'What's this?? Sir!! A giant gunship STEVE has appeared on our radar!!'
(What do you do?)
- Order all hands on deck
- Run, tail between your legs
- Call you mom
- Order a bagel
- Picachu! I choose you!
'What's this?? Sir!! A giant gunship STEVE has appeared on our radar!!'
(What do you do?)
- Order all hands on deck
- Run, tail between your legs
- Call you mom
- Order a bagel
- Picachu! I choose you!
@Windwaker5000 Ai't . 3 .
@OtterOfToast let me think of a battle plan
@Windwaker5000 Care to play again?
@OtterOfToast well I was gonna die anyway because of my dog
@Windwaker5000 YOU ESCAPE YOUR DYING SHIP!! - MECHAHITLER IS CAUGHT IN THE EXPLOSION - YOU ARE SHOT MID-AIR BY STEVE!! - YOU LOSE THE GAME!!
GAME OVER
Score: One big Mechahitler.
Good job!
@OtterOfToast I put me fat dog's in the room with some beans with me and jump out the window. My dogs fart will destroy entire countries.
@Windwaker5000 PUTIN DOESN'T LIKE YOU OR YOUR DEAD JEWISH CREW!! - HE REFUSES!! - MECHAHITLER IS BANGNING ON THE DOOR TO YOUR BRIDGE!! - (What now??)
@OtterOfToast I call putin for vodka powered weapons
@Windwaker5000 OBAMA IS IN OFFICE!! - HE IGNORES YOUR HAIL!! - MECHAHITLER CONTINUES TO SLAUGHTER YOUR SHIPS LAST CREW!
@OtterOfToast Ask help from America , Britton and the Soviet Union
@Windwaker5000 MECHAHITLER SLAUGHTERS YOUR PRESUMABLY JEWISH CREW!! - (What now?)
@OtterOfToast I sit in a chair and wait for something to happen
@Windwaker5000 MECHAHITLER BOARDS YOUR CRAFT!! - STEVE IS IMMUNE TO CHEESE!!! - (What now???)
@OtterOfToast I simple get all the cheese on board and yell, THROW THE CHEESE!!
@Windwaker5000 YOUR BAGEL WAS INEFFECTIVE!! - STEVE CHARGES ITS SUPER MECHAHITLER TO BOARD YOUR SHIP!! - (What now??)
@OtterOfToast when in doubt, throw a bagle at it! ( the words I live by)
@Windwaker5000 YOU EAT A DELICIOUS BAGEL! - STEVE believes you to be a JEW! - STEVE is charging up his super laser!!
(WHAT DO YOU DO???)
Bagle
@Frostx27
You fart in STEVE direction and do the chicken dance! It's not very effective!
STEVE has had enough of you and slaps you out of the sky!!
--Game over-- Score: A rubber chicken.
Fart on his face and do a Chicken Dance @OtterOfToast
@OtterOfToast Hmmmm.
@Glaceon
Where do I not get all of this ;3
@OtterOfToast Where the hell are you getting all of this? e.e
@Glaceon
You fire your ship's Tunguskas!! They deal some damage to STEVE!
STEVE fires a Gatling! Your right engine is hit!!
You've taken damage and have lost one engine. What do you do now?
@OtterOfToast Uhhh, Fire.