Once Upon A Time Shrek Was Quick Scoping Noobs On COD In His Swamp Until Illuminati Came And Stole His Mountain Dew And Doritos! Shrek Was Angry So He Hoped In His Swamp Copter And Followed Illuminati To Elmo's World. Shrek Saw Illuminati Fly To Elmo's House So He Followed On His Flying Banana Shrek Found Illuminati Holding Elmo At Gun Point "Don't Move Or I'll Shoot" Illuminati Said. But Just When Shrek Was About To 360 No Scope Illuminati Elmo Pulled Of His Mask And It Was Secretly John Cena In Disguise! (John Cena Theme Plays With Airhorns) Just Before John Cena Was Going To RKO Illuminati Harry Potter Flew Out Of Nowhere And Quick Scoped John Cena But Then Suddenly...

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