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pretend we're all cooks in a kitchen and we have ZERO idea of what we're making

19.0k Velocity250  3 days ago
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    54.2k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F ... so you can type this but not explain? Odd.

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    @Graingy I was going to explain more but then my teacher pulled up goguaridan (conveniently when I was updating that comment) so I'll have to explain later, as its still up as of typing this.

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    54.2k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F okay, why were there so many robots? Where are they coming from?

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    @Graingy
    mass panic incident.

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    54.2k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F Why are there robots in the streets?

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    @Graingy surprisingly enough just driving down streets.
    there has been a pretty bad mass panic incident (lore that was going to be included with the EB-53H as it played a part in this incident) recently leading to the deaths of a lot of robots. just got a couple people to go around in trucks and scoop corpses off the ground.

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    54.2k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F okay where did you get them though
    also big microwave don't touch it

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    @Graingy yeah that's why there's like a ton of various robot corpses in a shipping container on site at all times.
    anyways back to what I was doing before this

    WHO PUT A 22 THOUSAND POUND GRAND SLAM IN THE MICROWAVE!?

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    54.2k Graingy

    Well, most robots need electronics.

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    54.2k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F And robots also need electronics.
    I don't think stealing copper wiring from your neighbours while they're on vacation counts as a mining operation.

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    @Graingy aircraft need electronics?
    robots have electronics.

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    54.2k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F Okay, Cad Bane.

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    @Graingy high prices of computer parts have lead to some desperate times.

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    54.2k Graingy

    How'd you end up with a stockpile of prosthetic legs?

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    @Graingy alright I'm back.
    I just drove myself to the nearest hospital.
    also if I really want a robot leg I already have a ton of them stored somewhere, I would have already gave myself one.

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    54.2k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F Because I don't think the tech is quite there for the "cool" factor to outweigh the "pain in the ass" factor.

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    54.2k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F Is this your handy-dandy 3 step plan to get a robot leg?

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    @Graingy no I’ll deal with it

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    54.2k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F Should I call 911?

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    @Graingy yep this time.

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    54.2k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F Oh.
    Uh, hopital?

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    @Graingy blood, from a bullet wound.

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    54.2k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F But what about the one in the peanut butter jar?
    Whatever. Is the red liquid soaking your pants blood or ketchup?

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    WHO JUST SHOT ME IN THE LEG

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