In 1945, when Berlin fell to the Russians, many believed that after Hitler committed suicide, the Russians took his remains and preserved them. The truth is that Hitler's remains were used as dead weight in a Soviet rocket, but when the rocket's guidance systems malfunctioned and sent the craft spiraling away from Earth, complete contact was lost with the rocket. Hitler's remains were drifting aimlessly through space for over 70 years. In 2035, the United States government decided there was no other way to defeat terrorism once and for all, than to take the entirety of the Middle East, and put it in space. So all of the American helicopters available picked up the entire area of land, and allowed NASA to stick a rocket underneath it. The rocket then lifted the land mass into space, putting it into orbit. Little did the US know, the orbit they put the Middle East into would be a collision course with Hitler. Within hours, the rocket, and the Taliban headquarters stationed on the relocated Middle East, smashed into each other. The force of the collision fused Taliban leaders, the rocket, and Hitler together. This lead to the creation of Osama Bin Mecha Hitler. Osama Bin Mecha Hitler would go on to recruit aliens of all kinds to create the 4th Reich. This lead to the creation of the Space Nazis. They have finally revealed themselves to Earth, performing strikes using their new attack planes, the Super Space Stuka. Amateur footage recorded one of these strikes. No one knows what is to come, for the dawn of the Space Nazis is upon us.

(I don't know either, okay?)