After a 9 week basic Yourpanese training, this is what the Jerrian news media has to say about the army training:
“Week one; We were lined up in a dark room, and then five dummy grenades were thrown in with us. We all ran to the side of the room and waited for what felt like years, the Drill Sergeant pressed a button that opened the door to the next room. This next room was huge, like, 500 yards wide and long. It had burned out cars, trucks, and tanks. We were given paintball guns are were split up. They yelled over a speaker and said:’Those who win will get chosen, those who lose, are sent back to being a civilian. Start!’ And we fought the other team, and won. As they had said, the losing team was sent back to oykot.
Week 5; we were sleeping when a plane landed next to us, and we were told to pack a combat pack and grab our rifles. An hour later, we were flying over a jungle, when the drill sergeant yelled at us to jump. One by one, all 200 of us jumped from the 5 C-130’s into the dark jungle. We were then strafed by A-1J attack aircraft.
Week 9; It was the last week…. We could finally go home! The Yourpanese military is a very strong and resilient military, training in every environment they could was dangerous… but it works. One thing though, making us be paratroopers too was too much.”
After a 5 week training for the Yourpanese Air Force, this is the second and third news reporters’ story..:
Week one; We were unpacking our things, when a general walked in and yelled at us to board the busses. We were driving for about 4 hours to oykot. We parked near the Yourpanese tower and were told to run inside to the top floor. Once we got there. We were given parachutes and were pushed off of the tower!
Week 3; This was the worst…. We were put in two seat F-15M aircraft and were pushed to our absolute limits..
Week 5; We were seated in twin seated A-1J aircraft and were flown to the jungle, and we strafed a ton of moving targets, all of them had parachutes nearby..
@RepublicofWrightIsles At least no death because of the training, if there a report of death because of the training, you have right to blame Your-pan
@RB107 ITS NOT SOLDIERS, ITS NEWS REPORTERS!
@RepublicofWrightIsles um, Mate, they trying to make your soldiers into a super soldiers than can handle anything and they basically do it for free, so why not?
@RepublicofWrightIsles the high guard, is always in the power armor. The elite soldiers, are in them for weeks
@BOSKnight 𓅃𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓆑𓅲𓎢𓈎!
@RepublicofWrightIsles no. I said we do that and the space marines stuff to our high guard and elite units. They go into the T-54 armor, and stay there for weeks on end.
@BOSKnight YOU LITERALLY SAID YOU DID RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPERIMENTS! IVE HEARD THE STORIES MY GUY
@RepublicofWrightIsles what? No it isn’t. I promise.
@BOSKnight everything here except the stuff in the comments, the comments stuff is torture
@RepublicofWrightIsles this isn’t torture. Then if it is, what is your basic training compared to mine?
@BOSKnight I NEVER SAID YOU COULD TORTURE THEM!
@RepublicofWrightIsles you said I could train them,
@RB107 no, it isn't, you don't have to go through Russian sleep experiments, radiation resistance training, and space marineification
@BOSKnight you tortured my people when I gave them to you for news broadcasting
@RepublicofWrightIsles what’d I do
@BOSKnight your fucking evil
@BOSKnight bell-Jim?
@AviationLoverGEEK444 no! You have no land or country, army, naval, and airforce
@BOSKnight am I still allowed to attack someone
@RepublicofWrightIsles Thats literally my school's everyday basic training
@RepublicofWrightIsles nope. They are now fighting for yourpan. If you try to take them back, you will be met with force.
@BOSKnight
UNIT 731 TYPE SHIT😭🙏 IM TAKING THEM BACK🇩🇪
@RepublicofWrightIsles That is the best way to get troops ready for war. I do what I must… I am a superpower, and no one has complained.
@BOSKnight I DID NOT GIVE YOU CLEARANCE TO PREFORM FUCKING RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPERIMENTS, RADIATION RESILIANCE TRAINING, AND SPACE MARINIFICATION!
@BOSKnight WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO! YOUR A FUCKING WARCRIMINAL!