Affectionately dubbed the "Lawn-Dart", this early supersonic fighter isn't hard to outmaneuver, but outrunning it might be a different story. Can also deliver a generous helping of bombs and then beat feet before my neighbor Tom can even call the police and report that an unidentified jet bombed out his "vineard", where he's hammering stakes into the ground constantly, every day, the metallic tapping echoing throughout the neighborhood and inside my very head, because he's oblivious to the fact that he can't grow grapes here. What an idiot.

Max munitions load: 15,000lb
Stall speed: 178mph
Max speed: I got to like 1,010ish at full throttle in a steep dive but iunno if that counts.
I couldn't be arsed to gather more data. Sue me.