This is the best car you have ever seen. It can reach a top speed of 317 mph and has 15,000,000 HP to make you cry for mommy. It features 40 gallons of fuel to ensure that you fail to get to Mexico and enter that huge racing event thingy. It uses a durable aluminum foil frame, so that if you crash, you will crumple up and fly into the trash. Starting at just $1,250,000, you can own a Simple Car today! If you call 1-800 END THIS PLEASE right now, you can get a 0.00000001% discount on your brand new Simple Car. Throttle to drive, Roll to steer
Specifications
General Characteristics
- Created On iOS
- Wingspan 7.0ft (2.1m)
- Length 13.0ft (4.0m)
- Height 3.6ft (1.1m)
- Empty Weight 1,653lbs (750kg)
- Loaded Weight 1,919lbs (870kg)
Performance
- Wing Loading 29.7lbs/ft2 (145.1kg/m2)
- Wing Area 64.6ft2 (6.0m2)
- Drag Points 1312
Parts
- Number of Parts 13
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 128
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