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Deer

48.3k Graingy  one month ago

Poor thing's frozen up like a deer in headlights...

Spotlights

General Characteristics

  • Created On Windows
  • Wingspan 1.2ft (0.4m)
  • Length 5.8ft (1.8m)
  • Height 5.8ft (1.8m)
  • Empty Weight 386lbs (175kg)
  • Loaded Weight 386lbs (175kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading N/A
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 1234

Parts

  • Number of Parts 27
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 66
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    48.3k Graingy

    Me using the same joke twice within the space of a few hours cannot be stopped.

    Pinned one month ago
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    1,534 Scrugy51

    @Graingy Mostly

    16 days ago
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    48.3k Graingy

    @Scrugy51 alive for the moment, I see.

    +1 16 days ago
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    1,534 Scrugy51

    @Graingy These jokes..

    Oh deer

    16 days ago
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    31.1k YarisSedan

    driving in my tru-

    +1 23 days ago
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    104k Monarchii

    @Graingy aight bet

    one month ago
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    48.3k Graingy

    @Monarchii do it no balls

    one month ago
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    104k Monarchii

    @Graingy would be funny I think

    one month ago
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    Driving in my car right after a beer hey that bump is shaped like a deer

    one month ago
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    48.3k Graingy

    @Monarchii I don’t follow? Like something that detects you coming and flips up from the ground at the worst time?

    one month ago
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    104k Monarchii

    your primary goal is to bypass the deer before it blocks you, or y'know, you can use it as an impromptu ramp if you're not speedy yet not slow

    one month ago
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    104k Monarchii

    @Graingy while that would be funny, I just suddenly thought it would be objectively funnier if it were a steel target cutout that pops up but like, it's roadblock kind of hard, y'know what, I could make that in SP probably.. I just need to find a cutout to copy and then kitbash a thing with the targetDistance string

    one month ago
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    48.3k Graingy

    @Monarchii Battleship Deer

    one month ago
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    104k Monarchii

    @Graingy makes me very curious though, a 45,000t deer on the road is objectively hilarious for anyone that it comes across(well, maybe except cars)

    one month ago
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    48.3k Graingy

    @Monarchii There’s nothing that can be done.
    @BOSSentinel It’s a stationary prop made to advertise something(which it promptly outperformed). Probably very poorly.

    one month ago
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    48.7k Unwanted

    @Graingy how do it stack up Against this

    one month ago
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    104k Monarchii

    @Graingy er, headlights up?

    one month ago
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    48.3k Graingy

    @Monarchii Buck-le up kids for Grain's wild ride

    one month ago
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    104k Monarchii

    @Graingy I deer you to >:3

    one month ago
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    48.3k Graingy

    @Monarchii You require beatings.

    one month ago
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    104k Monarchii

    @Graingy don't worry, it only deers damage to me exclusively.

    one month ago
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    48.3k Graingy

    @Monarchii I get that even less

    one month ago
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    104k Monarchii

    @Graingy charming, that was a typo. though I'm gonna say it's a "Rusa" FOR ANOTHER BAD PUN HA

    one month ago
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    48.3k Graingy

    @Monarchii I get the first awful pun, but eight is lost on me.

    one month ago
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    104k Monarchii

    @Graingy it c-an'tler be worse than this, eight?

    one month ago
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