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The Ex-Wife

21.7k Brendorkus  3.9 years ago
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The Ex Wife was created by Hammer Industries. It was a small projectile that was supposedly very powerful.
” These are the Cubans, baby. This is the Cohibas; the Montecristos. This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle with a secondary cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine RDX burst. It's capable of busting a bunker under the bunker you just busted. If it were any smarter, it'd write a book, a book that would make Ulysses look like it was written in crayon. It would read it to you. This is my Eiffel Tower. This is my Rachmaninoff's Third. My Piéta. It's completely elegant, it's bafflingly beautiful, and it's capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero.”

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General Characteristics

  • Created On iOS
  • Wingspan 1.6ft (0.5m)
  • Length 11.5ft (3.5m)
  • Height 18.9ft (5.7m)
  • Empty Weight N/A
  • Loaded Weight 3,194lbs (1,449kg)

Performance

  • Power/Weight Ratio 16.881
  • Wing Loading 158.3lbs/ft2 (772.9kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 20.2ft2 (1.9m2)
  • Drag Points 700

Parts

  • Number of Parts 24
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 160
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    7,672 Arra

    S I C C

    +1 3.9 years ago
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    @Brendorkus Weird. Guess i confused you from person.

    3.9 years ago
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    21.7k Brendorkus

    No, I’m afraid I haven’t heard of them. @AzureCorp

    3.9 years ago
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    @Brendorkus btw, didn't you follow AzureWorks?

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    21.7k Brendorkus

    DON’T YOU DARE RE-POST IT @BuiltBionixInd10

    3.9 years ago
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    He's not your Ex-Wife anymore

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    2,751 TwoFlare

    @Brendorkus Or both.

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    21.7k Brendorkus

    Either that, or I read too much... @MoonCat80

    3.9 years ago
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    21.7k Brendorkus

    Not quite, but it is destructive. @AzureCorp

    3.9 years ago
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    Its as destructive as a real ex

    +2 3.9 years ago
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    2,751 TwoFlare

    @Brendorkus apparently I need to read more Iron Man comics.

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    21.7k Brendorkus

    Actually in the comics, there was an instance where it worked. There was a tank created by Hammer industries that had the exact wife in it. It was stolen by the Ten Rings terrorist organization, and War Machine threw it into the ocean before it blew up its portable nuclear reactor. @MoonCat80

    +2 3.9 years ago
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    2,751 TwoFlare

    It's not supposed to work...

    3.9 years ago