"You may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife, And you may tell yourself, This is not my beautiful house And you may tell yourself, This is not my beautiful wife" - David Byrne (Talking Heads) Oh my! What is this? The midlife crisis! Quick! You run for the garage, is it still here? Yes! Your Gontar Alpine, the one you used to have for collection, quick! You head into town looking for a garage... Fire Bird Customs? Seems good enought... What happened to the alpine? It is barely recognizable, it's like it was on steroids! It's got a huge 700 hp supercharged V8 with a heavy duty suspension that gives the torque of a panzer tank, and to compliment the setup, a handmade supercharger scoop and long loud exhaust pipes that would make a civic owner die of shame. It's done, you may not find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife, but atleast you can find yourself behind he wheel of a large automobile, more accurately behind the wheel of a 60's style gasser. What now? Well, go find a long straight highway to nowhere, and foor it, better die in a huge fireball wreck than of old age, right?

Links

original car: https://www.simpleplanes.com/a/10KJ9u/Gontar-356-Alpine

the song referenced in the description: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8

never gonna give you up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLzxrzFCyOs

belgian fries recipe: https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/the-one-and-only-truly-belgian-fries-40036

james may: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyimUCBIo6c