I own thermobaric warheads for home defense

who?

@Graingy both i see

@Randomplayer What fun is life without a little surprise?

@Randomplayer i wanted chips :(

@Graingy boom or slash?

@RSH10Thunderbeam how bout i keep you waiting

i have a claymore

@Randomplayer it's been 23 minutes. l̴̝͕̼͓̖͍̼͗͋̔̌̐̒̇̾̃̏̈́̾̚͘͝͠ờ̷̢̨̧̟͍͚̘̰̝̲͎͘ǫ̷̧̗̝̳̣̙̺̥͓̘͈͇̾͛͜ͅk̵̬̲̠̦͚͉͎̟͉̇͗̑͊͌͋͜ ̸̡̮͕̥͈̻͖͙̳̣͉͖͎̼̅̈́͊͜͝ơ̸͉͑̇̓̊͂̑̎̋̕̚ǘ̵͔̬̙͓̣͂͒̆́͆͆ṯ̶͕͇̝̯͚͔̟̤̬̣̀̉͊̊s̴̛̗͇̗͇̭̹͙͍̹̹̺̳̘͒̑̓̃̐̅͋̾͋͐̃̕̕͝ͅì̶̡̖͔͉̩̥̱̠̯̩͛͆̾̆̚͝ͅd̸̛̬̱̭̗͎̈́̍̈́̏́̇̏͘̕͝ę̵̛̙̰̺̫̰͙̪̩̀

@Randomplayer 10 minutes

@RSH10Thunderbeam please dont come onto my porch

@Randomplayer check your porch in about 15 minutes.

your what??