    A specter of the night’s embrace,
    A demon's grin etched on his face,
    The city falls beneath his chase.

    His emerald eyes, they pierce the dark,
    His tail a whip of silent wrath,
    No creature dares to leave a mark,
    On the villainous cat's midnight path.

    But every legend meets its end,
    And so this tale must turn anew,
    For even villains can find a friend,
    Or face a dawn of different hue.

    So as the sun begins to rise,
    Our villain hides from daylight’s sight,
    A whispered secret in the skies,
    A villain cat that haunts the night.

    And though his deeds are dark and grim,
    A glimmer of redemption gleams,
    For every villain, fierce and dim,
    May find a place within our dreams.

  • Adapting Android Game Version Concept 9 months ago

    I'm sure it can be done, certain mods are actually incorporated into the base game and while I have not personally decompiled the APK I'm sure the structure is pretty similar to how the mod would be installed if it didn't come prepackaged.

  • Simple Planes off of a DVD? Seems legit. 9 months ago

    @StockPlanesRemastered yeah that's basically what I meant, the disc was required to run the game, but it wouldn't be running directly off the disc drive since that's pretty slow. Sometimes games would transfer chunks of data at a time onto the PC's hard drive, sometimes they'd do the whole game. So yeah you'd need the disc, the game wouldn't work correctly without it, but it's not technically running off the disc the way this Minecraft copy is (if I understand correctly)

  • HELPPPPP 9 months ago

    depends, some radios have an aux out and some bluetooth speakers have an aux in, if you have a random headphone cord laying around you could try it.

  • Simple Planes off of a DVD? Seems legit. 9 months ago

    @StockPlanesRemastered sort of, the disc usually just had the files on it, which it installed onto the hard drive of your computer. The disc basically worked as a way to download the files and as a way to verify that you owned the copy of the game you were playing. Some consoles (PS3 era was the last) run games directly off the disc, but the reality is that it's just way slower than the modern hard drive.

  • Simple Planes off of a DVD? Seems legit. 9 months ago

    @THEOKPILOT eh its ok but at the time the only thing my friends had that I could crossplay with was a vr headset, so it gave us something to play ig

  • Hmmmm, first bike? 9 months ago

    Whatever you do, drive safe, I knew a kid who was weaving in and out of traffic and slipped up a little bit and died.

  • [ARCHIVE] Northrop YF-24 'Darkstar' 9 months ago

    @F16xl hehehehe 😈

  • 3D Modeling Jundroo’s Bush Plane 9 months ago

    @blt i'd delete that comment, very easily googleable to figure out where you live

  • It seems like there are no rules about face reveals 9 months ago

    @F16xl nice try

    never click a link like that lol, almost always a rick roll

  • Slashing Prices 9 months ago

    @StockPlanesRemastered yeah it doesn't surprise me that the meta vr support is finnicky, in theory sounds great but certain aspects of vr tech can be crap for no reason sometimes

  • Slashing Prices 9 months ago

    @AndrewsGarsion correct, the Steam version only works on computers with Windows installed

  • i think opera is better than chrome 9 months ago

    opera gx is flaming garbage, chrome is fast but kinda sucks, Edge is fine, I guess

  • I went viral 9 months ago

    @skelyButActuallyCJ getting better, didn't realize it was tiktok though lol
    I still wouldn't call that viral, I'd probably call that like a million ish views but that's still rather impressive, get enough followers and you can monetize

  • SimplePlanes Interactive Map 9 months ago

    @rimiha to be honest I haven't turned my PC on in about a week, I'll try and get to it but I do have stuff going on irl so I don't know when I'll get to it. If you have a windows computer that's 5 years old or less you can probably run the correct Unity version yourself, and mess with it, I know waiting for other people to help with projects sucks sometimes. If you don't hear back from me for a week or so feel free to remind me, I'll do my best.

  • [F] Project 11-2 (D-20) 9 months ago

    photography map spotted??!!!??1111

  • Modern SP issues 9 months ago

    big boom dadadadadadada

  • I went viral 9 months ago

    viral? nah. especially by YT shorts standards. Still cool though.

  • Tysm!!!1!! (i got to plat) 9 months ago

    I'll talk to someone about your okthxbye permit. It should have arrived by now.

  • PZL-Mielic M-15 "Belphegor" 9 months ago

    Mod, you should make a mod.

  • RESHADE TUTORIAL 9 months ago

    @MSLITecnik latest one should work fine, I will point out that this guide was written a year ago so there might be some small inconsistencies.

  • Been a while, Welcome Back! 9 months ago

    everybody gangsta till they get molten candle wax on their hand (it hurts like fire)

  • RESHADE TUTORIAL 9 months ago

    @MSLITecnik ok so switch SP to windowed mode then open up On-Screen Keyboard. It should have a home key so you can rebind what opens Reshade. I googled a picture of your keyboard and it looks like no, you aren't going crazy, there is indeed no home key on that laptop.

  • What's a good phone that can access data in files 9 months ago

    any iphone will let you do it, I'm sure there are plenty of androids out there as well but I'm only familiar with iPhones
    According to some random samsung help forum I found, this is the only app that actually supports accessing app data, not sure if it works anymore but it's worth trying that rather than spending hundreds on a new phone. https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.lonelycatgames.Xplore

    it's a shame, lots of people who like Android say it's more open, but these days that's getting harder to believe

  • Y'all still standing? 9 months ago

    yeah yeah yeah

  • OZR-17 Obliterator 10 months ago

    dang, no comments after 2 years. weird.

  • can anybody give me camo tips??? 10 months ago

    Best way is to make the whole aircraft then start slicing and painting fuselage parts to make the transitions smooth. You can do it as you go I suppose but it's going to be like a jigsaw puzzle.

  • fish 10 months ago

    ghoti

  • Basic chassis I 10 months ago

    how old were you when you made this lol

  • The Holy Trinity of Hypercars 10 months ago

    fun fact: this is the 2 millionth post on this site. This includes forums, bios, and aircraft.

  • Y'all ever have more fun playing with a WIP build than actually working on it? 10 months ago

    there's gotta be some shenanigans you can do to limit travel, bumpstops or something. I think I saw someone use winches once.

  • Cheat Menu 10 months ago

    how has this never been a thing. I can already see this hitting most popular mods page.

    I assume it's basically just using a GUI to trigger console commands? Crazy that no one's made this before.

  • Fun Fact: you can access planes that you deleted or removed 10 months ago

    yeah you can do other stuff by messing around with the backend too, jundroo.blob.core.windows.net hosts all the aircraft images and files so with a little poking around you could maybe find something interesting.

    Also if you have the aircraft ID you can download the xml of any plane ever made, but I'm not going to share how since it requires an abnormal amount of server use to accomplish.

    Additionally this trick seems to work regardless of how old a post is.

  • Helios Military Research AM-339 Extinctor 10 months ago

    @ShinyGemsBro same here, I have a crippling skill issue on top of a general laziness preventing me from making anything halfway decent

  • Helios Military Research AM-339 Extinctor 10 months ago

    dang that's a very nice bomb effect. I thought this was just a custom bomb with explosion scale set really high.

  • an idea. [SimpleCheats II] 10 months ago

    @V yeah I figured that it won't handle that too well, my main concern was for it to be able to handle testing concepts on the go. Anyway, let me know if you need my help, I'd love to contribute.

  • Playable Cookie Clicker 10 months ago

    fourth most popular minigame. I am happy.

  • [MINIGAME] SP site simulator 10 months ago

    brother there is no way this deserves 35 upvotes and is more popular than a lot of actual minigames :(

  • Forest Floor 10 months ago

    simpol pleyn

  • an idea. [SimpleCheats II] 10 months ago

    I would be down for sure if you're interested in having me as an editor, I don't have discord though if that's a dealbreaker. I would be willing to set up or help set up an unlisted mod as a chatroom for us though, that would work in the native SP website ecosystem and allow adding and removing contributors.

    qualifications/resume, i.e. the role I see myself in

    • 2.6 years of game experience (at least 300 hours afaik)

    • good english (makes me capable of making grammatical corrections, etc. freeing up the people with unfathomable skills such as PlaneFlightX and hgbbproductions to contribute in that area)

    • knowledge of funky trees, modding, and reshade, which could be handy

    • powerful computer + serviceable phone

    • well-liked and well-known (I hope) member of community

    • barely enough self control to not make jokes in the document

      I would also like to nominate @IzzyIA for their knowledge of 3D text label shenanigans.

  • Music that goes hard in military games 10 months ago

    some suggestions for the American section:

    fortunate son
    free bird
    one (by metallica)
    war pigs (black sabbath)
    mighty healthy (ghostface killah)
    C.R.E.A.M (wu-tang clan)
    Bulls on Parade and Down Rodeo by Rage Against the Machine

  • Shhh,quietly 10 months ago

    I have something similar in Forza, it's such a great car

  • RESHADE TUTORIAL 10 months ago

    @Boeing727200F did you try selecting different depth maps? it's the checkboxes in the "add-ons" tab, visible in this picture

  • Does anyone know the origin of this plane? 10 months ago

    reverse image search :P