GRAINGY SECURITY BREACH REPORT
9/18/25
Canadian Facility
At 0330 HRS, Security Personnel reported that a secure entry door was remotely unlocked.
The request was made by an IP that resides at 71°44'50.2"N 101°13'13.4"E In Novaya, Russia.
Although the system initially denied it, the security system that manages the door locks disconnected for a period of thirty seconds.
The system then went into a recalibration phase, in which a second request to the system was made, and due to the system being busy with recalibration, it granted access to open the door.
A security flaw that has not yet been reported to site security.
The door remained unlocked for five minutes until security personnel noticed it while trying to figure out what happened with the system.
The investigation is OPEN.
END OF REPORT
Additionally, what colour? Yellow? White? Orange? Black?
@Boeing727200F How unsportsmanlike!
I'll have to-
Wait.
How tall were they? Above or below 160cm?
@Graingy hu-
gets nuked by PS-562 pre anything
@Boeing727200F A joke indeed.
Shall I arrange a duel?
Giving others a fighting chance for fun is a long-held Soian tradition. If he's not busy I'm sure he'd be down for a match.
I... should warn you, however. Even not using Influence mechanisms, he has an Apparent Mass of over 13 tonnes. Don't get squished.
@Graingy
gimme some prep time and a shovel imma defeat PS-562
(oh and if you are wondering, this is a joke that in Minecraft I randomly prefer a iron shovel out of anything to go and kill shit with)
@Boeing727200F Nothing.
Nothing in existence is certain, except for three things:
1) PS-562's supreme omnipotent power
2) Geminus's eternal existence
3) PS-562's loyalty to Geminus
All three are the direct consequence of the discovery of omnipotence, which PS-562 is the holder of.
It is more fundamental than anything else that Soia, through PS-562, is the ultimate power in the Multiverse.
Of course, they don't typically use this power actively (where'd be the fun in that?), but nevertheless nothing can touch them.
@Graingy ok I’m now very interested in what can kill Soia
@Boeing727200F Yes, though reasons vary.
If it's your standard steel box IS-7, then yes. It's still a single tank from the 1940s, powerful as it is.
If it's one of those armoured warfare gods as are found in some universes, then also yes because that'd get Soia involved.
If Graingy can handle it, Graingy will handle it.
If Graingy can't handle it, Soia will handle it.
If Soia can't handle it, it literally (and I mean literally) cannot exist.
@Graingy hmmmmmmmm
Is it IS-7 proof?
@Ashdenpaw1 A Graingy "plant' (Defined as a major facility with production in all areas) is self-contained and heavily armed: a veritable fortress. Accordingly, countries have generally been iffy about letting them be set up on their territories, usually only acquiescing on the basis that having a Graingy plant in your country provides vast amounts of cheap manufactured goods. Excellent if you're trying to develop an economy fast. Or you want territorial defence on the cheap and you don't care who's doing it. Sometimes both.
The extent varies, but all plants feature militarized defence forces and extensive fortifications. The former HQ in now-Nuvavut is by far the most defended, even in spite of its gradual shrinking since 2018.
These plants are well-protected enough that during WWII the Korean plant (then in Japanese Korea) was left alone by the Japanese occupiers under the condition it not produce war materials. It simply wasn't worth attacking.
Without boring you with company history, there's a reason Graingy is often described as a quasi-state.
TL;DR: It'd make D-Day look like a beach party.
@Graingy
Okay so if I were to actually attack any of the facilities, what would I face?
AA? Shields? Enemy fighters?
@Boeing727200F ... what?
@Graingy
bet.
@Boeing727200F Uh, hundreds?
We're a large company, and they can be repaired.
@Graingy ok ummmmm.
how many portable toilets do you guys have.
because at this point I'm sure graingy has like none if people keep breaking into/destroying them.
@Boeing727200F I've stopped keeping track, honestly.
@Graingy how many times have you told users that they ended up breaking into portable toilets/blowing up one?
because it has to be over 2 times now
(It is an entirely inaccurate proposition. We've Soian ownership, our security is GOOD.)
@Graingy
(Man just go with it 3:)
In any case, what you're trying to do is patently impossible: Graingy's internal systems are not connected to the internet.
That was a portable toilet you dip.
Wasn't aware those had internet connection...
@Graingy
Have I not proven myself?
Here’s my actual main goal: I want a high position in the company