Once upon a time there was a lovely turtle. Her name was Turtle, she came from mystical
lands. She had powers, one of her powers was to not eat poop. And there was a random turtle. That turtle's name was Junk. Turtle was not impressed by his name. Junk then started eating his own poop. Turtle exploded, Junk exploded. No turtles lived happily ever after. except the kid that shot them both.
Here's the video...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-5jw60
Bert The Turtle (The Duck And Cover Song)
There was a turtle by the name of Bert
And Bert the Turtle was very alert
When danger threatened him he never got hurt
He knew just what to do
He'd duck and cover, duck and cover
He'd hide his head and tail and four little feet
He'd duck and cover!
He hid beneath his little shell until the coast was clear
Then one by one his head and tail and legs would reappear
By acting calm and cool he proved he was a hero, too
For finding safety is the bravest wisest thing to do
And now his little friends are just like Bert
And every turtle is very alert
When danger threatens them they never get hurt
They know just what to do
They duck and cover, duck and cover
They hide their heads and tails and four little feet
They duck and cover!
He hid beneath his little shell until the coast was clear
Then one by one his head and tail and legs would reappear
By acting calm and cool he proved he was a hero, too
For finding safety is the bravest wisest thing to do
And now his little friends are just like Bert
And every turtle is very alert
When danger threatens them they never get hurt
They know just what to do
They duck and cover, duck and cover
They hide their heads and tails and four little feet
They duck and cover!
They duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, and cover
@Matt77o9 ._.
@ShatterFox i got bored
._. tf?