the Lord spake, saying, First shalt
           thou take out the Holy Pin.
           Then, shalt thou count to three, no more,
           no less.
          Three shalt be the number thou shalt
          count, and the number of the counting
          shalt be three.
          Four shalt thou not count,
          nor either count thou two, excepting that
          thou then proceed to three.
          Five is right out.
          Once the number three,
          being the third number, be reached, then
          lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of
          Antioch towards thy foe, who being
          naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.