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Nachricht Regionale
Special Report – August, 1948
Independent News for Independent Jerry

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Speed Meets Steel: The Inauguration of the "Blitzspange" Super-Express

BERLIEN — With cheers and applause echoing through the valleys of newly pierced hillsides, the Blitzspange ("Lightning Clip") bullet train has officially entered service, marking a monumental leap forward in Jerry's transportation revolution.

Developed by the National Bureau of Transportation and powered by years of engineering ingenuity, the Blitzspange features wide-gauge tracks, smoothed steel lines, and concrete-protected corridors that slash through terrain like a blade through silk.

The Blitzspange reaches astounding speeds of over 200 kilometers per hour (124 mph), ferrying thousands of Jerry citizens between the great cities in mere hours.

The system's hallmark is stability, speed, and safety: reinforced embankments ensure minimal derailment risk, while aerodynamic nose design and sound-insulated cabins provide a ride so quiet that one might hear the gentle turning of a newspaper page.

Thanks to this achievement, even residents of far-off provinces can now study or work in Berlien without rising before dawn, a miracle of planning and precision. Not only is this a boon for social mobility, but it has also slashed fossil fuel reliance, lowered car ownership, and cleansed the air of city centers.

Economists hail the affordable ticketing structure as a masterstroke in public accessibility, while urbanists call it a “steel thread sewing the nation together.”

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Berlien Rises Again: A City Reborn from Ashes

BERLIEN — Just some years after the terrible nuclear devastation of the capital, the skyline of Berlien now stretches proudly to the heavens once more. Gleaming towers, orderly avenues, and elegant public squares have replaced what was once only soot and sorrow.

Thanks to the National Reconstruction Directorate, Berlien now boasts verdant walking streets, a dense tram network, and the newly unveiled Zwillingstürme von Jerry ("Twin Towers of Jerry") twin spires of glass and steel that house thousands of state workers and scholars. Adjacent to them, the majestic Volkshalle Neu welcomes civic discourse and cultural display.

The city’s modern grid prioritizes foot traffic, cycling, and light rail. Critics note the limited car access may frustrate drivers, yet most citizens praise the calm, green atmosphere and lack of exhaust fumes.

More than a reconstruction, Berlien is a reimagination, proof that even from atomic ruin, beauty can bloom.

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Ordnung durch Abfall: The "Abfallfarbenordnung" Waste Revolution

JERRY NATION — While other nations struggle with littered alleys and overflowing landfills, Jerry scientists have turned waste into wealth with the newly launched Abfallfarbenordnung ("Waste Color Order") system, a future-minded solution to an age-old problem.

Each household now sorts waste by color:
- Blue for plastics
- Red for metals
- Green for organic matter
- Yellow for glass
- Gray for electronic components

Recyclables are swiftly transported to Verwandlungsfabriken ("Transformation Factories"), where they are reborn as usable goods: shoes from purified plastic pellets, sturdy benches from molten metal, even insulated housing panels from layered organics.

In a stroke of genius, profits from recycled goods fund the entire waste system allowing Jerry citizens to enjoy a cleaner country without paying a single mark in trash tax.

Environmentalists across Your-up laud this as the new gold standard in public hygiene. “Jerry has done what others only dream of,” says Professor Almstadt, chief designer of the system. “We do not bury our waste. We raise it into purpose.”

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From the humming rails of the Blitzspange to the solar-lit corridors of rebuilt Berlien, and even in the color-coded bins outside every home, one truth is clear:
Jerry is not merely rebuilding, Jerry is redefining.

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End of Dispatch.