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The dankest plane doesn’t exi-

1,259 ThatOneF15Eagle  6.2 years ago

It does.
Packed with 3 OP Interceptor spam-launchers, a bomb that goes NO U to whoever you throw it at, weapon bays with 8 Guardian missiles, two guns that destroy everything except the bridges at Krakabloa, infinite countermeasures, supreme speed, awesome maneuverability, and dank memes.
So it’s a fighter-bomber-attacker-interceptor-multirole everything combined into one airframe and fueled by a Mountain Dew and Doritos combo. It’s superior over every fighter in the SP website (jk there are a lot of great ones, some of which are actually slightly better) and is the ruler of all islands (also jk) and will kill anybody who threatens him (and again, also jk). However, if you manage to befriend him, he will gladly help you whenever you wish.

I don’t mean to offend anybody by the summary, it’s just a plane with dank memes strapped to it. I hope you understand. Tell me if you want it to be downloadable, and if I get enough comments telling me to upload it, be sure to type T to get tagged. (Credits to the inventor of that.)