Ladies and gentlemen, today I am proud to announce the launch of a new line of combat vehicles! The flagship of our new Perekhvatchik series of jets, named after the legendary thunder dragon, Druk, boasts an impressive arsenal fit for both Air-to-Air and Air-to-Ground combat. Our test pilots have a 95% satisfaction rate with the weapons system. They can also rest easy knowing that any incoming ordinance will be deflected with our pattent pending “Dragonscale” missile aversion system. Air brakes have also been installed to ensure a quick landing, and less ground collisions. Sleek. Powerful. Legendary. Get yours today! (Dragon Wing Industries isn’t liable for client casualties.)