Lonely?
Need someone to talk to?
Desperate to kiss a robot?
Why, do I have the product for you!
It's a (slightly "scrapped together") talking dummy!
But no, not just any talking dummy, this one is based off a Soian Standard-form unit, specifically a PS or MS unit!
Allegedly.
Anyways, $300 SOD a pop to pay for the umbrella, two brooms, kite, small size Graingy bulk storage drum, piece of plywood, and cool stick I found used to make it.
Oh yeah and the bucket of yellow paint.
No lowballs, I know what I have.
Specifications
General Characteristics
- Created On Windows
- Wingspan 4.4ft (1.3m)
- Length 3.3ft (1.0m)
- Height 6.0ft (1.8m)
- Empty Weight 347lbs (157kg)
- Loaded Weight 347lbs (157kg)
Performance
- Wing Loading N/A
- Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
- Drag Points 1444
Parts
- Number of Parts 30
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 75
And me too, probably.
Just to be clear, this thing is NOT authorised in any sense of the word by absolutely ANY of my superiors.
If you tell them you're dead.
@skelyButActuallyCJ Fine.
$299.99 SOD.
I AINT PAYING 300 DOLLARS FOR A WORK MADE BY THE CHEAP LORD!!
@OrangeConnor2 ye
Are you hungry or something?
@OrangeConnor2 pop
@Graingy You’re making no sense.
As per usual.
@OrangeConnor2 crackle
@Graingy What?
@OrangeConnor2 Snap!
Jerk.
@OrangeConnor2 And there's the joy in it.
It isn't for me.
@Graingy ah
@Boeing727200F spite
@Ashdenpaw1 thanks for the bleach, needed it to remove the wood dust from inside my body
Tastes good too, what is the flavor?
@Ashdenpaw1 It is a fundamental flaw with your plan.
@Graingy I do not care
@OrangeConnor2 I could talk to myself instead, but this is more fun.
Have you nothing better to do?
@Ashdenpaw1 I have no mouth sorry
@Marulk How dare you insult this handsome boy
@126 Yes real money only accepted. No monopoly
I'm gonna force you to drink gallons of sprite