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[Artwork] The Origins of John "Boeing727200F" Fox

54.1k Graingy  yesterday










I have no idea if I'm right, but it'd certainly explain some things.


This took me 11 hours to draw...

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    54.1k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F I've been doing the same thing since this all began.
    Just... waiting it out.
    Sigh.

    22 hours ago
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    @Graingy

    As such, this concept may not come so naturally to you, but divine will is a very real thing where the Soians are involved.
    I'm not in this jar because they can't get me out, I'm in this jar because they have decided they want me to stay in here until some future event that not I nor, in all likelihood, they know of yet.


    Ok well I’m just going to be over in this corner and just sit.
    Why do I even try?
    I don’t know anymore. :)

    22 hours ago
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    54.1k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F IF.
    Boeing, neither of us are religious. You're not religious; I'm not either, assuming worship as a prerequisite for classification.
    As such, this concept may not come so naturally to you, but divine will is a very real thing where the Soians are involved.
    I'm not in this jar because they can't get me out, I'm in this jar because they have decided they want me to stay in here until some future event that not I nor, in all likelihood, they know of yet.
    Don't bother trying. They'll know what you're doing and block you for that reason.

    +2 23 hours ago
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    @Graingy so I can in theory take a semi truck (a surplus military truck and a trailer that fits it) with a disassembled aircraft (and other stuff that will be necessary) into universe-1 if I get the permits to do so. I mean you did tell me how to contact a way to start the process of getting a way into universe-1 so there’s that.
    How do you think it will be possible to get these permits?

    23 hours ago
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    54.1k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F You'd first have to get access to Universe-1, while also getting a permit to take such cargo with you.
    Good luck with that.

    +1 23 hours ago
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    @Graingy hmmm, so a turboprop can do the job. And I have to assemble an aircraft IN universe-1?
    Only real problem is how to get the parts, shoot down your plane and leave.
    oof.

    23 hours ago
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    54.1k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F Several hundred KPH.
    A thousand metres or so.
    Impossible. We've been through this before, the Soians are very careful with Universe-1 security. PA-002 can hardly bust in on his best days; there's no chance you can do it with whatever offbrand technology you think you have.

    +1 23 hours ago
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    Questions.
    So how fast do you think the jet is going?
    How low do you think it is going?
    How hard is it to bring aircraft though universes and back?
    Because I might try to get an interceptor to attempt to bring it down, somehow, someway.
    (And possibly a mid sized cargo plane)

    23 hours ago
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    54.1k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F I don't think that opportunity is forthcoming.

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    @Graingy if given the opportunity i will blow the top of your jar prison off with a sawed down double barrel shotgun

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    @Graingy Oh ok.
    Hmm I need to stop taking stuff so literally…

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    54.1k Graingy

    @TheLoadingGorilla We vary massively in size. I am very much on the smaller end of things. Consult the Library of Guy for more information.
    It's a figure of speech.

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    Wait, on a good day? Does your height fluctuate??

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    @Graingy But that’s natural for your species(?) though right?

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    54.1k Graingy

    @TheLoadingGorilla Dude. I'm like 2cm tall on a good day.
    You have no right to chastise me here!

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    @Graingy Hey don’t insult the vertically challenged! :(

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    54.1k Graingy

    @Michiganstatepolicethe2nd What's there to not get?
    It is my well-supported theory that Boeing was Frankensteined into anthropomorphism by licking a running alternator.

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    .... huh

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    54.1k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F I do not know when I shall finally be freed.
    It could be days, it could be years.
    Somehow this jet still flies, low and slow as it may now be.

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    @Graingy blyat.

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    54.1k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F Unfortunately, I have been returned to the plane.
    My fate is in the hands of angels, I'm afraid.

    +1 yesterday
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    @Graingy I’m gonna smash the jar your in :)

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    54.1k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F NO NOT MY uh my uhhh ongoing project.

    Look, irradiated pickle brine is hard stuff to come by, okay?

    +1 yesterday
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    hey who left this nice brick here nere this broken window?
    well look at that, a nice jar on this stool to smash with this brick :)

    +1 yesterday
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    54.1k Graingy

    @TheLoadingGorilla you little…

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