Since you love blowing things up Weasel, I thought I'd make this for you. It's extremely stable even at low speeds with an air-stall speed of 158 MPH, and can cruise along at 10% throttle. Activating the weapons requires pressing Keypad 1 for guns, Keypad 2 for the primary bombs, Keypad 3 for the secondary bombs, and Keypad 4 for the missiles. Slow this thing down and bomb the crap out of the bridge if you feel like before landing in the water and shooting up a mermaid or two. Be warned, though. Taking off is a bit tricky, since to keep the airplane stable the center of gravity is in the middle of the uni-wing. Just get up to about 350 MPH and it should take off no problem due to the immense lift generated by the bodywork.