Hello random person! Do you like luxury and gang violence? If you answered yes, this is the perfect car for you!

Roll down the windows and uncover that Thompson, because the Cadillac Town Sedan is now available!

Featuring a fully furnished interior, with comfortable leather seating, a custom steering wheel, and premium tinted windows, this is the perfect ride for luxury and drive by shootings!

with a top speed of 128 mph, this speedy racer can knock you off your feet! Custom tires allow you to pull incredible stunts! And woo the ladies~

This beautiful car will give you an excellent experience! A car that can do anything!
Don't believe us? Ask one of our anonymous reviewers!

"Please help I am working 6 AM-11 PM in a factory, I stand next to a machine that could rip my arms off at any moment, I'm only 12 and I cant read."

He sure does love the car!

But perhaps blue and gold isn't your style. well, we have a large selection of color sets and uses for the Sedan!

A color variant called Red Wine is a bit more modest.

A Police variant is also available! For those who keep us safe!

If you're looking to disappear for a while, the Undercover variant is perfect for you!

We hope you enjoy the new Cadillac Town Sedan!

NOTE: Cadillac is not responsible for any injuries or deaths due to the lack of seatbelts, thank you.