@EvilRob
That one piano sound

@SPWithLizzie lol.
I- mean Evil lol

@EvilRob
play that one clip of that one f♥ck@ss Smurf turning evil

@EvilRob
"I ruined the evil knife clown's, and his family's knife" said Evil Rob
But let's just say
They are now living the best they ever had, meaning that he is no longer evil

@SPWithLizzie YESSSS!!!! :)

Well was an accountant

@SPWithLizzie
Thats right weird cat video voice guy. He's an accountant.
Hence why he was able to provide a well income home for his significant other and child.. a great father I might add. A real family man
Well to bad I'm evil and completely wrecked his plans!! Now him and his family can enjoy a luxury 5 star mansion, fit with a 10 figure salary and unlimited days off and free Healthcare.. not to mention payed sick days.. truly only the most evil of plans HOW COULD HE STAND THIS HEHEHEHE!!!

@EvilRob
NOOOOO :(

@EvilRob
"I finally made the evil knife clown unemployed" I said with joys
But then I realized, stabbing people isn't his job

@SPWithLizzie hehehe.. now you must become evil.. and join my team for the evil. Hehehehe

Ha it worked... see that letter is a fake! It's an unemployment letter, meaning the evil knife clown will be jobless.. thus forcing him into the only job excepting him. My E.V.I.L. task force.

@EvilRob
"I can totally trust Evil Rob" I said, but that's when I realized, he robbed my house and left me broke"

@EvilRob
Alright

@SPWithLizzie hehehe
Give this evil knife clown this letter for me... hehehehe this totally not evil letter

@EvilRob oh right.. blegh

@LettuceRob119 YES now shut up you buffoon your dead remember? Can't swiiim?

@EvilRob
"I congratulated my evil twin when she got pregnant, but that's when I realized, the father was the evil knife clown"

@EvilRob he as in me?

@SPWithLizzie good, he's delusional and can't be trusted, unlike me. You can trust me right? Muwhahaha!! I'm not evil and untrustworthy at alll!!! Hehe

@SPWithLizzie uh-.. congratulations?
Um I mean
EEEEEVILL CONGRATULATIONS!

@EvilRob
Also
Don't tag @EvilLizz
She's on maternity leave :3

@EvilRob
Yeah don't worry
I wasn't planning on it :3

You see @SPWithLizzie, that worked because Rob can't doesn't know how to swim.. so he drowned.. hehehe now the forces of good and evil are unbalanced! Join me and.. uhhh I'll uh.. um.. give you uhh.. UNLIMITED!! Uh.. chi, no umm yes UNLIMITED CHIPOTLE!!!! FOREVVVVERRR

@LettuceRob119 hehehehe I won... using evil hehehehehehehe... wait, now I have no accomplices... @EvilLizz I'm putting together a team. And with your specific skill set we could rule the world, but like all evil n stuff, you dig?

@EvilRob NOOOOO!!! You shot lightning into my boat.. EVIL LIGHTNING!!! THAT LIGHTNING HAD BAD INTENTIONS, HOW COULD YOUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu (blup)