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The Ascot Assassinator

89.6k Kerbango  7.2 years ago
Auto Credit Based on TakicraftCorporation's Demolition Derby Challenge (closed)

The victim of a front end collision, this Ascot Mallard came into possession of the Kerbango Craft company though a very circuitous route that ended with the tinker collectors of Maywar island. Traded to us for the cost of a broken BFE-300, and one 60K HP car engine. We assessed the damage and determined that it was a good little car, it was just sort of plain and broken. That is not what our high end customers are looking to buy, so we decided to donate our time and materials to making this into a jazzy little demolition derby vehicle and take our chance at that grand prize.
All prize money will be donated to Mother Mary's Orphanarium in Liverpool,Kentucky, USA.

Drive with pitch and roll.
This particular car has some damage to the front suspension due to the original wreck. So you can go real fast in a straight line but as soon as you turn and accelerate at the same time, spinning ensues, which is real fun, but doesn't get you where you want to go. My best advice is to tap pitch, let go and then steer with roll. This car you DO NOT accelerate into the turns....well, you will see when you drive it.
Oh and there is a fancy roll cage.

General Characteristics

  • Predecessor Demolition Derby Challenge (closed)
  • Created On Windows
  • Wingspan 8.0ft (2.4m)
  • Length 21.4ft (6.5m)
  • Height 8.9ft (2.7m)
  • Empty Weight 5,167lbs (2,344kg)
  • Loaded Weight 5,433lbs (2,464kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading N/A
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 5538

Parts

  • Number of Parts 293
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 1,004