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I'm sick of this one!

11.5k Cadvalto  26 days ago

Lo, I have long toiled upon this endeavour—an undertaking of mine commenced in ages past. And now, as it draws nigh unto completion, a grievous realisation hath dawned upon me, one that perchance ought to have crossed my mind from the very beginning: the dire affliction of lag besetting mine humble device. The construct beareth many parts—verily, their number surpasseth two thousand, and draweth nigh to three. Should I, in folly, attempt to rescale the form to grander dimensions, the plague of lag shall worsen still. Thus do I find myself in sore need of a device imbued with greater puissance.

Know ye, dear reader, the object of my discourse is none other than a vessel of war—a battlecruiser, born of the realm I have fashioned within mine own tale (refer, if it please thee, to the scrolls posted upon the forum titled “Roleplay Fiction Country?”). Yet to render this creation into the realm of sight requireth the utmost in detail and craftsmanship.

As for the armaments, they are near completion, tried and tested upon the field of mock battle. What remaineth is but embellishment—to lend it grace and finishing flourish.

Alas, the matter of physics, and sundry elements beyond my full understanding, hath proved most lamentable. So flawed are these aspects that I must ever refine and reforge them—until at last, weary and spent, I did abandon mine efforts.

Behold—the ship, in its current state, I do now bequeath unto thee. Proceed with it as thou wilt. Or, if it be not to thy liking, fret not—I shall take no offence. ') lol

This is the former rendition—an earlier version I did preserve, should calamity or error befall the principal project. Yet verily, even this earlier draft doth remain exceedingly laden with detail and complexity.