Spinnish President Churro Zapato Takes Full Power
As Frangusto Fiasco left office in December of 1945, the new president, Churro Zapato, took full control of the executive power and has deemed himself dictator for an indefinite period. His political rivals have been “eliminated”, and he has negative outlooks on many other nations. In particular, the Republic of Nether-Jim and Bell-Lands.
Disagreement in Parliament
As Churro Zapato takes all the executive power, the Spinnish Parliament is worried their power will be compromised. The last of any government opposition in Spin resides in our Parliament, and heated debates take place every day regarding Churro Zapato. Zapato already has a massive following in response to his beliefs and promises to the people of Spin, but the Legislative Assembly is in tense dispute. Unfortunately for Parliament, the Spinnish Armed Forces are led by the Chief Officer, who is the president.
New Demand for Advanced Submarines
The Spinnish Navy depends heavily on imported U-boats from No-See Jerry. And as they grow older, and a the People’s Republic of Kinda introduces their own need for submarines, the Republic of Spin needs new equipment too. These new vessels will have great range, and will be a testbed for new naval technologies.
Churro Zapato Focused on Colonization
The new Spinnish dictator has now become interested in colonizing overseas territories and land. Particularly in South Ah-Merry-Ka and Ah-Frek-Ah. Although Spin does already have colonies in Ah-Frek-Ah, we have grown an understanding of the strategic, military, and economic benefits and now wish to continue colonization in the two continents.
Light Attack and Support Helicopter (LASH)
The GBH-10 Kodiak is a great helicopter, and one of the best in the entire world. However, it does not exactly fit the Spinnish Ground Forces criteria for lighter attack helicopters. The GBH-10 was designed for MEDEVAC, search & rescue, large incursions, transport, paratrooping, and aerial support. Basically the Swiss Army Knife of helicopters. But the Spinnish Ground Forces want a smaller, lighter, and more powerful helicopter for destroying enemy radar installations, trenches, and other stationary targets or convoys. Designed not to carry soldiers, but just the two pilots and a “proportional” amount of rockets and other weapons. It would look similar to the real-life “Little Bird” used by the US military.
@DeeganWithABazooka why would you freak out? He doesn’t want to invade you
Yet
@B1BLancer I still don't know why you said "Yet" when you said Zapto had no interests in invading me
I'm still freaking out right now
@UnitedinOne90XCVBNKA don’t worry about it
Yet
@B1BLancer oh ok
@UnitedinOne90XCVBNKA hmm, well Señor Zapato is a little unpredictable. Right now, that is not his objective however.
@B1BLancer just please i beg you dont attack
@UnitedinOne90XCVBNKA what abt it
@RB107 it’s possible, just less of any foreign imports of military equipment
@B1BLancer ya know, war?
Let me guess, Zapato will less buying Jerry's military equipment?
@UnitedinOne90XCVBNKA why?
@B1BLancer dont do it bro trust me 😭🙏
@DeeganWithABazooka erm, um, uh, err
@B1BLancer So why did you say "don’t worry, Zapato does not have any interest in attacking the Socket Onion.
Yet"
That yet part is my question
@DeeganWithABazooka great. So can I invade
@B1BLancer The Socket Onion does NOT care about you invading those places.
@DeeganWithABazooka we are mainly interested in All-Ban-Yea and Grease.
@B1BLancer But what about interests in the Ball-Kins?
There are a lot of Slops living in the Ball-Kins that the Socket Onion will defend
@DeeganWithABazooka don’t worry, Zapato does not have any interest in attacking the Socket Onion.
Yet
The Socket Onion fears that Zapto will push into Slopic Land, a Violation of the Slopic Defence Pact
@AeroTactical sure
@AeroTactical @B1BLancer that’s what the rep is for.
@B1BLancer can you make me some fuselages for helis? I will give any vehicle or amount of money.
@AeroTactical yea you got some good ground, btw, if you need some you can pre-order the LASH helicopters. It’s like the “Little Bird” attack helcipter
@AeroTactical okay, the representative will be allowed entry into the country. He can negotiate with Churro Zapato himself.