Trouble breathing at night?
Well, do we have the invention for you!
Simply lay down in the luxurious bedding (conveniently kept pleasantly warm by the engine directly beneath it), insert the air tubes into your nostrils, and turn the lever! The ingenious ram air pressure mechanism will be mercilessly forcing oxygen down your trachea in no time flat!
Just sign this waiver, please.
Specifications
Spotlights
- Boeing727200F 7 days ago
General Characteristics
- Created On Windows
- Wingspan 56.0ft (17.1m)
- Length 8.5ft (2.6m)
- Height 11.2ft (3.4m)
- Empty Weight 19,677lbs (8,925kg)
- Loaded Weight 19,810lbs (8,985kg)
Performance
- Wing Loading N/A
- Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
- Drag Points 7448
Parts
- Number of Parts 64
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 165
@Graingy I died and I want a refund
@Hughey6576 Shove it down your throat.
Could you make a version with a full face mask? I have trouble breathing through my nose.
@Bigolfishboy You’ll never have breathing issues again.
@Unwanted No probably about it, it is certain.
@Graingy probably will.
As someone who uses a CPAP irl,
I NEED IT!!!!!!!!!
@KorKaiorWhatever Enjoy the bends.
@Boeing727200F Congratulations.
@Unwanted Yes I’m sure the other band members will appreciate adding an 8-cylinder engine to their midst.
@Graingy I need this for band bro
@Graingy finally after [REDACTED] years i can smell thanks to stacking 2 of these on top of each other. but then i remember i did this outside and near a railroad and had a consist of ALCos run by and now i have stage 7 lung cancer.
@Graingy
Don't need it
That breath changed my life
All my cells have been oxygenated forever
@KorKaiorWhatever No refunds.
@Graingy
Aw shucks
At least it was the most heavenly breath I'd ever taken
@KorKaiorWhatever you signed the waiver didgeridoo
My lungs exploded :(
@KiwiDrone why thank you
Nobel in Medicine
You just said "has heart attack"
@dolphlombardi Generally asterisks are used.
AHHHHHH "has heart attack"
absolute cinema
Truly inspired.
@WexlyLufthartFlugzeugbau That’s gonna cost you extra.
@Boeing727200F Buy two and put the second one on top of the first one for more RPM.
@Graingy nothing as my nose still is clogged 24/7/365.
@Graingy oh i would like it turbocharged as well so like 50x times faster, hes got some bigger problem
@WexlyLufthartFlugzeugbau Call me.
Use a burner phone, though.