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Flying for dummies

471 FlyingFartbag  7.0 years ago

Hallooooooooooooo! I am FlyingFartBag but you can call me Mr. A. or "A", Seeing as that is my for dummies name. Today we are learning to fly @Thomasj041's new KC-135! you guys: ufirjjdhrheudjdjjejdifijrjejdjhfj!! me: QUIET!!!! MAGGOTS! some random guy in the back: meep. me: Good. To take off, "simply" throttle 'er up, and pull back. Of course, if you wish to be cool, just throt-n-trim. Trim going down, obviously. To cruise, point in the direction you wish to go, and press AG1. This is autopilot. I should mention, put the vtol all the way up on landing or deceleration. This turns the fuel boom fins against the wind and causes resistance. To land, disengage autopilot and come to final approach range (usually about 3-400 meters.). On final approach, gears go down with G, and hit AG1. This keeps you level on descent. Also, throttle down when your nose cockpit and all gets over the runway. Hold brakes. Brake like there's no tomorrow. -ASTHETICS- Vtol- Down to 45°. AG2-Lights. I hope you guys enjoyed this comical tutorial on Thomasj041's KC-135.

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    @Mox Ive seen some of the first season, my parents were watching it and I heard noises, soooo obviously, with how curious I am, went to go see what it was and mum and I watched 3 or 4 episodes. Lulz

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    16.2k Mox

    @FlyingFartbag bingo ;);)

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    @Mox Arrested Development reference?

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    16.2k Mox

    Also it's Mr. F
    I love whoever got that joke

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    16.2k Mox

    Ok

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    22.6k Visify

    Comedy gold!

    7.0 years ago