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Today on Ringing The Bell: We lost the boat

11.5k SPWithLizzie  22 days ago

"Yeah, we lost the Royal Ark, we think the insurgents took it. It's not in any of our military ports, not in our civil ports, and not in our overseas territory either. So notify the government if you find it. It can't be gone for that long, it's still gonna dock to resupply, but what if it attacks any settlement?"
Says Coast Guard ministers David Tajet, after The coast guard boat (even though it's a heavy cruiser with 30 guns) Royal Ark is nowhere to be found

Extra news: Rumors of an Affair between the Princess and Adult Himler circulate between bell Lands and Jerry

These rumors have started, after the two were seen close together very often during meetings. And with Princess Elizabeth now being single too, the rumors have gotten massive, though both parties have said that they are false

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    66.0k B1BLancer

    The Republic of Spin has located it in the North Sea. An onboard sonar system of the RSS Perseverance has detected a single large object on the surface just to the West of UDD. RSS Perseverance surfaced and observed the ship identifying it as the RBS Royal Ark. three GBH-10 Kodiak Helicopters based in For-Rants landed on the RSS Lisbon, RSS Ibiza, and RSS Jib-Ralter — all Madrid-class heavy cruisers. They located the ship from the RSS Perseverance’s reconnaissance, and deployed the Elite Republic Guard onto the deck. No AA fire was reported and the insurgents willingly surrendered. We have docked the ship in the Spinnish-occupied Northern For-Rants and are awaiting Bell-ish forces to retrieve the vessel.

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    11.5k SPWithLizzie

    @B1BLancer
    As said, the crew was too drunk to do anything

    +1 21 days ago
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    66.0k B1BLancer

    @SPWithLizzie only 18? How did they manage that?!?!

    21 days ago
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    11.5k SPWithLizzie

    @B1BLancer
    Also
    After inspection, there were only 18 reported insurgents, though the boat suffered damage from inefficient maintenance, and half of the crew was found black-out drunk
    This may be because we gave them water from Rotler-Dang, which in the last 2 weeks, has had alcohol in their water supply, and we don't know why

    +1 21 days ago
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    30.6k deutschFELLA

    m8 im 190 i changed my name

    21 days ago
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    @THEOKPILOT real

    +1 21 days ago
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    @SPWithLizzie damn, that’s crazy.

    +1 21 days ago
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    11.5k SPWithLizzie

    @B1BLancer
    No problem
    :D

    +1 21 days ago
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    66.0k B1BLancer

    @SPWithLizzie no problem! My bad for the RBS, — Royal Bellish Ship

    21 days ago
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    11.5k SPWithLizzie

    @B1BLancer
    Bell Lands sends their kindest thanks to the Republic of Spin, grateful for finding their boat
    Also it's not "the RBS Royal Ark", it's just "Royal Ark", as it classifies as a coast guard boat, according to the 1847 navy doctrine

    +1 22 days ago
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    4,242 THEOKPILOT

    @keiyronelleavgeek566 I dunno, shit happens.

    +1 22 days ago
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    11.5k SPWithLizzie

    @keiyronelleavgeek566
    I dunno man it's just gone
    😭

    +1 22 days ago
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    @keiyronelleavgeek566 fR

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    23.8k RB107

    How did they stole such big ships? They need many man to operate it, and all of them must know how to sail the ship in the first place... and yeah...
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    THESE RUMORS AREN'T TRUE AT ALL

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    Yeah we sure close to you for mankind welfare but not this close. We are professional

    22 days ago
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    how do you just lose a heavy cruiser 😭🙏

    +2 22 days ago
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    11.5k SPWithLizzie

    Tag-3
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    +1 22 days ago
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    11.5k SPWithLizzie

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    11.5k SPWithLizzie

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    +1 22 days ago