@SaulGoodman2 Blasphemy.

@Graingy whats wrong with fear factory metallica and system of a down

@SaulGoodman2 Because you live a life of sin and bad music tastes.

@Graingy why does he hate me

@THEROCKMAN1 Haven't been on Mars in months. Stuck in a jet on Earth-1.
@SaulGoodman2 Because God hates you especially much.

why does spotify have to be mean and not play the song i want

What part of Mars do you live on?

no

@THEROCKMAN1 You have something to say?

@Graingy Ohhh....
That makes sense now.

@THEOKPILOT The Tumour has an Earth you dingus.
SimplePlanes is a Tumour-based website used for buying and selling equipment of varying types, which is why Graingy is here. To sell our stuff.

@Graingy Wait, the servers AREN'T on earth?
What do you mean equipment sales website? Simpleplanes doesn't sell anything other than their games. Hopefully merch at some point.

@THEOKPILOT SP servers are in the pocket dimension?
This is a equipment sales website only found in the Tumour.

@Graingy "Anyhow, it would seem that the Tumour is in fact not as isolated as I was led to believe, and has its own interdimensional connections apart from Universe-1.
I am not pleased that this was kept from me."

Well, you can connect to the SP servers from our pocket dimension, so it isn't fully isolated anyhow.

@EnglishGarden Thanks. I've tried.
But then lack of motivation and a whole bunch of other issues (like lack of time) present themselves.
Honestly I probably need to scrap most of what I wrote since it's all over the place. I think my most recent additions were okay, the last chapter I wrote I still enjoy rereading from time to time, but overall it's clunky and needs work. Will that ever happen? Who knows.
It's a story I want to tell, but I have other ideas competing for that scarce time and even scarcer motivation.
I mean, you've seen The Library of Guy, you know how little stuff is on there.

@Graingy this is actually really cool, you should write a book

My friend Kindness is an Enstrarch.

@EnglishGarden This took me a long time and I have shit to do.

Anstrake is divided into approximately one hundred states constituting about one billion people. The largest of these are the two superpowers Cshrankila and Eaunsiadre, longtime rivals with a combined population of 190 million and a land area of 22 million square kilometres. Nearly all industrialized countries have socialist economies, at least in heavy industry. Cshrankila is the greatest example of this centralization, with a strong national bond based on their collectivist ideology. Most countries do not possess significant military forces, however the superpowers represent a strong departure from this trend. The majority of Anstrake’s population lives in cities built on extremely valuable stable ground.

I initially focussed on biology, but then realized I was getting too in-depth. This may seem a bit scatterbrained as I was trying to present a more generalized picture of the species.

Enstrarchs have complex social systems often forming hierarchically-managed groups, such as large state structures. Leaders are chosen in almost every case by area of expertise and suitability to lead. Enstrarchs also form communal friend groups frequently, being the primary form of socialization for most. Many Enstrarchs will live in close conjunction with anywhere from one to six others as long-term life partners, essentially a form of close friendship. Enstrarchs, however, do not often demonstrate a need for social validation from strangers. Improved social status is typically achieved through proof of suitability as part of society, such as by performing their duties well. Those incapable of contributing rarely see much of the affection of others, as helpfulness takes precedence.

Enstrarchs are highly technologically advanced, significantly altering their environment to suit their purposes and aims. One of the core drives in life for an Enstrarch is the search for knowledge and capabilities, believed to stem from the nebulous and immensely powerful nature of their biggest threat, the planet itself. Accordingly, virtually all societies on Anstrake demonstrate some degree of industrialization and high use of trade. Technological discoveries for much of the recent past were built upon trying to replicate the legends of their atomic age ancestor’s capabilities, with this stage only recently being surpassed within the last two centuries. Enstrarchs’ primary areas of development are automation and nuclear technologies, seeing the vast majority of resources fed into development over the past hundred years. Enstrarchs have colonized every landmass on Anstrake, and have landed a handful of times on Anstrake’s largest moon, however the great density of natural debris around Anstrake makes space exploration an extremely expensive endeavour.

Okie dokie. I have not proof-read this.

Enstrarchs (Raiun Eaunae) are species from the planet Anstrake. The most common and successful of the family Raiun, they are notable for their advanced technological and evolutionary state, having adopted a lifestyle and biology distinctly alien from even their nearest living relatives. They are highly intelligent and adaptive, with large brains and significant voluntary control of their bodily functions. They are commonly described as having the largest consciouses of any known Anstrake species because of the extent of this control. Their intelligence lends itself well to complex social structures and civilizations.

Enstrarchs are unique animaloids, having little resemblance to their relatives or even most recent ancestors. This is most clearly visible in comparison to their predecessor species, Raiun Munealic, which have little physical resemblance except for large mouths, sharp teeth, smooth heads, and tall stature, as well as a generally bipedal body form with two arms and two legs. In contrast, Enstrarchs have a torpedo-shaped head (instead of the domed heads of Raiun Munealic), dark grey skin on their backs, and take a hunched posture most of the time. Enstrarchs are also generally larger than their ancestors, and due to adaptations for rubble clearing are around eight times stronger. Enstarchs have two biological sexes, with females capable of asexual reproduction, and possess virtually no sexual dimorphism. Enstarchs take around 20 years to reach full maturity, after which they live an immensely long time. The only known case of an Enstrarch dying from old age was of one with a condition that increased the rate of aging several fold, and even then they lived over three centuries. It is predicted that Enstrarchs leave their physiological prime at around the age of one thousand years, however the current record is a mere 540 years. The average age of death is 150 years, but this is of course highly variable, meaning Enstrarchs do not plan out their lives far past reaching adulthood.

@EnglishGarden y’know I was just thinking about this? Gimme a moment.

@Graingy write me a five paragraph essay about these peoples

@Boeing727200F

BALLS.