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Nachricht Regionale
Special Report, 1950
Independent News for Independent Jerry

Elbert Seeker’s Address Regarding the Invasion of Celestial Empire by the Unity of Ding Dong (B.E)

By Nachricht Regionale Correspondent

Today, the world bears witness to yet another chapter of unnecessary bloodshed. The Unity of Ding Dong, now known as B.E, has launched a sweeping invasion against the Celestial Empire, under the pretense of ideological hatred toward Celestial’s communist system. As the international community watches in alarm, Jerry’s leader, Elbert Seeker, has stepped forward with a response that carefully balances dignity, sharp wit, and an unwavering commitment to peace.

Speaking from the Grand Assembly Hall in Berlien, Elbert Seeker delivered a calm but pointed address to the global audience:

"There are moments when the world must collectively pause and question the true cost of an action. The invasion of the Celestial Empire by B.E is not a calculated step of necessity, but a reckless march driven by an astonishing intolerance. If the true intention of B.E is to access the resources within Celestial lands, I must wonder, why not follow the path of civilized nations? Jerry has long engaged in open and respectful trade with Celestial, and I assure you, not a single drop of blood has been required to transport a barrel of oil or a crate of iron."

"Is it truly so difficult for B.E to tolerate the existence of a different ideology? Jerry has never once required the nations we trade with to conform to our way of thinking. Whether they be kings, republics, or even ideologues, it is none of our concern. Perhaps B.E believes that the world must mirror their own reflection. I would argue, quite softly, that a mirror which reflects only oneself grows tiresome rather quickly."

Seeker continued his address by turning to the safety of Jerry’s citizens:

"I am calling upon the forces currently stationed near Celestial waters to prepare for a full-scale evacuation of Jerry’s nationals. The nearest naval group is Carrier Task Force 1, consisting of the carrier JNS Berlien and seven Type 1950 destroyers. Let me be clear, this is not a fleet of aggression. The aircraft carrier is chosen not for the projection of force, but because of its vast capacity to carry our citizens safely home. I formally request that B.E provide all necessary cooperation to allow our citizens to gather peacefully and to permit our ships to approach for evacuation without obstruction. This is a humanitarian effort, not a demonstration of arms."

In the closing of his address, Seeker offered a final plea:

"I urge B.E to reconsider the path they have chosen. There is no honor in a war waged out of prejudice. The world does not require another monument to senseless conflict. Withdraw your forces, and let this be a moment remembered not as the start of another tragedy, but as the moment where wisdom overcame impulse."

Seeker’s speech was met with widespread admiration within Jerry and abroad. His measured tone, deliberate diplomacy, and sharp critique, veiled in elegant phrasing, struck a chord with the international press.

Nachricht Regionale praised Elbert Seeker for his composed leadership and his prioritization of the safety of Jerry’s citizens above hasty military responses. The newspaper denounced B.E’s invasion as a direct calamity for global peace, a conflict born from an inability to coexist with differing ideologies.

"This is not the time for the sword, but for the steady hand," wrote Nachricht Regionale in its closing statement. "We stand firmly with our Leader Elbert Seeker, whose vision seeks not the glory of war, but the strength of a peaceful and prosperous Jerry. May wisdom prevail over hostility. May peace be with Jerry. "

End of Dispatch.