(I know KE is kinda dead rn but I've seen a little spark with BOS and voytek)
Opens door
-Oh man, I haven't been here in a whil- Wait a sec
Steps closer to the camera, one eyebrow raised
-Is that a camera!?
Looks down at chair, pats the cushion, then sits down on it
-I haven't seen one this close before, holy [bleep]...
Pulls out script from handbag
-So uhh, yeah
Sortd the pages into order
-Ahem That's right, citizens of Bell Lands, the people providing you with top tier news, is finally on TV!! And we also broadcast with colour!
Grabs a red cloth from handbag
-Look, it's red!
Small laugh to self
-Anyways, I feel like I shouldn't get too silly, considering what I'm gonna have to talk about, soo...
Flips page
-Yeah, so basically, tensions are heating up with Your Pan, and Swisherman. Basically, Swisher man has planned to reach the moon, and turn it into a death star weapon. Crazy, I know. And of course, the all might world police YourPan just had to intervene because of their land in YourUp
Sighs, and tucks a bit of hair away from her face
-Look, I get that they're trying to enforce world peace, but I think that this should be left to like, Spin, and like Jerry, and Bell Lands, y'know, but noOoOoO, they just had to butt in... Anyways, back to the script
Clears throat
-Swisherman then gave up on the plan for a bit, but then got right back at it, and the President has threatened the YourPanese guy in power to delete some chemical nuke blueprints, like Swisherman didn't invent them first!?
Puts script back in bag
-Anyways, that's all for today, I know, a bit underwhelming for a TV broadcast, but it's a first!
Gets up and leaves room
Camera closes
Tag-4
@BOSSentinel
@voytek
@keiyronelleavgeek566
"It's TV time" I said with joys
Little did I know I was about to watch a feature
A creature feature
Featuring the creature
IT'S!!
TV!! TIME!!
Yay more idiots doing idiot things
The Jerrans and Swish scientists invented the Chemical nukes and thats how it got blueprints to Jerry and how Yourpan got it bc of his Invasion which if i butt in i might have been a War criminal and would've been executed on spot in front of The whole world for using nukes and failing to defend my country
@BOSSentinel i wont mobilize the moon if you dispose the Chemical Nuke blueprints
hello I heard a new nation was founded
@SPWithLizzie i invented Chemical Nukes first in 1940s
@BOSSentinel
Ok I forgot his name but still
Also
We did like plan to split it
@SPWithLizzie Ido not recollect this, but sure.
@SPWithLizzie And the “Guy in power” is Emperor Hit-oro
@BOSSentinel
When'd you get all of RNJ?
Ong we split it
@SPWithLizzie Yeah.
@BOSSentinel
Yo what the sigma Skibidi?
@SPWithLizzie The map, hasn’t. Been updated.
I own 3/4 of Jerry, all of Nether Jim, 1/10 of Kinda, all of Aus-trail-ia , half of High-waii, and 1/7 of Next-in-co.
@BOSSentinel
Not really
I have more land than you, overseas and mainland island
(At least on the map)
Also
Yea
@SPWithLizzie I have the most land. Also, I want to declare war on Swisherman…….. MOBILIZING THE MOON????
@BOSSentinel
Fair
But I'll still be taking charge in the continent
@SPWithLizzie Look to the south. I have ~200,000 Troops and ~30,000 tanks. It’s my 21st Task force.
@BOSSentinel
Your main downside is time
It would take too long for a lot of the YourPanese forces to get to YourUp
Even with the overseas territory
So It'd either be a mix of me and you, or just me
@SPWithLizzie me, or you.
@BOSSentinel @SPWithLizzie
Well
Then saving YourUp comes down to who, but me?
@SPWithLizzie spin, is delusional. I am afraid, my utopian dreams of KE, are halted
@BOSSentinel
But still, you shouldn't be interfering with YourUp
Leave this to Spin
@BOSSentinel
Oh
Colour TV got popular very recently, and the news channel iskinda riding on it