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KNOCKOFF EARTH!!
Nachricht Regionale
May 9, 1947
Independent News for Independent Jerry
BERLIEN’S HEART SHATTERED BY ATOMIC HORROR; JERRY MOURNS AND WITHDRAWS
By Nachricht Regionale Correspondents
BERLIEN, NO-SEE JERRY – A searing wound has been carved into the soul of No-see Jerry as Unity of Ding Dong unleashed an atomic bomb upon Berlien, No-see Jerry capital. The cataclysm stole two million lives of innocent mothers, fathers, children, friends leaving behind a city of ashes and a nation drowning in grief. In an anguished bid to spare further loss, Adult Himler, his voice trembling with sorrow, declared No-see Jerry’s withdrawal from the war. “Our people have suffered enough,” he wept, vowing to shield every remaining Jerry heart from the ravages of conflict.
Berlien’s streets, once alive with laughter and pride, now echo with the cries of the bereaved. Families sift through rubble, clutching memories of those torn away. Fury burns in every Jerry soul against Ding Dong’s merciless act. “How could they unleash such evil?” sobbed a grieving mother while hugging her daughter's corpse, her words mirroring the outrage of millions.
Amid the despair, No-see Jerry’s scientists have become beacons of hope. Grappling with the unseen menace of nuclear radiation, they’ve poured their hearts into saving Berlien. With tireless resolve, they’ve pioneered methods to combat the fallout, mending the broken city brick by brick. Their breakthroughs in nuclear disaster response offer a lifeline, not just for Jerry, but for the world. In a selfless act, they’ve pledged to aid any nation struck by such calamity, extending a hand of compassion from a nation in mourning.
Two million voices are silenced, but their memory fuels our spirit. As we cradle our wounds, No-see Jerry stands unbroken, forging a path toward healing and resilience. We will rise, for Berlien, for our lost, for our future.
Nachricht Regionale weeps with our readers, sharing your pain and strength. We will chronicle every step of Berlien’s rebirth.
Jerry scientists are now experienced in dealing with nuclear disasters, they will be sent to other countries affected by nuclear disasters.
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For now, there is zero insurgents found in Jerry. Police continue to tighten the guards in airports, ports, terminals and stations to prevent the movement of insurgents in Jerry's land.
we are going to MADP (Military Attack Defence Preparation) 1, since the Insurgents have nuked Lemongrad.
DING DONG DID THIS???
ohhhhh, they really have it comin’.
@RB107 SIR YES SIR!
@RepublicofWrightIsles I dont think Jerry's land has uranium innit. Its your task then, build a nuclear rocket based on my KSR-1
Bell Lands, in response, has freely opened borders for easier trade, and movement of people.
@RB107 umm, mining it. Uranium can be mined himler.
@RepublicofWrightIsles And spin will revenge for us, so yeah we can just enjoy the show while we are recover ourselves
@RepublicofWrightIsles Where we can get uranium from? We are not going to stupidly spawn it and make a nuclear rocket out of nowhere
@RB107 also, I do not love the idea of not declaring war. We have been struck and must avenge our people, perhaps... arm a KSR-01 with uranium?
@RB107 by the way you must use jerran whenever you do a speech (I'll teach you jerran
@RepublicofWrightIsles Calm down my head of defense. We fight like man, keep your manners, stay low and prioritize actions that have a long-term impact . Fight them is not going to change anything beside of more dead men from both sides.
LÉTA FON JERRY! ÉCH HÆVE OIRE VÉRSVÉVELTEN ŠREIE NAK DÆSEM VÆRHIRENDÉN ANKRÉFF GÉHØRT! ZI ZEND NIKT ØNVEMERKT! VIR MØSSÉN GÉKEN DIN ANKRÉIFÆR SURØKŠLÆGÉN! ENTVÉSELN VIR AINÉN RIKTIKEN KRÉG! SÆG 'ÉL!
(DONT TRANSLATE IT, GOOGLE DOESNT KNOW JERRAN!)
Translation
PEOPLE OF JERRY! I HAVE HEARD YOUR CALLS OF DESPERATION BY THIS DEVASTATING STRIKE! THEY HAVE NOT BEEN UNOTICED! WE MUST STRIKEBACK AGAINST THE AGGRESSOR! UNLEASH FULL FLEDGED WAR! HAIL TO VICTORY!
dang
@RB107 Fuck
Uhhh... Swisher man can Help ur people...by sending some rations for em
@RB107 who is doing this?
@RB107 no problem anything for my allies
@B1BLancer Thank you for your help. It sure will help the recovery of Berlien
Churro Zapato mourns those lost and is pouring massive funds into the reconstruction efforts for Berlien and any other affected areas. We are on high alert for the insurgents with nuclear arms, and we have humanely executed over 30 known and captured insurgents. We are at STRIKCON 4, and are preparing to advance to STRIKCON 3 if a large amount of insurgents are found in Spin, Jerry, or For-Rants.
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