After a 9 week basic Yourpanese training, this is what the Jerrian news media has to say about the army training:

“Week one; We were lined up in a dark room, and then five dummy grenades were thrown in with us. We all ran to the side of the room and waited for what felt like years, the Drill Sergeant pressed a button that opened the door to the next room. This next room was huge, like, 500 yards wide and long. It had burned out cars, trucks, and tanks. We were given paintball guns are were split up. They yelled over a speaker and said:’Those who win will get chosen, those who lose, are sent back to being a civilian. Start!’ And we fought the other team, and won. As they had said, the losing team was sent back to oykot.

Week 5; we were sleeping when a plane landed next to us, and we were told to pack a combat pack and grab our rifles. An hour later, we were flying over a jungle, when the drill sergeant yelled at us to jump. One by one, all 200 of us jumped from the 5 C-130’s into the dark jungle. We were then strafed by A-1J attack aircraft.

Week 9; It was the last week…. We could finally go home! The Yourpanese military is a very strong and resilient military, training in every environment they could was dangerous… but it works. One thing though, making us be paratroopers too was too much.”

After a 5 week training for the Yourpanese Air Force, this is the second and third news reporters’ story..:

Week one; We were unpacking our things, when a general walked in and yelled at us to board the busses. We were driving for about 4 hours to oykot. We parked near the Yourpanese tower and were told to run inside to the top floor. Once we got there. We were given parachutes and were pushed off of the tower!

Week 3; This was the worst…. We were put in two seat F-15M aircraft and were pushed to our absolute limits..

Week 5; We were seated in twin seated A-1J aircraft and were flown to the jungle, and we strafed a ton of moving targets, all of them had parachutes nearby..