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Ultimate CPAP

52.6k Graingy  3 months ago

Trouble breathing at night?

Well, do we have the invention for you!
Simply lay down in the luxurious bedding (conveniently kept pleasantly warm by the engine directly beneath it), insert the air tubes into your nostrils, and turn the lever! The ingenious ram air pressure mechanism will be mercilessly forcing oxygen down your trachea in no time flat!

Just sign this waiver, please.

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General Characteristics

  • Created On Windows
  • Wingspan 56.0ft (17.1m)
  • Length 8.5ft (2.6m)
  • Height 11.2ft (3.4m)
  • Empty Weight 19,677lbs (8,925kg)
  • Loaded Weight 19,810lbs (8,985kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading N/A
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 7448

Parts

  • Number of Parts 64
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 165
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    @Graingy yes

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    @CloverAerospaceDivision What does that have to do with the IRS?

    one month ago
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    @Graingy too bad the law can't get me I ate the IRS.

    one month ago
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    @CloverAerospaceDivision That's a warranty void.

    one month ago
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    @Graingy proceeds to reach into the screen of my iPad and go out of your screen and eat you

    one month ago
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    @CloverAerospaceDivision You can't eat some pebble off the side of the road and claim it's me.

    one month ago
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    @Graingy bru ts the goofiest argument ever 😭

    one month ago
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    @Graingy Unmistakens

    one month ago
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    @CloverAerospaceDivision You're mistaken.

    one month ago
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    @Graingy I still have digested you

    one month ago
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    @CloverAerospaceDivision I am not some lowly gizzard stone!

    one month ago
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    @Graingy proceeds to digest a rock

    one month ago
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    @CloverAerospaceDivision I'm a rock.

    one month ago
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    @Graingy okay i'll eat you then

    one month ago
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    @CloverAerospaceDivision no

    one month ago
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    @Graingy you have one now

    one month ago
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    @CloverAerospaceDivision What
    What chair?
    I don't have a chair.

    one month ago
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    @Graingy Lies. all I need to save myself is eat your wooden chair and unleash freedom and democracy on your computer.

    one month ago
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    @CloverAerospaceDivision Not all the power in the world could ever save you now.

    one month ago
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    @Graingy calls close air support

    one month ago
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    @CloverAerospaceDivision Run.

    one month ago
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    @Graingy am I cooked

    one month ago
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    @CloverAerospaceDivision I will not accept such slander

    one month ago
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    @Graingy
    CPAP ❌

    CRAP ✅

    one month ago
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    @KorKaiorWhatever Do you see my point?

    2 months ago
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