Are you a hitchhiker? Have you wanted to travel the galaxy? Well, fear no longer my friends, for I have the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy! (If you came for Guardians of the Galaxy, wrong one.) It can be yours for only 30 Altairian dollars! But there is a problem...we don't have any information in it.

So here's what I need you to do! I want you to create any item, any item (by "any" I still mean not everything, if you know what I mean) and create a very long and clunky description, or at least one you think would go into a hitchhiker's guide. Here are the rules.

Deadline...October 31, 2017, 12:00 Pacific Time.

Description must be modeled after a description from the HHGTTG. (No, you cannnot put "Mostly harmless".) Listen to the radio or TV series for examples.

Some restrictions still apply, like no mods, 300 part count, etc.

Must have a title.

Creations will be graded on a scale of 1-5, with categories of
Usefulness, Not Useful, Weird, and Far Out. Please state which on you will enter. Graded on looks, creativeness, functionality (although it may not be important) and weirdness.

The idea must be original and must be a successor (because we don't want good ideas getting lost)

As stated before, deadline is Oct. 31. Good luck and safe travels!

P.S. Extra points to the chap who puts "must be read in a Peter Jones-y voice.