Your days of loneliness are over with the "Luxo Economy Floating Flying Thingamajig"! Every girl loves a man with his own private yacht, but they also want a man with his own private airoplane. What's a guy on a budget to do? Introducing the "Luxo Economy Floating Flying Thingamajig". It's a boat... it's a plane... it's a boatplane! Now you can wisk your future ex wife away, to exotic locations such as Snowstone. You can take her on a trip the see the Kraken. No woman will be able to resist once you've taken her to gaze in to the Krakens cold dead eyes. If you upvote this plan I'll include other features such as a hot tube, taco bar, a disgruntled ferret, and a beer tap righ next to the pilot seat.