BREAKING NEWS! FLORIDA MAN IS DOING CRAZY THINGS IN SIMPLEPLANES! Behold, the Florida man. a wild creature from the distant land of Florida, watch, as he does incredibly dumb things for no reason whatsoever, and gets arrested in the process. Thankfully, this wild creature has been detained so that he can only shake his head with yaw controls. Or you could use him for target practice, or just run him over with a ballistic missile truck as I've done here. here is the Florida man!!
Specifications
Spotlights
- Boeing727200F 6 months ago
- Celando 6 months ago
General Characteristics
- Created On Android
- Wingspan 2.5ft (0.8m)
- Length 1.7ft (0.5m)
- Height 5.0ft (1.5m)
- Empty Weight 2,262lbs (1,026kg)
- Loaded Weight 2,262lbs (1,026kg)
Performance
- Wing Loading N/A
- Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
- Drag Points 470
Parts
- Number of Parts 20
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 54
He can also eat pillows in a burger king bathroom
@XM803ENJOYER46 yes
@SleepyKitty he can also be from florida
@XM803ENJOYER46 I don't, but that sounds bad
@SleepyKitty yeah bro it’s crazy. Remember that one where people would vandalize and steal stuff from school bathrooms? That was just straight up stupid 😂
@XM803ENJOYER46 naw there's all these social media trends of people destroying stuff and being mean to others in public. Like, what's up with that?
@SleepyKitty yeah I definitely would not think it’s funny as the one who gets hit but it’s kinda funny to see it on a video, granted, some may be skits. The public disrespect for fame is a bit overboard
@XM803ENJOYER46 I don't see how that's funny. You'd get sued by the shop probly
@SleepyKitty it was some stupid thing where people threw the ice cream they ordered back at the worker in the window and recorded it. I also do not use TikTok or instagram but have seen things in meme channels and funny videos. It was a couple years ago
Release him…
@XM803ENJOYER46 what trend?? (I don't use TikTok or Instagram so I have no idea what you mean)
@Zilozite sorry
@SleepyKitty it’s like the old trend of throwing ice cream back at the worker in the window, but FLORIDA MAN STYLE
@SleepyKitty 😈😈😈
@Zilozite No... What if you are him?!?!?!
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as a floridian, i see this man all the time.
@XM803ENJOYER46 or throw a alligator into a Wendy's drive thru window
He can also manage to sneak into the GTA VI trailer.
@EagleMan010 He can also rob a Walmart in a Darth Vader costume
@EagleMan010 He can do whatever you want him to do
can this florida man pull out 90 alligators out of his back pocket while drinking bud light?
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