Remember this guy? Well he's back but earlier than anticipated. This image was taken by the Norwegian Navy in the North Sea and it shows Rudolph armed with a truckload of weapons. All territories 40°N latitude and potentially lower have been alerted, with every country's air forces in said latitude up in the sky to patrol every December night. The time at which Rudolph has been determined to make his strike is around December 23 to 26. There's a 50% chance of this happening, so be prepared to evacuate to the nearest underground protection for cover and hope for the best. Last year saw the deaths of 10,000 people after bombings were reported in Scandinavia, East China, and South Africa.

you will not survive this