FOR SALE: Ford 8N Tractor GT Type R – Built by a Certified Psychopath, Blessed by ChaosEver look at a tractor and think, “Needs more turbo and emotional instability”?Well buckle up, because this Ford 8N GT Type R is what happens when horsepower meets unresolved issues.Built by a certified psychopath. Blessed by chaos. Forged in a barn. Feared by God.Features include:Turbo that kicks in like it’s mad at you.Cardboard spoiler — purely decorative, entirely necessary.Shifts like a bag of wrenches in a cement mixer.Zero safety. Zero logic. 100% danger.Still technically a tractor. Emotionally? A missile.Perfect for ruining quiet mornings, racing barn owls, or asserting mechanical dominance over the family lawnmower.---WARNING: May cause uncontrollable confidence, spontaneous engine fires, or declarations ofindependence from your county. Buyer assumes all risk, glory, and permanent emotional attachment. Drive it like you stole it from a parallel universe.