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Deer

50.5k Graingy  3 months ago

Poor thing's frozen up like a deer in headlights...

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General Characteristics

  • Successors 1 airplane(s) +70 bonus
  • Created On Windows
  • Wingspan 1.2ft (0.4m)
  • Length 5.8ft (1.8m)
  • Height 5.8ft (1.8m)
  • Empty Weight 386lbs (175kg)
  • Loaded Weight 386lbs (175kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading N/A
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 1234

Parts

  • Number of Parts 27
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 66
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    50.5k Graingy

    Me using the same joke twice within the space of a few hours cannot be stopped.

    Pinned 3 months ago
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    1,536 Scrugy51

    @Graingy Mostly

    2 months ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @Scrugy51 alive for the moment, I see.

    +1 2 months ago
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    1,536 Scrugy51

    @Graingy These jokes..

    Oh deer

    2 months ago
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    31.2k YarisSedan

    driving in my tru-

    +1 2 months ago
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    107k Monarchii

    @Graingy aight bet

    2 months ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii do it no balls

    2 months ago
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    107k Monarchii

    @Graingy would be funny I think

    2 months ago
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    Driving in my car right after a beer hey that bump is shaped like a deer

    2 months ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii I don’t follow? Like something that detects you coming and flips up from the ground at the worst time?

    2 months ago
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    107k Monarchii

    your primary goal is to bypass the deer before it blocks you, or y'know, you can use it as an impromptu ramp if you're not speedy yet not slow

    2 months ago
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    107k Monarchii

    @Graingy while that would be funny, I just suddenly thought it would be objectively funnier if it were a steel target cutout that pops up but like, it's roadblock kind of hard, y'know what, I could make that in SP probably.. I just need to find a cutout to copy and then kitbash a thing with the targetDistance string

    2 months ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii Battleship Deer

    2 months ago
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    107k Monarchii

    @Graingy makes me very curious though, a 45,000t deer on the road is objectively hilarious for anyone that it comes across(well, maybe except cars)

    2 months ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii There’s nothing that can be done.
    @BOSSentinel It’s a stationary prop made to advertise something(which it promptly outperformed). Probably very poorly.

    2 months ago
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    @Graingy how do it stack up Against this

    2 months ago
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    107k Monarchii

    @Graingy er, headlights up?

    2 months ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii Buck-le up kids for Grain's wild ride

    2 months ago
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    107k Monarchii

    @Graingy I deer you to >:3

    2 months ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii You require beatings.

    2 months ago
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    107k Monarchii

    @Graingy don't worry, it only deers damage to me exclusively.

    2 months ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii I get that even less

    2 months ago
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    107k Monarchii

    @Graingy charming, that was a typo. though I'm gonna say it's a "Rusa" FOR ANOTHER BAD PUN HA

    2 months ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii I get the first awful pun, but eight is lost on me.

    2 months ago
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    107k Monarchii

    @Graingy it c-an'tler be worse than this, eight?

    2 months ago
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