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Ultimate CPAP

49.6k Graingy  7 days ago

Trouble breathing at night?

Well, do we have the invention for you!
Simply lay down in the luxurious bedding (conveniently kept pleasantly warm by the engine directly beneath it), insert the air tubes into your nostrils, and turn the lever! The ingenious ram air pressure mechanism will be mercilessly forcing oxygen down your trachea in no time flat!

Just sign this waiver, please.

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General Characteristics

  • Created On Windows
  • Wingspan 56.0ft (17.1m)
  • Length 8.5ft (2.6m)
  • Height 11.2ft (3.4m)
  • Empty Weight 19,677lbs (8,925kg)
  • Loaded Weight 19,810lbs (8,985kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading N/A
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 7448

Parts

  • Number of Parts 64
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 165
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    @Graingy I died and I want a refund

    2 days ago
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    49.6k Graingy

    @Hughey6576 Shove it down your throat.

    6 days ago
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    Could you make a version with a full face mask? I have trouble breathing through my nose.

    6 days ago
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    49.6k Graingy

    @Bigolfishboy You’ll never have breathing issues again.
    @Unwanted No probably about it, it is certain.

    7 days ago
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    52.9k Unwanted

    @Graingy probably will.

    7 days ago
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    2,069 Bigolfishboy

    As someone who uses a CPAP irl,

    I NEED IT!!!!!!!!!

    7 days ago
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    49.6k Graingy

    @KorKaiorWhatever Enjoy the bends.
    @Boeing727200F Congratulations.
    @Unwanted Yes I’m sure the other band members will appreciate adding an 8-cylinder engine to their midst.

    7 days ago
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    52.9k Unwanted

    @Graingy I need this for band bro

    7 days ago
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    @Graingy finally after [REDACTED] years i can smell thanks to stacking 2 of these on top of each other. but then i remember i did this outside and near a railroad and had a consist of ALCos run by and now i have stage 7 lung cancer.

    7 days ago
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    @Graingy
    Don't need it
    That breath changed my life
    All my cells have been oxygenated forever

    +1 7 days ago
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    49.6k Graingy

    @KorKaiorWhatever No refunds.

    7 days ago
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    @Graingy
    Aw shucks
    At least it was the most heavenly breath I'd ever taken

    7 days ago
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    49.6k Graingy

    @KorKaiorWhatever you signed the waiver didgeridoo

    7 days ago
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    My lungs exploded :(

    7 days ago
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    49.6k Graingy

    @KiwiDrone why thank you

    7 days ago
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    105 KiwiDrone

    Nobel in Medicine

    +1 7 days ago
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    49.6k Graingy

    You just said "has heart attack"

    7 days ago
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    49.6k Graingy

    @dolphlombardi Generally asterisks are used.

    7 days ago
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    AHHHHHH "has heart attack"

    7 days ago
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    absolute cinema

    7 days ago
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    Truly inspired.

    7 days ago
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    49.6k Graingy

    @WexlyLufthartFlugzeugbau That’s gonna cost you extra.
    @Boeing727200F Buy two and put the second one on top of the first one for more RPM.

    +1 7 days ago
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    @Graingy nothing as my nose still is clogged 24/7/365.

    7 days ago
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    @Graingy oh i would like it turbocharged as well so like 50x times faster, hes got some bigger problem

    7 days ago
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    49.6k Graingy

    @WexlyLufthartFlugzeugbau Call me.
    Use a burner phone, though.

    +1 7 days ago
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